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Midterm season is coming and it can be pretty stressful.
So make sure you all think like a proton and stay positive!!!
So make sure you all think like a proton and stay positive!!!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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-Bumper sticker about the 2nd Law of thermodynamics:
S happens
-"Absolutely," Kelvin said temperately, as he zeroed in on the
answer.
S happens
-"Absolutely," Kelvin said temperately, as he zeroed in on the
answer.
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In the late 1940s, German theoretical physicist Arnold Sommerfeld, having previously written a series of books in physics: mechanics (1943), electrodynamics (1948), optics (1950), etc., was asked why he had never written a book on thermodynamics?
“Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time you go through it, you don't understand it at all. The second time you go through it, you think you understand it, except for one or two small points. The third time you go through it, you know you don't understand it, but by that time you are so used to it, it doesn't bother you anymore.”
“Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time you go through it, you don't understand it at all. The second time you go through it, you think you understand it, except for one or two small points. The third time you go through it, you know you don't understand it, but by that time you are so used to it, it doesn't bother you anymore.”
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Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na. Yeah, I know that was sodium funny!
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Food jokes are the best
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Why is the vacuum cleaner so hot?
Because Thermo-chemistry sucks =(
Because Thermo-chemistry sucks =(
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My parents ask me why I don't clean my room.
I tell them, "In an isolated system, entropy can only increase."
I tell them, "In an isolated system, entropy can only increase."
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Why do chemists call Helium, Curium and Barium the healing elements?
-Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium!
-Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium!
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So, this scientist walks into a sports bar and orders his food and beer when another waiter approaches his a while later.
The waiter greets him, "Welcome to the Entropy Bar - may I take your order?"
"I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time," replied the scientist.
"My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you," responded the waiter.
The scientist continued, "It's not just that, I know this waitress. Her name's Ellen Omega. She really made me thermally dynamic. So, I asked her out. I tell you, when she don't like you, she really Boltz, man. Women like that are never distributed normally among the population."
What kind of Poisson would say something like this? (;
The waiter greets him, "Welcome to the Entropy Bar - may I take your order?"
"I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time," replied the scientist.
"My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you," responded the waiter.
The scientist continued, "It's not just that, I know this waitress. Her name's Ellen Omega. She really made me thermally dynamic. So, I asked her out. I tell you, when she don't like you, she really Boltz, man. Women like that are never distributed normally among the population."
What kind of Poisson would say something like this? (;
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
OH SNaP!
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
Well, if you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, then you're going to have to Barium.
Well, if you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, then you're going to have to Barium.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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"Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now."
A: He's 0K now."
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Why was the mole of oxygen so happy when she left the bar?
Because she got Avogadro's number.
Because she got Avogadro's number.
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says, "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says, "I think I'll have an H2O too," and he died shortly afterwards.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light!"
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That feeling when a chemist is messing with you:
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon
A: CoFe2
Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through. :) hopefully providing some laughs during these stressful weeks of midterms. Good luck everyone!
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
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I hate it when people text me 'K,' when I'm not in the mood to talk about Potassium.
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Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.
A: By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?
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Laboratory retrievers!
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Laboratory retrievers!
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A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.
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The 4 hydrogen atoms joined forces with carbon to save the day. I guess you could say they were covaliant.
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Q: What do you get when you complete a chemistry class?
A: A graduated cylinder.
A: A graduated cylinder.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
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Two men walk into a restaurant. The first says, "I'll order H2O". The second says, "I'll order H2O too". The second man dies.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
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Polar Bear Joke :P
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Second Law of Thermo-Joke!
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
A: H2O cubed
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Did you know you could cool yourself to around -273'C
You'd probably still be 0K
You'd probably still be 0K
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Q. Why did the chemistry student fall asleep during?
A. Because it was boron.
A. Because it was boron.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Why do chemists love nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates!
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