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004599434
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Postby 004599434 » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:25 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
I heard it went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julianne_Zingmond_1E » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:40 pm

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby angelikape3k » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:49 pm

Where do you go to meet your soulmate?

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CHEMISTRY CLASS!!!!!! :D

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carolyn Huh 1K » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:02 am

Anyone know any good jokes on sodium?

Na!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carolyn Huh 1K » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:02 am

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

FeBreeze!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:03 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Celine_Ngo_3L » Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:35 am

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

K9P

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachel_john » Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:37 am

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby DhirajR_3F » Tue Jan 24, 2017 11:00 am

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arielle 1I » Tue Jan 24, 2017 11:14 am

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys. *ba dum tssss*

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rishi_Kayathi_1E » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:39 pm

A pessimist sees a glass half empty, an optimist sees a glass half full, but a chemist sees a glass half filled with H2O.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:08 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sharlene Reyes 2N » Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:27 pm

What did Chlorine say to the other molecule?

Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine and if we bonded it'd be ionic
;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristine_Espinosa_2L » Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:57 pm

How many moles are in Guacamole?

Avocado's Number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby yubin moon 3c » Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:59 pm

Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?

Because she was too attractive!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia_Wenzel_1E » Tue Jan 24, 2017 5:07 pm

Love is in the air?

Wrong. Nitorgen, oxygen, and carbon dioxide are in the air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Libbyfidel_1E » Tue Jan 24, 2017 5:22 pm

Person 1: Do you understand chemistry?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Don't you mean Na? ;)
Person 2: No, I legit do not understand chemistry.

*this is an accurate representation on my life*
*sad reacts only*

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gigi Ye 2K » Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:03 pm

Once I told a chemistry joke, there was no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:55 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Teresa_Duarte_3K » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:11 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Chang_1G » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:45 pm

What show does cesium and iodine love watching together? CSI
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason_Hong_2J » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:22 pm

Did you hear about the man who's temperature dropped down to absolute zero?

Don't worry though, he's 0K.

Alex Phu 2c
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:30 pm

Chem students do it on the table periodically

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:00 am

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

A: CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lindsey Lill » Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:38 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hung_Sabrina_3N » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:05 am

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ben maryamian » Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:17 pm

“What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

“A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Morgan_McMasters_3A » Wed Jan 25, 2017 1:44 pm

Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium broke up?
I know! I was like "O Mg"!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Wed Jan 25, 2017 6:36 pm

If you have a problem, just dissolve it in water and you'll have a solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Wed Jan 25, 2017 7:59 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Franklin Kong 3D » Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:26 pm

What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Franklin Kong 3D » Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:29 pm

It's always good to have a positive attitude instead of having an electron cloud hanging around your head.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby msrivastava_ » Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:02 pm

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium went on a date? I mean... OMG !!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jeana Wei 3C » Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:45 pm

How many moles are in a guacamole?
A: Avocado's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn_Nakamura_1B » Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:53 pm

What do you do to a dead chemist?
You Barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StephZou_2G » Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:32 am

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris Liddicoat » Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:53 am

I have many chemistry jokes...I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Matthew_Vargas_2G » Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:55 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lei Wena Herme 1O » Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:15 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory retrievers!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jane Sin 3A » Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:34 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon Han 3H » Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:46 pm

A photon checked into a hotel and was asked if he needed help with his bags.
He said "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:52 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:56 pm

Do you have any sodium hypobromite?

NaHBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall_Islam_3A » Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:30 pm

Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dana_Tran_1L » Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:58 pm

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O!!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lillian_Lai_1K » Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:07 pm

Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Banik_Housepian_2K » Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:15 pm

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

RitaChang_2C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby RitaChang_2C » Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:18 pm

How often do you like jokes about elements?

Periodically.

Iris Feng 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Iris Feng 2I » Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:18 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:15 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joanne_Park_4C » Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:16 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:18 pm

Optimist: sees glass half full
Pessimist: sees glass half empty
Chemist: sees glass entirely full; half in liquid state, half in vapor state

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby veeksha25 » Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:18 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JonathanZhu3B » Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:45 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

JonathanZhu3B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JonathanZhu3B » Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:45 pm

What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium

Tyler_Vellozzi_3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:40 pm

Not to be technical, but alcohol is a solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:58 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 304779711 » Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:14 pm

I learned about exothermic reactions in high school... they were really cool... (BA DUM TSSSS
!)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SarahTian3k » Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:47 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was a polar bear.

Alex Phu 2c
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:49 pm

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby David Julfayan 1F » Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:39 pm

How I feel before studying.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Lin 3M » Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:20 am

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amber_Candelaria_1D » Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:32 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sandy_Kim_1K » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:22 am

I would tell another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. :/

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby YsabelCheang1H » Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:23 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:00 pm

What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AllanNicholson2F » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:01 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

Thomas Morgan 1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thomas Morgan 1B » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:13 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Andrew Nguyen 3O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:18 pm

Q: How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?

A: A sulfone

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaWang_1F » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:22 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:36 pm

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:37 pm

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine_Wong_2K » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:48 pm

I need a relationship as strong as an ionic bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jenny2G » Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:31 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby saminah_adam » Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:04 pm

Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na.

Irene Ramos 1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Irene Ramos 1F » Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:54 pm

A guy smashes dimonds I guess you could say he kilo joules!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aya_Elarid_2H » Fri Jan 27, 2017 6:30 pm

Joke: “What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Fri Jan 27, 2017 6:44 pm

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

A: SWAG

Julia_Gordon_2A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia_Gordon_2A » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:21 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Paul Sedaros 1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Paul Sedaros 1B » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:24 pm

I asked the person that was sitting next to me if I could borrow some of their Sodium Hypobromite....he said NaBrO!

Kevin Le 1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Le 1L » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:50 pm

Get yourself a friend who is down to hang out with positive entropy haha haha get it, like someone who likes to hang out spontaneously haha

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby megan_thi_2j » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:09 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diana_Anum1G » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:27 pm

Friend: Hey did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

Me: Yeah I heard it went OK.

Jessica De Anda 2C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica De Anda 2C » Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:17 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Tanner Baroni 3I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tanner Baroni 3I » Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:33 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexia_Vanegas_1G » Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:42 pm

Do I know any jokes about sodium?

... Na
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SydneyKusumoputro_3K » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:30 am

I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Zeng_3G » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:45 am

Why does a hamburger yield lower energy than a steak does?
Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shelley Pi 1K » Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:16 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:31 am

diene: "Help! Save me, I'm diene!"
triene: "I'm triene!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:41 am

What am I doing with element 83?
A: None of your Bismuth.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:32 pm

Question- Did you hear about the date between potassium and oxygen?


Answer- It went O.K.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Precious_Li_1D » Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:46 pm

Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?


A: Because she was too attractive

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:48 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby HarshiniMuthukumar3N » Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:15 pm

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Adam Perez
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adam Perez » Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:29 pm

We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:31 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na


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