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Harmeet_Kaur_2D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Harmeet_Kaur_2D » Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:29 pm

Midterm season is coming and it can be pretty stressful.

So make sure you all think like a proton and stay positive!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krista Yang 1C » Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:34 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ryan Petrecca 1L » Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:43 pm

Lol
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rhiannon Imbeah 2I » Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:54 pm

"Don't trust atoms, they make up everything." ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ian Brown 1K » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:04 pm

What is the dullest element?
Bohrium

Jaz_Y_1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaz_Y_1H » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:10 pm

-Bumper sticker about the 2nd Law of thermodynamics:
S happens

-"Absolutely," Kelvin said temperately, as he zeroed in on the
answer.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samantha Rubin-Pope - 1H » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:12 pm

chemistry joke #1
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ibukunolabinjo_3J » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:16 pm

In the late 1940s, German theoretical physicist Arnold Sommerfeld, having previously written a series of books in physics: mechanics (1943), electrodynamics (1948), optics (1950), etc., was asked why he had never written a book on thermodynamics?

“Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time you go through it, you don't understand it at all. The second time you go through it, you think you understand it, except for one or two small points. The third time you go through it, you know you don't understand it, but by that time you are so used to it, it doesn't bother you anymore.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby swatiperepa » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:29 pm

This cat is my hero
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JessenyaReyes_1B » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:38 pm

Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na. Yeah, I know that was sodium funny!

Tiffany Wee 2D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:48 pm

Food jokes are the best
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sahil Sharma 2J » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:59 pm

Anyone know any jokes about Sodium?

Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy Yu 2M » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:02 pm

Why is the vacuum cleaner so hot?

Because Thermo-chemistry sucks =(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jagmeet_Arora_1G » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:03 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rodri_Karla_1J » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:08 pm

My parents ask me why I don't clean my room.

I tell them, "In an isolated system, entropy can only increase."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby z_hernandez_loza_3J » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:10 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cris-1C » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:14 pm

Why do chemists call Helium, Curium and Barium the healing elements?

-Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium!

John Ly 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby John Ly 2I » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:19 pm

I wish everyone best of luck on this week's quiz! :D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AlexSun2L » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:19 pm

Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: "Have you got a moment?"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sunny Chera 1N » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:20 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ERIKTORRESDisc3C » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:21 pm

So, this scientist walks into a sports bar and orders his food and beer when another waiter approaches his a while later.
The waiter greets him, "Welcome to the Entropy Bar - may I take your order?"
"I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time," replied the scientist.
"My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you," responded the waiter.
The scientist continued, "It's not just that, I know this waitress. Her name's Ellen Omega. She really made me thermally dynamic. So, I asked her out. I tell you, when she don't like you, she really Boltz, man. Women like that are never distributed normally among the population."
What kind of Poisson would say something like this? (;

Michael Sparks 2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael Sparks 2F » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:34 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Andrew M 2J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew M 2J » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:42 pm

Someone threw Sodium Chloride at me.
I charged them for A Salt

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris Yeh 3D » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:58 pm

Q: What Kind of Fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KylaTenido1G » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:59 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ryan_chowdhury_2E » Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:59 pm

Girl you wanna go out?
Because we have resonance ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samya Konda 2I » Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:08 am

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

Samya Konda 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samya Konda 2I » Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:10 am

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Celine_Ngo_3L » Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:11 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby a_jeny2E » Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:56 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ckim_1I » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:19 am

Everyone during Finals be prepared like
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:43 am

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Noelle Min-1N » Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:01 am

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Josh_Zhong_1F » Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:08 am

How about the chemical workers — are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AlexandraOsterland_3E » Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:13 am

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:28 am

”I zinc we are done because all the other jokes ar-gon!”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ben maryamian » Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:35 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gigi Ye 2K » Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:20 pm

Take all your lame chemistry jokes and Barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby yubin moon 3c » Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:41 pm

what is a cation afraid of?

a dogion!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine_Wong_2K » Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:55 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
Well, if you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, then you're going to have to Barium.

