Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

[Julia Stinnett 2N]

Don't ever trust an atom; they make up everything.

[Joanne_Park_4C]

[Ashley Curtis 2O]

[AndyL3I]

What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI

[Adam Perez]

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion!

[Evan Gentry 2E]

What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A Laboratory Retriever!

[Edgar Ramos]

Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first chemist says, "I'll have H2." The second chemist says, "I'll have an H2O too."... and he died.

[helen_bui_2G]

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.

[Sarai_Ferrer_3C]

Person 1: "What kind of personality would you say I have?

Person 2: "I'd say you have a personality so repulsive that you resemble a lone pair!"

[Odel Zadeh_2C]

What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.

[Park_DoHy_2F]

Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.

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[Cindy Ngo 1E]

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na (tuna)

[Maverick Tan 1F]

Q. Do You Have Any Sodium Hypobromite?

A. NaBrO

[Balint Nagy 3C]

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

[ben maryamian]

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

[sarathornburgh1b]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

[Samart_Condon_1D]

Why are chemists great for solving problems?
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They have all the solutions.

[Linh Ngau 1F]

First wave of midterms have come upon us so...

Good luck Bruins on your exams :) YOU CAN DO IT!

[Lauren Wong 3K]

Q: Why do white bears dissolve in water?
A: Because they are polar.

[Eliza_Beglari_2L]

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down

[Eliza_Beglari_2L]

I have many chemistry jokes... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

[Uisa_Manumaleuna_3E]

[msrivastava_]

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

[Amanda Salgado 3D]

I have many good chemistry jokes....




I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

[Tamara_Torosyan_1J]

:)

[Matthew_Vargas_2G]

[Zara_Joshi_3L]

I'm sorry

[saminah_adam]

Avogadros Number

[Ting Zheng 3L]

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

[Jana_Lang_2B]

[melissapasao1B]

What kind of dog do chemists have?


Laboratory retrievers!!!!!

[KarinaOropeza_2L]

[KarinaOropeza_2L]

[Jennifer Ngo 1M]

What did Cesium and Iodine do Saturday Night?
Watch CsI.

[Jaret Nishikawa]

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A one molar solution :-)

[Amanda_Quintero_1K]

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

[Jasleen Kaur 1J]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, the bartender replies "for you no charge"

[AngelaWang_1F]

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion

[rebecca_handler_1B]

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?


2-Na!!!

[Natalie_Hardiman_3C]

[Melissa Van Pell 2I]

Know any good jokes about sodium hypobromite ? NaBrO.

[FaithPigeon_1E]

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

[Aya_Elarid_2H]

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon.

[stuart_key_3E]

Why did the zinc anode go to jail?

Because the judge decided he belongs in a cell

[Ashley Shirriff 2F]

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[Taylor_Yamane_2L]

[Johnson Thai 1L]

Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium considered medical elements?
Because if you can't HEALium or CUREium, you got to BURYem.

[Emily_Bloom_1I]

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine volt in his car?




He was booked for a salt and battery.


;)

[Christian Hardoy 3F]

Q: Why can't Werner Heisenberg follow the speed limit?
A: Because he never knows how fast he's going; he only knows where he is.

[Ashley_Lok_3M]

[Samart_Condon_1D]

What is the dullest element?
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Bohrium

[Jared Gao 3G]

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are dating? OMg!

[Tanner Baroni 3I]

NaCl
NaOH
The base is under a salt!

[Jasmine_Esparza_2A]

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[Shivali_Raja_3K]

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

[Kelly Tran 3N]

[Tiffany Wee 2D]

lol

[alvitaxiao]

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

[Vanessa_Nguyen_1I]

You R-O-R' get organic chemistry, or you don't.

[Paul Sedaros 1B]

NaCl/NaOH: The base is under a salt!

[syun3c]

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go e=mc²

[usernamesarehard]

After a long night of studying this completely makes my day

[Jenny2G]

[804780590]

-What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
-Febreeze.

[Alejandra_Vasquez_1B]

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?

How did it go?

It went OK2!

[Erick_Hernandez_3L]

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[Brandon Han 3H]

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
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A one molar solution.

[rielapopp3O]

What kind of bear dissolves in water?


A polar bear!!

[Madeline Fox 2B]

Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time you go through it, you don't understand it at all. The second time you go through it, you think you understand it, except for one or two small points. The third time you go through it, you know you don't understand it, but by that time you are so used to it, it doesn't bother you anymore.

[Grace 3G]

[Julia_Wenzel_1E]

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers

[Neha Nibber 3H]

I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!

Q: What was the charge when NaCl got arrested?
A: A salt

[StevenBieneman_3K]

Hey boy, did we just share electrons?

Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.

[Jose_Arambulo_2I]

Hey baby, why don't you come to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.

[Vivian Wang 3J]

Periodic Table of Candy Elements

[Anika_Desar_3N]

HAHA

[504829531]

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first? It's pretty basic stuff.

[Tania_Torres_3O]

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

[004583503_Lupe2E]

Me when I read all these jokes.

[Nikki Nguyen 2N]

hehe

[William_Lee_Dis_3H]

Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

[StephZou_2G]

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

[NicoleDurghalli_1F]

Week 4 Chemist Cat!

[Morgan_McMasters_3A]

If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer joined up, they would be alloys!
Buhdum chshhhh...

[Jorge_Escobar_3L]

Chemistry Jokes? Im in my ELEMENT XD

[Swati_Sharma_2D]

Do you have any sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.

[KoSiOg]

A neutron walks into a bar.
Before leaving, he asks the bartender, "How much?"
The bartender responds, "No charge."

[shreya_mantri_3I]

So we just post jokes here PERIODICALLY? XD

[Timothy Yu 2M]

Two chemist walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
One of the chemists says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O"
The Second chemist says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O2!"
The bartender gave them both Whiskey because he knows better than to mess with Walter White and Jesse

[Karishma_Patel3E]

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

[Jessica De Anda 2C]

Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe

[Natalie_Boyd_1C]

[Jeana Wei 3C]

[Diana_Anum1G]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

[Salma Sudarmadji 2I]

Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions!

[ChiragThadaniDis2M]

Are you a Carbon sample?

Cuz I want to date you!

[anatorres1B]

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[Shirley_Zhang 3O]

[Kirsten Bermudo 1O]

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. ;)