Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

[Gigi Ye 2K]

OMG Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are a Couple?

[YsabelCheang1H]

[Carolyn Huh 1K]

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

[Joanne_Park_4C]

[Joshua Song 2M]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause Lavelle doesn't replace a quiz anymore so it needed to contemplate life.

[MelanieAu1G]

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

[MelanieAu1G]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

[Jason_Hong_2J]

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

[Joshua Beristain 2J]

A boy asked his mom to make him a Pb and J sandwich. However, after eating the sandwich, he complained that he felt quite heavy.

[DanielaWong_2G]

Me

[Michael_Zhang_1J]

Did you hear about the time Oxygen went on a date with Potassium? It went OK.

[Julia Stinnett 2N]

Awh gosh darnit! I lost an electron...you real have to keep an ion them!!

[Vanessa_Nguyen_1I]

Why doesn't Neon have any friends?
It has difficulty forming bonds.

[Banik_Housepian_2K]

I like chemistry jokes periodically.

[Jessica_Chang_1G]

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one MOLAR solution.

Why did the liquid smell good? Because it didn't pass gas.

[Arielle 1I]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

[Frankie Escobedo 3E]

[Melody Li 2L]

[Shelley Pi 1K]

[Shelley Pi 1K]

[004599434]

What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.

[AndyL3I]

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

[Katelyn_Nakamura_1B]

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers!

[Tiffany Jeng 1L]

three kneeslappers in one wowowowow

[Balint Nagy 3C]

What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon.

[Kaitlin_Reeves_1C]

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

[Libbyfidel_1E]

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

[Katelynn Luansing 2B]

Q: What is laughing gas made of?

A: He He He

[sarathornburgh1b]

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material!

[StephZou_2G]

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

[Jenny_Luu_2A]

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

[sheilaho_1E]

A chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the periodic table of elements. She said, "When I was your age, I knew both the names and atomic weights." One kid piped up, "Yeah, but teacher, there were so few of them back then."

[Janet Pham 1B]

The transfer of heat

[Natalie Hunt 1E]

[Natalie Hunt 1E]

[504829531]

What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid!

[Vista_Farkhondeh_3O]

If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number.

[hafsa_zulfiqar_1j]

[AllanNicholson2F]

Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?

A: its CoRn Y

[804780590]

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

[Ashley_Lok_3M]

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[JoAnna Yortiss 2G]

[JoAnna Yortiss 2G]

[Adam Perez]

[ssoroush 2B]

[Jessica_Zeng_3G]

H₂O is water and H₂O₂ is hydrogen peroxide. What is H₂O₄?

Drinking!

[Park_DoHy_2F]

I lost an electron, in fact i am positive

[Evan Lee 2D]

Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion

[Maya Kandah 3M]

A chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the period table of elements. She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights." One kid popped up, "Yeah, but teacher, there were so few of them back then."

[Edgar Ramos]

[Valeria Quintana 1G]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

[Jennifer_Yee_3I]

[AonyaMontoya2B]

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[stuart_key_3E]

If a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

[veeksha25]

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

Because it was polar lol

[David Julfayan 1F]

[Zara_Joshi_3L]

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[Lillian_Lai_1K]

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon

[304779711]

~Do you know any jokes about sodium?
~Na.....

[helen_bui_2G]

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared

[Diane_Zhao_3I]

[Michelle Lin 3M]

I wish I was benzene because that's the only way I could be stable.

[Natalie_Boyd_1C]

[Gus_Guinto_2F]

[lorrainerowe_1K]

[Ting Zheng 3L]

I think I left the bromine and boron in the cabinet.
BrB.

[Gus_Guinto_2F]

[Jennifer Ngo 1M]

What do you call an acid with an attitude...
A mean o' acid

[emma_arago_3D]

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon...

[Chris_Rudewicz_3H]

What is H204?

Drinking, cleaning your dishes, taking a shower, etc.

[gracehart]

[Anna_Kim_2E]

[Samart_Condon_1D]

Why did the noble gas cry?
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Because all his friends argon.

[Suk Jin Song 3L]

I'm a fan of Futurama, especially of their science jokes!

This one isn't as complex as their other jokes as its a simple wordplay but I still thought it was funny.

Pauli Exclusion Principle + St. Pauli Girl Beer = St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl Beer

[SydneyKusumoputro_3K]

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people!

[Lauren Wong 3K]

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

[Jorge_Escobar_3L]

Chem Test
cheh test
CHeh yest
Helh yes
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No

[AngelaWang_1F]

If youre not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate

[Ariana Murillo 2O]

Weekend Thoughts

[HarshiniMuthukumar3N]

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

[KarinaOropeza_2L]

[Korosh Bahrami]

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

[Alex Phu 2c]

Why did the bear dissolve in the water?
Its a polar bear! Polar bears are white bears. Polar compounds dissolve in water because water is a polar molecule (like dissolves like), while nonpolar compounds do not.

[Alex Phu 2c]

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"

[Amanda_Quintero_1K]

Q: What do you do with a dead chemists?

A: Barium

[Emily_Bennett_3C]

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

[NicoleDurghalli_1F]

I love this Chemistry Cat so much

[Christian Hardoy 3F]

Q: Why is Potassium a racist element?
A: Because when you put three of them together, you get KKK.

[Karina Amezcua 1L]

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[Karina Amezcua 1L]

[Eliza_Beglari_2L]

An atom says, "I think I lost an electron." His friend asks, "Are you sure?" and the atom replies, "I'm positive."

[William_Lee_Dis_3H]

NaCl NaOH
RED ALERT! THE BASE IS UNDER A SALT!!

[Avery_E]

Q: What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A: A 'gram' cracker

[Kareem]

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
Because it was a polar bear!

[Alexander Chen 3N]

[Andrew Nguyen 3O]

Q. Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

A. They bonded well from the minute they met.

[Paul Sedaros 1B]

Q: What is HIJKLMNO?

A: H20

[Grace 3G]

[Tanner Baroni 3I]

A Chemistry Lab is like a big party. Some people drop acid while others drop the base.

[Tiffany Wee 2D]

lol