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Katherine_Ly_1H
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Postby Katherine_Ly_1H » Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:39 pm

Why are chemists great at solving problems?

Because they have all the solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madison_Moore_1I » Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:58 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0 K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kgiesch1N » Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:44 pm

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:58 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Natalie_Hardiman_3C » Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:59 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Megan Yabumoto 3K » Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:20 pm

Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be??

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby NicoleDurghalli_1F » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:02 pm

I appreciate everyone finding the variety of this chemistry cat's jokes
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nadine_El Fawal_3M » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:18 pm

hey girl,
are you made of copper and tellurium?
because you are Cu-Te !!

Makenna Vulgas 1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Makenna Vulgas 1G » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:40 pm

What is the name of the molecule CH2O?

Seawater! (cue pity laugh)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby isabelle ruedisueli 1j » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:46 pm

What's a lion's favorite element?
Roar-on!

Aditya Mamtora 2C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aditya Mamtora 2C » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:55 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aditya Mamtora 2C » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:56 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aditya Mamtora 2C » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:56 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:57 pm

What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
-A CaNiNe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:12 pm

Q: Why are chemists never able to prank their friends?

A: Because they lack the element of surprise.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Song 2M » Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:27 pm

How do you know a man is in love?
His internal energy goes up - he works harder, gets hot & sweaty.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StevenBieneman_3K » Sat Jan 28, 2017 7:11 pm

If I were an acid, I'd be a-mean-oh-acid.

alvitaxiao
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alvitaxiao » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:02 pm

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Catherine_L_1C » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:36 pm

First law of thermodynamics? Don't talk about thermodynamics.

Asha_Isse_1N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Asha_Isse_1N » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:38 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AndyL3I » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:50 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Calvin Huang 3D » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:51 pm

I'm out of chemistry jokes guy.

Maybe I should ZINC of a new one.

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Postby Frankie Escobedo 3E » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:26 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JoAnna Yortiss 2G » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:27 pm

I would make a "free energy" joke

...but nobody Gibbs a dang.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Toby Lin 1J » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:34 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arsalzaheer2L » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:42 pm

What's the chemical formula of coffee? CoFe2

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Postby Samantha_Leong_3K » Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:04 pm

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Postby Tamara_Torosyan_1J » Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:30 pm

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Postby Rory_Grant_3E » Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:35 pm

No room for error.
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Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:36 pm

Corny
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:55 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby shreya_mantri_3I » Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:22 pm

man, these chemistry jokes are really making me 'sulfur'

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Philline_Tumbaga_1F » Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:28 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:57 am

If you ever get cold just stand in a corner, it's always 90 degrees

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Deanna_Nguyen_3L » Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:17 am

Here are some chem puns!

Where are all the dinosaurs?
They Argon!

What do you do to dead elements?
You Barium!

What is Santa's favorite element?

Ho Ho Ho (Holmium)

Imani Johnson 1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Imani Johnson 1H » Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:36 am

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Wouldn't even wish this on my worst enemy.

Aleena_Sorf_2A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aleena_Sorf_2A » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:28 am

Some chemistry puns!

1) What do you do with a sick chemist?
-If you can't helium, and can't curium, then you might as well barium.

2) I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction!

3) All the good periodic table jokes argon?
I dont zinc so!

Jason Duong 1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Duong 1D » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:56 am

I dont trust atoms...I heard they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby gingy 1K » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:38 am

how to get you a south campus major
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Postby Claire_Zhou_1A » Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:52 pm

avengers unite
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaspreet_Nagra_2I » Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:05 pm

Q:
Why do white bears dissolve in water?
A:
Because they're polar!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hyun Young Lee 2H » Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:21 pm

Chem joke in time for Valentine.


Q: Are you a compound of barium and beryllium?
A: Cause you are a total BaBe.

Use it for someone special!


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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby caitlin_oberman_2G » Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:37 pm

Superhero chemistry joke
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Postby regina_ho_3A » Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:39 pm

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Postby Vagarshak 2C » Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:57 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Serena Patel 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Serena Patel 2H » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:05 pm

Who's the best at making bad jokes about Iodine and Americium?

I Am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Vilshtein_3B » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:14 pm

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"I blame entropy."

