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Annie Tagvoryan 3A
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Postby Annie Tagvoryan 3A » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:35 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

Think about it!!!

Lei Wena Herme 1O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lei Wena Herme 1O » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:42 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar.

Emi Nakahara 3F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emi Nakahara 3F » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:52 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Victoria Vu 3L » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:03 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with H2O and half with O2.

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Postby Amanda_Ye_1G » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:08 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:20 pm

Johnny was a scientist
Now Johnny is no more
For what Johnny thought was
Was

Rory_Grant_3E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rory_Grant_3E » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:22 pm

This joke is sodium funny!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachel_john » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:23 pm

You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons. How ionic.

Michelle Lin 3M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Lin 3M » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:26 pm

I'm all out of chemistry jokes. I should zinc of a new one.

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Postby Reem Abu-Shamma 2H » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:28 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn_Nakamura_1B » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:56 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:59 pm

Two men walk into a bar.
One man orders H20.
The other says, "I'll have H20 too."

The second man dies.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madison Juul 1D » Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:23 pm

Q: When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
A:C over lambda.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SydneyKusumoputro_3K » Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:30 pm

The bell hop asks him “ Can I help you with your luggage?”
To which the photon replies, “I don’t have any. I’m traveling light.”

Deanna_Nguyen_3L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Deanna_Nguyen_3L » Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:35 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen? They bonded well the minute they met!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samantha_Leong_3K » Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:00 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jared Gao 3G » Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:09 am

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
Because it was a polar bear.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sandy_Kim_1K » Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:12 am

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Grace Pu 3E » Sun Feb 05, 2017 2:08 am

I asked my friend from Spain if silicon is spelt the same way in Spanish.
He said, “Si.”

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Postby Toby Lin 1J » Sun Feb 05, 2017 2:58 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby helen_bui_2G » Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:09 am

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dana_Tran_1L » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:46 am

What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree?
A chemistree!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nadine_El Fawal_3M » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:04 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Teresa_Duarte_3K » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:08 am

What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon

Trisha Kurup 2A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Trisha Kurup 2A » Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:27 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Samart_Condon_1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:32 pm

Time to start making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Cerjay_Lugtu_3B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cerjay_Lugtu_3B » Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:56 pm

How did oxygen's second date with potassium go?
It went OK2
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JulieLy_3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JulieLy_3C » Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:56 pm

What element is derived from a Norse deity?
Thorium.

N Jew 2E
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby N Jew 2E » Sun Feb 05, 2017 1:15 pm

since valentine's day is coming up...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ryan Petrecca 1L » Sun Feb 05, 2017 2:03 pm

hehe XD
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frank_Smith_3L » Sun Feb 05, 2017 2:34 pm

I love chem, it makes me laugh!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tina_Keshishian_2F » Sun Feb 05, 2017 2:38 pm

Oxygen went on a date with potassium. It went "OK".


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Postby Khang_Tran_1O » Sun Feb 05, 2017 2:50 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Ash_3C » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:01 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He replies, "no, I'm travelling light."

Elle_Bertuccelli_1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elle_Bertuccelli_1B » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:02 pm

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Elle_Bertuccelli_1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elle_Bertuccelli_1B » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:06 pm

I'm always in my element...unless I'm in chemistry class.

Cinthia_Ramirez_3B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cinthia_Ramirez_3B » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:08 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sboutros2B » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:10 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madison_Moore_1I » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:19 pm

What's Avagadro's favourite animal?

A mole!

Annie_Amundson_1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annie_Amundson_1L » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:21 pm

Q: Which is the most relaxing element to drink?

A: Te (tellurium)

Arielle 1I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arielle 1I » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:45 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution.

Anmol Dhaliwal 2C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anmol Dhaliwal 2C » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:46 pm

Q: What did the cell need when it was dying and could not breathe?

A: Cellular respiration!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arsalzaheer2L » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:48 pm

How about the chemical workers? Are they unionized?

Jessica Chern 1H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica Chern 1H » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:54 pm

What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?

Au revoir!

Jackyboy 1C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jackyboy 1C » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:03 pm

Did you hear about the book on antigravity? Because I can't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:06 pm

Q: Did you hear about the fight between potassium and oxygen?

A: It was a K.O

Aileen Nguyen 3N
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aileen Nguyen 3N » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:07 pm

Enjoy!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:08 pm

Q: Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?

A: It's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Harmeet_Kaur_2D » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:17 pm

Since Valentine's Day is coming up... Here's a chemistry pick-up line:

You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

Mikaela Gareeb 3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mikaela Gareeb 3G » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:18 pm

An optimist sees the glass half-full and a pessimist sees the glass-half empty, but the chemist sees the glass half-filled with liquid and half-filled with gas... unless the system is in a vacuum.

