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StephZou_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StephZou_2G » Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:20 pm

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you

ben maryamian
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ben maryamian » Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:53 pm

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys.

Libbyfidel_1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Libbyfidel_1E » Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:59 pm

Two men walk into a bar...

First man orders "I'd like H2O". The second man orders "I'd like H2O too". The second man died

Julia Stinnett 2N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:46 pm

Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. (H2O)

Odel Zadeh_2C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Odel Zadeh_2C » Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:07 pm

Did you hear that oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby yubin moon 3c » Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:21 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.

Ashley T 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:22 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."

Janet Pham 1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:20 pm

This might be too cheesy...
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Eljie_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eljie_2F » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:43 pm

Austin Gee 2N wrote:
lilyjustine wrote:Name a more iconic duo...
I'll wait


Name a more ionic duo...
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Jinghui Song 2J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jinghui Song 2J » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:56 pm

Check this out
Hilarious
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Jaret Nishikawa
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaret Nishikawa » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:33 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

Alex Phu 2c
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:09 pm

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

SarahTian3k
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SarahTian3k » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:12 pm

What's the difference between a scientist and a worker?
Their pronunciation of unionized.

004599434
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 004599434 » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:15 pm

Do you have 11 protons?
Because you're sodium fine.

msrivastava_
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby msrivastava_ » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:18 pm

Q: Wanna hear a joke about sodium?
A: Na

Ting Zheng 3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:22 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says "AU, get outta here!"

Jessica De Anda 2C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica De Anda 2C » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:33 pm

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

Jorge_Escobar_3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:51 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

Anjum Farook 2O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anjum Farook 2O » Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:14 am

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.

Park_DoHy_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Park_DoHy_2F » Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:48 am

A noble joke

Reactivity of Neon

sheilaho_1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Wed Jan 18, 2017 10:23 am

Are you sulfur, oxygen, copper, and tellurium?

Because you are SO CuTe.

Tanner Baroni 3I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tanner Baroni 3I » Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:33 pm

Q: Why are chemists bad at telling jokes?
A: They lack the element of surprise

Evan Gentry 2E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Gentry 2E » Wed Jan 18, 2017 1:04 pm

Have you heard about the chemist who was reading the book about Helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

Mimi_Giang_1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:27 pm

Entropy isn't what it used to be. :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StevenBieneman_3K » Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:29 pm

Q: How do scientists pronounce crayon?
A: Carbon, Radium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Nitrogen

Iris Feng 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Iris Feng 2I » Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:39 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caresse_Zhong_2K » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:27 pm

Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.

rachel_john
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachel_john » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:33 pm

Here's a joke I thought was kind of funny

Q: What is a chemist's favorite tree?

A: Stoichiome-tree

Emily_Bloom_1I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bloom_1I » Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:25 pm

For what crime was the enthalpy pirate arrested?

stealing joules

*cue sympathy laughter

Jane Sin 3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jane Sin 3A » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:33 pm

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Jason_Hong_2J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason_Hong_2J » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:39 pm

What's the matter?

Gas, Liquid, Solid, or Plasma

Tiffany Jeng 1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:45 pm

Señor, is Silicon spelled the same way in Spanish?
"Si."

Noor_Chahal_3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Noor_Chahal_3G » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:53 pm

What kind of fish is made up of two sodium atoms?

2Na

Noor_Chahal_3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Noor_Chahal_3G » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:55 pm

What do you get when 6.02x1023 mosquitoes bite you?

Molearia

Jessica_Chang_1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Chang_1G » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:56 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana? BaNa2

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like "O MG"

Katelyn_Nakamura_1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn_Nakamura_1B » Wed Jan 18, 2017 11:35 pm

Anyone know any good sodium jokes?

Na

Ivy Kwok 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivy Kwok 2I » Wed Jan 18, 2017 11:49 pm

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Jasmine_Wong_2K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine_Wong_2K » Wed Jan 18, 2017 11:58 pm

You're a unit of power Harry.

I'm a watt?

Maverick Tan 1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maverick Tan 1F » Thu Jan 19, 2017 10:45 am

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?

A: Because all his friends argon.

K Phelan 3D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby K Phelan 3D » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:52 pm

You got any sodium hypobromite?
NaBrO

Joanne_Park_4C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne_Park_4C » Thu Jan 19, 2017 3:43 pm

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YsabelCheang1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby YsabelCheang1H » Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:13 pm

Exothermic reactions?
I studied them before they were cool.

Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:35 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Amanda Salgado 3D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda Salgado 3D » Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:53 pm

I don't trust atoms.....



I heard they make up everything.

Breanna Buhay 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Buhay 2H » Thu Jan 19, 2017 10:02 pm

What did one ion say to the other?

I got my ion you

Adam Perez
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here from Adam Perez Discussion 1L

Postby Adam Perez » Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:10 pm

A block of dry ice was sitting on a table and begins to turn into carbon dioxide gas. After a while, the block is gone and a cloud of CO2 is floating around. A nearby oxygen cloud asks, “Hey, I just saw you go through a phase change…how was it?”
The CO2 cloud replies, “It was sublime!”

Tania_Torres_3O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:02 am

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Jenny2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jenny2G » Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:24 am

When do chemists tell jokes?
Periodically.

Christian Hardoy 3F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:13 am

Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel, and iron?
A: A KNiFe.

