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Why are chemists great at solving problems?
Because they have all the solutions.
Because they have all the solutions.
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0 K now.
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A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
A: H2O cubed.
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I appreciate everyone finding the variety of this chemistry cat's jokes
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hey girl,
are you made of copper and tellurium?
because you are Cu-Te !!
are you made of copper and tellurium?
because you are Cu-Te !!
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Q: Why are chemists never able to prank their friends?
A: Because they lack the element of surprise.
A: Because they lack the element of surprise.
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How do you know a man is in love?
His internal energy goes up - he works harder, gets hot & sweaty.
His internal energy goes up - he works harder, gets hot & sweaty.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe
HeHe
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
A ferrous wheel.
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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
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If you ever get cold just stand in a corner, it's always 90 degrees
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Here are some chem puns!
Where are all the dinosaurs?
They Argon!
What do you do to dead elements?
You Barium!
What is Santa's favorite element?
Ho Ho Ho (Holmium)
Where are all the dinosaurs?
They Argon!
What do you do to dead elements?
You Barium!
What is Santa's favorite element?
Ho Ho Ho (Holmium)
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Some chemistry puns!
1) What do you do with a sick chemist?
-If you can't helium, and can't curium, then you might as well barium.
2) I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction!
3) All the good periodic table jokes argon?
I dont zinc so!
1) What do you do with a sick chemist?
-If you can't helium, and can't curium, then you might as well barium.
2) I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction!
3) All the good periodic table jokes argon?
I dont zinc so!
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Chem joke in time for Valentine.
Q: Are you a compound of barium and beryllium?
A: Cause you are a total BaBe.
Use it for someone special!
Q: Are you a compound of barium and beryllium?
A: Cause you are a total BaBe.
Use it for someone special!
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Who's the best at making bad jokes about Iodine and Americium?
I Am
I Am
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You know what, every time I think of a heavy element, I think of U! hahahahhahahhahahha
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"what if i told you......"
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Chemist A: What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
Chemist B: A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.
Chemist B: A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Mum, you can't fight the 2nd law of thermodynamics
All things, which includes bedrooms, move from a state of order to disorder.
http://image.wikifoundry.com/image/3/f1 ... /GW644H493
All things, which includes bedrooms, move from a state of order to disorder.
http://image.wikifoundry.com/image/3/f1 ... /GW644H493
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What happens to Nitrogen when the sun sets?
It becomes daytrogen and goes to bed. Good nitrogen, sleep tightrogen, don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.
It becomes daytrogen and goes to bed. Good nitrogen, sleep tightrogen, don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.
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ORIGINAL JOKE OVER HERE
What is the first element on Donald Trump's periodic table ?
Did you guess Hydrogen.
HAHAH those were old facts, the alternative fact is, "IT'S AMERICIUM FIRST!!!!"
What is the first element on Donald Trump's periodic table ?
Did you guess Hydrogen.
HAHAH those were old facts, the alternative fact is, "IT'S AMERICIUM FIRST!!!!"
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What does one thermodynamic state function give?
It Gibbs free energy.
It Gibbs free energy.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
He said NaBrO
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.
A: He's 0K now.
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Why do hamburgers have less energy than steak?
They're in the ground state.
They're in the ground state.
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Two friends walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies.
Be Careful what you ask for kids
Be Careful what you ask for kids
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery!
He was booked for a salt and battery!
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Two chemists went to bar. The first said "I'll have an H2O". The second one then said "I'll have an H2O too". He died.
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Here's a funny one:
I dont trust atoms...I heard they make up everything. :)
I dont trust atoms...I heard they make up everything. :)
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe ;)
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says, "No I'm traveling light."
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Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chomatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.
A: Separation anxiety.
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perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands, together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding
relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium
relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium
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