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What do you do with a sick chemist?
First you try and helium, then try and curium, but it that doesn’t work, you barium
First you try and helium, then try and curium, but it that doesn’t work, you barium
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution.
A one molar solution.
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My friend was reading a book about anti-gravity...He said it's impossible to put down!
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joke below :)
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I wish to apologize for not having more chemistry jokes, but I only add them periodically.
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You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe ;)
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution
A one molar solution
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Anode has no friends. You might be asking why? If you ask them, they'll saying he's too salty for their taste.
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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Have you ever heard that one about the chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?
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Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!
The other says, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!
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What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
...its CoRn Y
...its CoRn Y
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Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
A: They have all the solutions.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution!
A one molar solution!
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“What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”
Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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“What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
“A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”
“A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: he's 0k now ;)
A: he's 0k now ;)
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? Hehe
A chemist was reading a book on helium. He couldn’t put it down.
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
A chemist was reading a book on helium. He couldn’t put it down.
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
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Q: What do you get when you mix barium, cobalt, and nitrogen?
A: BaCoN
A: BaCoN
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A: He got Avogadro's number!
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
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I have many chemistry jokes.
I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!
I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!
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Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date?
It went OK!
Not even a week later, Oxygen and Magnesium went out!
OMg
Oxygen then tried to ask Nitrogen out...
She said NO!
It went OK!
Not even a week later, Oxygen and Magnesium went out!
OMg
Oxygen then tried to ask Nitrogen out...
She said NO!
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Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe
A: A CaNiNe
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
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Did you know that you can freeze yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K
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A chemistry lab is like a big party. Some drop acid, others drop the base.
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
My favorite-
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
My favorite-
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
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Teacher: Chemistry test tomorrow!
Me: How about Nitric Oxide (NO)..
Me: How about Nitric Oxide (NO)..
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Since Valentine's Day is coming up:)
I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
A: SWAG
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Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff.
It's pretty basic stuff.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you get when you cross two hydrogen buffalo and a oxygen buffalo?
-A water buffalo
-A water buffalo
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Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
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The guy next to me asked me if I had any Hypo Bromide; he said NaBrO.
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I found the large hot dog from the electrochem demo!
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
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What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? To never lick the spoon!
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What did the copper anode say to the aluminum cathode, prior to electroplating?
Al Cu later
Al Cu later
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