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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause Lavelle doesn't replace a quiz anymore so it needed to contemplate life.
Cause Lavelle doesn't replace a quiz anymore so it needed to contemplate life.
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.
He's 0K now.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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A boy asked his mom to make him a Pb and J sandwich. However, after eating the sandwich, he complained that he felt quite heavy.
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Did you hear about the time Oxygen went on a date with Potassium? It went OK.
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Awh gosh darnit! I lost an electron...you real have to keep an ion them!!
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Why doesn't Neon have any friends?
It has difficulty forming bonds.
It has difficulty forming bonds.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one MOLAR solution.
Why did the liquid smell good? Because it didn't pass gas.
Why did the liquid smell good? Because it didn't pass gas.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material!
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
A: One molar solution.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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A chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the periodic table of elements. She said, "When I was your age, I knew both the names and atomic weights." One kid piped up, "Yeah, but teacher, there were so few of them back then."
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The transfer of heat
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Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRn Y
A: its CoRn Y
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking!
Drinking!
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A chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the period table of elements. She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights." One kid popped up, "Yeah, but teacher, there were so few of them back then."
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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I wish I was benzene because that's the only way I could be stable.
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What is H204?
Drinking, cleaning your dishes, taking a shower, etc.
Drinking, cleaning your dishes, taking a shower, etc.
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I'm a fan of Futurama, especially of their science jokes!
This one isn't as complex as their other jokes as its a simple wordplay but I still thought it was funny.
Pauli Exclusion Principle + St. Pauli Girl Beer = St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl Beer
This one isn't as complex as their other jokes as its a simple wordplay but I still thought it was funny.
Pauli Exclusion Principle + St. Pauli Girl Beer = St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl Beer
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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made up of alkynes of people!
Because it's made up of alkynes of people!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the bear dissolve in the water?
Its a polar bear! Polar bears are white bears. Polar compounds dissolve in water because water is a polar molecule (like dissolves like), while nonpolar compounds do not.
Its a polar bear! Polar bears are white bears. Polar compounds dissolve in water because water is a polar molecule (like dissolves like), while nonpolar compounds do not.
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A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
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Q: Why is Potassium a racist element?
A: Because when you put three of them together, you get KKK.
A: Because when you put three of them together, you get KKK.
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An atom says, "I think I lost an electron." His friend asks, "Are you sure?" and the atom replies, "I'm positive."
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Q: What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A: A 'gram' cracker
A: A 'gram' cracker
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Q. Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A. They bonded well from the minute they met.
A. They bonded well from the minute they met.
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A Chemistry Lab is like a big party. Some people drop acid while others drop the base.
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