Breanna Buhay 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Buhay 2H » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:22 pm

So I tried telling my north campus friends a chemistry joke,

Unfortunately I got no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Delour Haj 3J » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:35 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 604805638 » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:45 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sahil Sharma 2J » Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:00 pm

What did one titration tell the other?

Let's meet at the endpoint.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel_Bressler_3I » Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:29 pm

A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner and said "Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you". The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby julia lai 3A » Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:49 pm

What is the difference between sea lion and a seal? An electron.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby HarshiniMuthukumar3N » Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:56 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ibukunolabinjo_3J » Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:59 pm

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.

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Postby Marissa Stinnett 1E » Sun Feb 05, 2017 6:00 pm

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Zhiyong Xie 3K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zhiyong Xie 3K » Sun Feb 05, 2017 6:01 pm

You can freeze yourself at -273.15C and still be 0K

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Postby Rachel Kipp 1I » Sun Feb 05, 2017 6:30 pm

Happy Week 5!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lexy Swenson 1F » Sun Feb 05, 2017 6:41 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a politician? Ask them to pronounce "unionized"

Have you heard the one about the girl with the initials P B? She was easily mislead

Never trust an atom, they make up everything!

Andrew Zhong 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Zhong 2H » Sun Feb 05, 2017 6:58 pm

A: Did you hear? Copper just stole a bunch of electrons from Zinc!

B: That's absolutely shocking! I was positive they would get along too!

A: Oh well. Hope they find a solution to this dilemma soon.

B: I do too, but something tells me that no amount of salt can bridge this relationship. I'd say that their friendship is as good as dissolved.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krista Yang 1C » Sun Feb 05, 2017 7:04 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby gingy 1K » Sun Feb 05, 2017 7:14 pm

my favorite
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby a_jeny2E » Sun Feb 05, 2017 7:16 pm

I have many chemistry jokes, but I am just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yeon Hee Park 3M » Sun Feb 05, 2017 7:40 pm

I would be like..
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby wesley hardin » Sun Feb 05, 2017 7:54 pm

I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. lol

John Ly 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby John Ly 2I » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:02 pm

I love chemistry jokes hahaha and this is cute.
(also a way to remember what cations are :D)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gabriela_2E » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:03 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Priscilla_Covarrubias_HL » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:07 pm

LOST AN ELECTRON....YOU REALLY HAVE TO KEEP AN ION THEM.

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Postby Jessica_Nakahira_1G » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:10 pm

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Postby Gonzalez_Liliana_1K » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:10 pm

First man orders "I'd like H2O". The second man orders "I'd like H2O too". The second man died.

Jessica_Nakahira_1G
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Postby Jessica_Nakahira_1G » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:14 pm

I'm not sure if the image is visible in my previous post, but it says

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:14 pm

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?

Because it is basic material.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Matthew Yeganeh 3M » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:16 pm

Why was the electrochemical cell arrested?
Because it was charged with battery

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chelsey_Schaum1H » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:34 pm

Q: When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
A:C over lambda.

Jason Duong 1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Duong 1D » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:38 pm

Q: Why do white bears dissolve in water?

A: Because they are polar.

Andrew M 2J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew M 2J » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:45 pm

Which elements are always surprise each other?
Oxygen and Magnesium, OMg!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:51 pm

If a bear in Yosemite and a bear in Alaska both fall into water, which one will dissolve faster?

The one in Alaska, because it's polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby melissasandoval2O » Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:54 pm

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby giareyes_2B » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:22 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Luigivar 2F » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:25 pm

If the Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up, they would be ALLOYS!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adam Wojnar 1K » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:28 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I have many degrees."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rodri_Karla_1J » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:29 pm

A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you," said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

Daniel-1G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel-1G » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:38 pm

what element is a woman's best friend?

Carbon.

Felicia Zhang 2J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Felicia Zhang 2J » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:39 pm

Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aleena_Sorf_2A » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:46 pm

A piece of ice fell in love with a Bunsen burner...

"Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you!" , said the ice. The bunsen burner replied: “It’s just a phase you’re going through.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Keitty_Calderon_1C » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:59 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.


If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarahi Garza 3k » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:59 pm

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Sophie_Ahmad_2F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sophie_Ahmad_2F » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:03 pm

Did you hear about the guy whose temperature got down to absolute zero?
Don't worry, he's 0 K.

Thomas Morgan 1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thomas Morgan 1B » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:11 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris Yeh 3D » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:15 pm

Q: What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises?
A: It becomes daytrogen.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tara_Hekmati_3B » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:29 pm

Working in an electrochemistry lab seems to show great potential.


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