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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
I heard it went OK.
I heard it went OK.
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Where do you go to meet your soulmate?
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CHEMISTRY CLASS!!!!!! :D
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CHEMISTRY CLASS!!!!!! :D
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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
K9P
K9P
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys. *ba dum tssss*
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A pessimist sees a glass half empty, an optimist sees a glass half full, but a chemist sees a glass half filled with H2O.
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What did Chlorine say to the other molecule?
Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine and if we bonded it'd be ionic
;)
Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine and if we bonded it'd be ionic
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Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?
Because she was too attractive!
Because she was too attractive!
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Love is in the air?
Wrong. Nitorgen, oxygen, and carbon dioxide are in the air.
Wrong. Nitorgen, oxygen, and carbon dioxide are in the air.
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Person 1: Do you understand chemistry?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Don't you mean Na? ;)
Person 2: No, I legit do not understand chemistry.
*this is an accurate representation on my life*
*sad reacts only*
Person 2: No
Person 1: Don't you mean Na? ;)
Person 2: No, I legit do not understand chemistry.
*this is an accurate representation on my life*
*sad reacts only*
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Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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What show does cesium and iodine love watching together? CSI
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe
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Did you hear about the man who's temperature dropped down to absolute zero?
Don't worry though, he's 0K.
Don't worry though, he's 0K.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
A: A ferrous wheel:
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“What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
“A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”
“A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”
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Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium broke up?
I know! I was like "O Mg"!
I know! I was like "O Mg"!
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If you have a problem, just dissolve it in water and you'll have a solution!
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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It's always good to have a positive attitude instead of having an electron cloud hanging around your head.
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Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium went on a date? I mean... OMG !!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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I have many chemistry jokes...I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction :)
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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon
Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
A: Because all his friends Argon
Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
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A photon checked into a hotel and was asked if he needed help with his bags.
He said "No, I'm traveling light."
He said "No, I'm traveling light."
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution!
A: A one molar solution!
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Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.
Because it's in the ground state.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
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Optimist: sees glass half full
Pessimist: sees glass half empty
Chemist: sees glass entirely full; half in liquid state, half in vapor state
Pessimist: sees glass half empty
Chemist: sees glass entirely full; half in liquid state, half in vapor state
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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I learned about exothermic reactions in high school... they were really cool... (BA DUM TSSSS
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
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I would tell another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. :/
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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Joke: “What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”
Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
A: SWAG
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I asked the person that was sitting next to me if I could borrow some of their Sodium Hypobromite....he said NaBrO!
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Get yourself a friend who is down to hang out with positive entropy haha haha get it, like someone who likes to hang out spontaneously haha
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Friend: Hey did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
Me: Yeah I heard it went OK.
Me: Yeah I heard it went OK.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
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Do I know any jokes about sodium?
... Na
... Na
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Why does a hamburger yield lower energy than a steak does?
Because it's in the ground state!
Because it's in the ground state!
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Question- Did you hear about the date between potassium and oxygen?
Answer- It went O.K.
Answer- It went O.K.
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Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?
A: Because she was too attractive
A: Because she was too attractive
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We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!
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