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Hannah Liu 2A
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Chemistry Joke

Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:02 pm

Q: Hey, what's new? (nu)
A: c/lambda!

Theresa_Trieu_2G
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Theresa_Trieu_2G » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:22 pm

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Tara_Hekmati_3B
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Tara_Hekmati_3B » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:04 pm

Exothermic reactions?
I studied them before they were cool. Pshht

Julia Stinnett 2N
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:10 pm

Question: What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
Answer: 2Na (pronounced like tuna)

Victoria Vu 3L
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Victoria Vu 3L » Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:45 pm

I know my Chemistry and
you've got one significant figure ;)

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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby RitaChang_2C » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:39 pm

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed!

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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Malavika_Theophil_3H » Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:37 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Tania_Torres_3O
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Sat Jan 14, 2017 2:28 pm

have you heard the one about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-he just couldn't put it down!

504829531
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby 504829531 » Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:08 pm

What should you do if you have a sick chemist? If you can't helium or curium, I guess you'll have to barium.

Arielle 1I
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Arielle 1I » Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:46 pm

What Is A Chemist’s Favorite Plant?

Stoichiome-tree

Andy_Park_1B
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Andy_Park_1B » Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:08 pm

I went to a comedy show and one chemist went up and performed a quick skit.

He didn't get a reaction.

Yamilex Velgara 2I
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Yamilex Velgara 2I » Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:50 pm

lol
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby JoAnna Yortiss 2G » Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:28 am

This one is good lol
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Sunny Chera 1N » Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:01 pm

I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

Here is another funny one!

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the
Bunsen burner:
"Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined.
"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.

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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby EmilyLeibovitch2E » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:00 am

A man and a woman are sitting at a bar. One has a shirt saying 'Polar', the other, 'Non Polar'
Woman: Sorry, I just don't think the chemistry is right.

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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Sat Jan 21, 2017 10:07 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" and he died.

Eugenia Kwon 3O
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Eugenia Kwon 3O » Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:09 pm

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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Nikhil_Madan_3C » Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:58 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate

Andrew M 2J
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Andrew M 2J » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:56 pm

What is a chemist's favorite breed of dog?
LABoratory Retrievers

HimadreeR
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby HimadreeR » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:03 pm

I have many chemistry jokes- I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction :/

Milan M
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Milan M » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:08 pm

Did you hear about the guy who's temperature got down to absolute zero? Don't worry, he's 0k.

Ian Brown 1K
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Ian Brown 1K » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:14 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Frank_Smith_3L » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:17 pm

So Helium walks into a bar right? The bartender is like, "Omg we DON'T serve noble gases here!!!" The helium didn't react!!!

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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:12 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Eli Pazol 2F » Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:51 pm

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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby 504829531 » Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:38 pm

How many molecules are there in a bowl of guacamole? Avocado's number!

Victoria Vu 3L
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Victoria Vu 3L » Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:23 pm

You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart <3

Laila Stedman 3G
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Re: Chemistry Joke

Postby Laila Stedman 3G » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:29 am

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all of his friends Argon!

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