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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first chemist says, "I'll have H2." The second chemist says, "I'll have an H2O too."... and he died.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
A: A one molar solution.
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Person 1: "What kind of personality would you say I have?
Person 2: "I'd say you have a personality so repulsive that you resemble a lone pair!"
Person 2: "I'd say you have a personality so repulsive that you resemble a lone pair!"
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What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.
A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.
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Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.
A: By subsisting on titrations.
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The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Why are chemists great for solving problems?
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They have all the solutions.
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They have all the solutions.
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First wave of midterms have come upon us so...
Good luck Bruins on your exams :) YOU CAN DO IT!
Good luck Bruins on your exams :) YOU CAN DO IT!
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Q: Why do white bears dissolve in water?
A: Because they are polar.
A: Because they are polar.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down
He just couldn't put it down
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I have many chemistry jokes... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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I have many good chemistry jokes....
I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.
I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution :-)
A: A one molar solution :-)
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, the bartender replies "for you no charge"
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Why did the zinc anode go to jail?
Because the judge decided he belongs in a cell
Because the judge decided he belongs in a cell
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Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium considered medical elements?
Because if you can't HEALium or CUREium, you got to BURYem.
Because if you can't HEALium or CUREium, you got to BURYem.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery.
;)
He was booked for a salt and battery.
;)
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Q: Why can't Werner Heisenberg follow the speed limit?
A: Because he never knows how fast he's going; he only knows where he is.
A: Because he never knows how fast he's going; he only knows where he is.
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
A: H2O cubed.
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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
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A one molar solution.
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A one molar solution.
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Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time you go through it, you don't understand it at all. The second time you go through it, you think you understand it, except for one or two small points. The third time you go through it, you know you don't understand it, but by that time you are so used to it, it doesn't bother you anymore.
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I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!
Q: What was the charge when NaCl got arrested?
A: A salt
Q: What was the charge when NaCl got arrested?
A: A salt
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Hey boy, did we just share electrons?
Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.
Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.
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Hey baby, why don't you come to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.
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Why do chemists learn about ammonia first? It's pretty basic stuff.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
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Me when I read all these jokes.
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Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer joined up, they would be alloys!
Buhdum chshhhh...
Buhdum chshhhh...
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A neutron walks into a bar.
Before leaving, he asks the bartender, "How much?"
The bartender responds, "No charge."
Before leaving, he asks the bartender, "How much?"
The bartender responds, "No charge."
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Two chemist walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
One of the chemists says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O"
The Second chemist says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O2!"
The bartender gave them both Whiskey because he knows better than to mess with Walter White and Jesse
One of the chemists says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O"
The Second chemist says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O2!"
The bartender gave them both Whiskey because he knows better than to mess with Walter White and Jesse
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions!
A: They have all the solutions!
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. ;)
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. ;)
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