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Postby Simran Brar 1J » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:33 pm

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Postby Cinthia_Ramirez_3B » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:34 pm

Pick up line
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frank_Smith_3L » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:43 pm

You know what, every time I think of a heavy element, I think of U! hahahahhahahhahahha
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hernandez_3L » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:43 pm

Why do chemist learn about ammonia first?
Its pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rielapopp3O » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:51 pm

What kind of pets do chemists have?

Labs

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204781248 » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:00 pm

"what if i told you......"
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Postby Marissa Stinnett 1E » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:02 pm

Chemist A: What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
Chemist B: A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:11 pm

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChiragThadaniDis2M » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:18 pm

What's the charge of 'cat'ions?

They are 'paw'sitive.

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Postby Aileen Nguyen 3N » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:19 pm

alcohol is not a problem it's a solution
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Postby Michelle_Ahn_2N » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:23 pm

Mum, you can't fight the 2nd law of thermodynamics
All things, which includes bedrooms, move from a state of order to disorder.


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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarahi Garza 3k » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:25 pm

Check out this "Ferrous" Wheel...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 204863791 » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:50 pm

What happens to Nitrogen when the sun sets?
It becomes daytrogen and goes to bed. Good nitrogen, sleep tightrogen, don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chelsey_Schaum1H » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:51 pm

Q: What was the charge when NaCl got arrested?
A: A salt

Sarah Sackey_3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Sackey_3G » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:51 pm

ORIGINAL JOKE OVER HERE

What is the first element on Donald Trump's periodic table ?

Did you guess Hydrogen.
HAHAH those were old facts, the alternative fact is, "IT'S AMERICIUM FIRST!!!!"

Katie_Ho_1M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katie_Ho_1M » Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:00 pm

What does one thermodynamic state function give?

It Gibbs free energy.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lexy Swenson 1F » Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:18 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

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Postby lorrainerowe_1K » Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:32 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zoe Robertson 2H » Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:40 pm

You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K
:)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caresse_Zhong_2K » Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:41 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.

JulieLy_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JulieLy_3C » Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:54 pm

Why do hamburgers have less energy than steak?
They're in the ground state.

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Postby EmilyLeibovitch2E » Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:57 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annie_Amundson_1L » Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:01 pm

Q: What is Lady GaGa's real last name?

A: Gallium-Gallium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carolyn Huh 1K » Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:40 pm

Don't ever trust an atom; they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KoSiOg » Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:42 pm

Two friends walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies.
Be Careful what you ask for kids

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Helen 3C » Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:47 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby julia lai 3A » Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:49 pm

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madison Juul 1D » Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:56 pm

what do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:04 pm

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:15 pm

Two chemists went to bar. The first said "I'll have an H2O". The second one then said "I'll have an H2O too". He died.

Andy Chen 3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andy Chen 3L » Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:17 pm

I'm out of chemistry jokes...I should zinc of a new one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kathrin Magdalani 3J » Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:41 pm

Exothermic reactions?
I studied them before they were cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:46 pm

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? A: Febreeze.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby wesley hardin » Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:13 pm

Here's a funny one:
I dont trust atoms...I heard they make up everything. :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:14 pm

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby harseerat_jajj_3G » Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:20 pm

first rule of thermo
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:28 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby anatorres1B » Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:57 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…

He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gabriela_2E » Sun Jan 29, 2017 8:24 pm

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Postby Melissa Ledesma 2B » Sun Jan 29, 2017 8:36 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zhiyong Xie 3K » Sun Jan 29, 2017 8:41 pm

What is the chemical formula for sugar cubes?
(C12H22O11)^3

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Neha Nibber 3H » Sun Jan 29, 2017 8:50 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says, "No I'm traveling light."

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Thomas_Elizabeth_3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thomas_Elizabeth_3A » Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:05 pm

What was the pirate chemist film rated?

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Christian Hardoy 3F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:13 pm

Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chomatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.

Susanne_Taavitsa_2J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Susanne_Taavitsa_2J » Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:17 pm

I mean I guess
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Gonzalez_Liliana_1K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gonzalez_Liliana_1K » Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:19 pm

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands, together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium


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