Lauren Wong 3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:27 am

Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa!

Matthew_Vargas_2G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Matthew_Vargas_2G » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:29 am

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Helena Vervaet 1N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Helena Vervaet 1N » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:59 am

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, you might as well barium!

KoSiOg
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KoSiOg » Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:45 am

Never Trust an Atom.... They Make Up Everything

arsalzaheer2L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arsalzaheer2L » Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:57 pm

What did one titration tell the other? Let's meet at the endpoint!

Sascha_Clark_4I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sascha_Clark_4I » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:19 pm

A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."

Michelle Lin 3M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Lin 3M » Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:02 pm

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2Na.

AngelaWang_1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaWang_1F » Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:04 pm

Titanium is a most amorous metal. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.

Brandon Han 3H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Han 3H » Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:25 pm

Do you have any sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nadine_El Fawal_3M » Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:28 pm

what's the chemical formula for a banana?
BaNa2! :D

Jana_Lang_2B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jana_Lang_2B » Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:54 pm

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divya_devineni_2E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby divya_devineni_2E » Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:53 pm

A cation is an ion with a paws-itive charge

divya_devineni_2E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby divya_devineni_2E » Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:54 pm

The name's bond...Hydrogen bond.

divya_devineni_2E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby divya_devineni_2E » Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:55 pm

Love is in the air. Wrong; Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Katherine_Ly_1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katherine_Ly_1H » Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:16 pm

Wanna hear a joke about nitric oxide?

NO

Andrew Zhong 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Zhong 2H » Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:19 pm

Chemistry has taught us that pressure and volume are inversely related to each other with everything else held constant. In other words, when pressure increases, volume decreases. Yet whenever I am under extreme pressure, my volume always ends up increasing as well. Guess the laws of chemistry don't apply to the phenomenon known as stress eating before finals.

Alice Jung 1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alice Jung 1C » Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:00 pm

What do cows study in college?
Creamistry

jillianduffield_2D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby jillianduffield_2D » Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:06 pm

Exothermic reactions? I studied them before they were cool.

Andrew Nguyen 3O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:17 pm

Technically, alcohol is a solution.

NicoleDurghalli_1F
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Chemistry Jokes

Postby NicoleDurghalli_1F » Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:02 pm

Lol
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Shivali_Raja_3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shivali_Raja_3K » Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:52 pm

If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number.

Diana_Anum1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diana_Anum1G » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:25 pm

What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion!!

Anika_Desar_3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:49 pm

What is the chemical formula for a banana?

BaNa2

Tiffany Wee 2D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:41 pm

What did the molecule say during the baseball game?
A: "Keep your i-on the ball!"

JesusGarcia_2N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JesusGarcia_2N » Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:55 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel!

HarshiniMuthukumar3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby HarshiniMuthukumar3N » Sat Jan 21, 2017 12:51 am

Yo' Mamma So Ugly
Not Even Fluorine Would Bond With Her!

Sascha_Clark_4I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sascha_Clark_4I » Sat Jan 21, 2017 10:04 am

Q: Why did the white furry bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.

Justin_Bueno_2O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:30 am

Aldehyde
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Ting Zheng 3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:44 am

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.

Hung_Sabrina_3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hung_Sabrina_3N » Sat Jan 21, 2017 12:45 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

Amanda_Quintero_1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Sat Jan 21, 2017 12:46 pm

Q: Why can you never trust atoms?

A: They make up everything!

Shelley Pi 1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shelley Pi 1K » Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:18 pm

“What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”

Emily_Bennett_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bennett_3C » Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:28 pm

I don't trust atoms, they make up everything

Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion

Nikola_Stojcic_3O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nikola_Stojcic_3O » Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:39 pm

Heat: Wanna hang out?
Internal Energy of the system: I can't, I have work.

kgiesch1N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kgiesch1N » Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:20 pm

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.

FaithPigeon_1E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:44 pm

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice

H2O cubed.

JulieLy_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JulieLy_3C » Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:48 pm

Where do the elements go on their first date?
The ferrous wheel.

Diana_Visco_1l
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diana_Visco_1l » Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:51 pm

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG

Imani Johnson 1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Imani Johnson 1H » Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:17 pm

If Fe= Iron....then does,
Female= Iron Man?

Jane Sin 3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jane Sin 3A » Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:51 pm

Im out of chemistry jokes.. I should zinc of a new one :)

Anisha Patel 1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Sat Jan 21, 2017 4:47 pm

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon_Williams_3E » Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:47 pm

Q: What kind of fish can you count on for sodium?
A: 2-Na

Makenna Vulgas 1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Makenna Vulgas 1G » Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:03 pm

What was the charge on NaCl when it was arrested?

A salt

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby deantuazon2G » Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:12 pm

What do you do to a dead chemist?
You Barium

Balint Nagy 3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:16 pm

I don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

Rachelle_Stark_3H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:59 pm

Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together? OMg

Jennifer Ngo 1M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer Ngo 1M » Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:24 pm

What did the chemist say when he found two helium atoms?

HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melissa Van Pell 2I » Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:37 pm

How many moles are in a guacamole?
Avocado's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie_Hardiman_3C » Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:49 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zoe Robertson 2H » Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:09 pm

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

A: SWAG

8-)

Brandon_Goenawan2O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon_Goenawan2O » Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:10 pm

If I were an endothermic chemical reaction at equilibrium, you would push me to the right because you are hot:)


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