Alex Phu 2c
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:04 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hanan_Kashkoul_1O » Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:46 pm

"Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Theresa_Trieu_2G » Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:07 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivanna_Tang_3B » Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:25 pm

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baby thermodynamics!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Franklin Kong 3D » Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:34 pm

Why was the mole of oxygen so happy when she left the bar?
Because she got Avogadro's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Helena Vervaet 1N » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:08 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says, "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says, "I think I'll have an H2O too," and he died shortly afterwards.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Helena Vervaet 1N » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:11 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Song 2M » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:48 pm

That feeling when a chemist is messing with you:

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby maria_tamondong_1L » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:14 pm

If Fe is Iron... then, FeMale is "IRON MAN"
LOL

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jane Sin 3A » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:30 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon

Mimi_Giang_1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:51 pm

I would make a joke about free energy, but no one Gibbs a darn :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sharlene Reyes 2N » Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:42 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:11 pm

Don't trust atoms... They make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristina98 » Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:21 pm

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through. :) hopefully providing some laughs during these stressful weeks of midterms. Good luck everyone!

Chris Liddicoat
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris Liddicoat » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:14 pm

Them: "Tell me a potassium joke!"
Me "K!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caresse_Zhong_2K » Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:14 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

PriscillaMariscal_3F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby PriscillaMariscal_3F » Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:41 pm

I hate it when people text me 'K,' when I'm not in the mood to talk about Potassium.

804748473
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804748473 » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:24 am

Take all your lame chemistry jokes and barium

GevickSafarians_14B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GevickSafarians_14B » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:03 am

This was a really funny joke.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:33 am

Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?

A: By subsisting on titrations.

304779711
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 304779711 » Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:35 am

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
...........................
Laboratory retrievers!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hafsa_zulfiqar_1j » Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:40 am

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer_Yee_3I » Tue Jan 31, 2017 12:31 pm

That was sodium funny. I slapped my neon that one!!

Jason_Hong_2J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason_Hong_2J » Tue Jan 31, 2017 1:00 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

Kendall_Islam_3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall_Islam_3A » Tue Jan 31, 2017 1:16 pm

The 4 hydrogen atoms joined forces with carbon to save the day. I guess you could say they were covaliant.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby heather_carlton_1K » Tue Jan 31, 2017 1:28 pm

Q: Is silicon spelled the same way in Spanish?
A: Si!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kiana_Shibata_2G » Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:04 pm

Q: What do you get when you complete a chemistry class?

A: A graduated cylinder.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:20 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N » Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:51 pm

Two men walk into a restaurant. The first says, "I'll order H2O". The second says, "I'll order H2O too". The second man dies.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kelly Ortega 1K » Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:57 pm

-What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Angela To 2B » Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:11 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A: A ferrous wheel.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Chang_1G » Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:52 pm

Polar Bear Joke :P
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Tue Jan 31, 2017 6:12 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

Omer Lavian 2K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Omer Lavian 2K » Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:26 pm

How does the crystal with no entropy feel?

0 K

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:50 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

He was a POLAR bear.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelynn Luansing 2B » Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:55 pm

What was NaCl charged with?

A SALT.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:42 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Korosh Bahrami » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:03 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Eli Pazol 2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eli Pazol 2F » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:26 pm

*mind explodes*
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 004599434 » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:30 pm

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

SWAG

Iris Feng 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Iris Feng 2I » Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:21 pm

What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion.

Irene Ramos 1F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Irene Ramos 1F » Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:34 pm

Second Law of Thermo-Joke!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby YsabelCheang1H » Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:49 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:58 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:10 am

"K."
Well potassium to you too.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby gracehart » Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:53 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GregoryPolyakov_1H » Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:39 am

Did you know you could cool yourself to around -273'C

You'd probably still be 0K

Hector_Gutierrez 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hector_Gutierrez 1J » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:51 am

Q. Why did the chemistry student fall asleep during?
A. Because it was boron.

Hector_Gutierrez 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hector_Gutierrez 1J » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:55 am

I should probably study for my quiz . . . or NaW

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AllanNicholson2F » Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:11 am

I would make a free energy joke but nobody Gibbs a darn

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon_Williams_3E » Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:18 am

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Getting ready for organic chemistry

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Banik_Housepian_2K » Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:24 pm

What kind of fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms?
TuNa

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:52 pm

Q: What's another name of CH2O?
A: Sea-water!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Gentry 2E » Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:30 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Zeng_3G » Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:00 pm

Why do chemists love nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates!


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