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Postby Shivali_Raja_3K » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:59 pm

My name is Bond...
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Postby Sarai_Ferrer_3C » Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:19 pm

When studying for my chemistry midterm, this happens...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madison_Moore_1I » Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:55 pm

How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado's number.

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Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:15 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samya Konda 2I » Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:27 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "A U, get out of here!"

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Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:28 pm

HAHA
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Postby Diana_Visco_1l » Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:28 pm

SHORT BUT SWEET...

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia_Wenzel_1E » Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:37 pm

How many atoms are there in guacamole?

Avocado's Number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katherine_Ly_1H » Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:38 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

He He

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:08 pm

“Oh”! The element of surprise.

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Postby Andy Chen 3L » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:13 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:24 pm

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

They bonded well from the minute they met.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sophie_Ahmad_2F » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:29 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TramHo2G » Sat Feb 11, 2017 6:31 pm

What's a cation afraid of?

A dogion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley Van Belle 2B » Sat Feb 11, 2017 6:39 pm

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg replies, “No, but we know exactly where we are!”
The officer looks at him confused and says “you were going 108 miles per hour!”
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now we’re lost!”
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.
"A cat," Schrödinger replies.
The cop opens the trunk and yells “Hey! This cat is dead.”
Schrödinger angrily replies, “Well he is now.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristen_Power_1C » Sat Feb 11, 2017 8:30 pm

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annie Tagvoryan 3A » Sat Feb 11, 2017 8:36 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking.

This actually took me a second.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Victoria Vu 3L » Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:06 pm

All of the chemistry jokes Argon... maybe I should Zinc of a new one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yamilex Velgara 2I » Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:09 pm

How I feel about midterms and finals
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 604746385 » Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:13 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer?
The bartender says "For you, no charge"

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Postby Elle_Bertuccelli_1B » Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:48 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby RitaChang_2C » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:06 pm

I have many chemistry jokes.

I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexxa_Vasquez_3B » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:18 pm

Someone threw some sodium chloride at me

It was a salt. :):

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cerjay_Lugtu_3B » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:20 pm

"Do you want any Sodium, Bromine, or Oxygen?"

"NaBrO"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Niveda_Tennety_1H » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:23 pm

Someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lei Wena Herme 1O » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:33 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh acid!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ben maryamian » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:35 pm

Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBrO.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:48 pm

Is the glass half full or half empty?
Optimist: half full
Pessimist: half empty
Chemist: always full, half liquid half gas ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby isabelle ruedisueli 1j » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:09 am

What did iron say to gold when he stole his watch?
A-u! bring that back!
:))

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Postby Samantha_Leong_3K » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:11 am

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Postby Sandy_Kim_1K » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:24 am

Haha, these jokes are Sodium funny!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rielapopp3O » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:42 am

What element startles chemists?

The element of surprise!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaspreet_Nagra_2I » Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:03 am

Q:
What is the chemical formula for Banana?
A:
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby alvitaxiao » Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:04 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Wesley_Rugen_1E » Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:23 am

Why did the acid go to the gym?
To get buffer.

Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed. "Oh no - I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."

How do you pick out a dead battery from a pile of good ones?
It's got no spark!

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Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:39 am

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Postby Toby Lin 1J » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:13 am

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Postby Jessica De Anda 2C » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:39 am

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annie_Amundson_1L » Sun Feb 12, 2017 3:07 am

Q: What do you get when you mix polonium, titanium, oxygen, and nitrogen ?

A: A PoTiON

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Raj Susarla 3I » Sun Feb 12, 2017 7:44 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tamara_Torosyan_1J » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:07 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Buhay 2H » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:34 pm

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kirsten Bermudo 1O » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:47 pm

Titanium is a most amorous metal. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.

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Postby Nikki Nguyen 2N » Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:53 pm

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Postby Tina_Keshishian_2F » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:03 pm

What's a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
-A ferrous wheel

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Postby Luigivar 2F » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:06 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe

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Electrochemistry Joke :)

Postby Desiree Martin 2A » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:19 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby PriscillaMariscal_3F » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:23 pm

In order to do well on this midterm, I have to start thinking like a proton.
Always positive.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sboutros2B » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:39 pm

Entropy just isn't what it used to be ):

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thomas Morgan 1B » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:39 pm

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Morgan_McMasters_3A » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:56 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jeana Wei 3C » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:59 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristine_Espinosa_2L » Sun Feb 12, 2017 3:00 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eli Pazol 2F » Sun Feb 12, 2017 3:07 pm

if i could actually get into a lab
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Banik_Housepian_2K » Sun Feb 12, 2017 3:09 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Postby Madison Juul 1D » Sun Feb 12, 2017 3:14 pm

You must be made of Uranium and Iodine because all i see is U and I!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N » Sun Feb 12, 2017 3:26 pm

Why did the white furry bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 304779711 » Sun Feb 12, 2017 3:48 pm

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:01 pm

Next time you want a lady to swoon say "bby you're full of berillium gold and titanium" Be Au Ti Full.

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Postby Isaiah Sandoval 1D » Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:03 pm

Only true scientists understand the following joke :)
On Valentine's Day a man got his wife elements. She was puzzled when she first saw them, only to think that it was out of his league to pull a stunt like this for her on this day. What elements were they you may ask? She saw them in the following order: Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Carbon, Oxygen, Lanthanum, and Tellerium.
(Hint: If you don't get it, look at their element/atomic symbol.)

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Postby JulieLy_3C » Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:24 pm

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Postby Jane Sin 3A » Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:59 pm

Jokes that go well together:

Q: Did you hear Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
A: It went OK!

Q: How did Oxygen's second date with Potassium go?
A: It went OK2!

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Postby Simran Brar 1J » Sun Feb 12, 2017 5:11 pm

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Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:04 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:15 pm

Q: What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

A: 2 Na.

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Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:16 pm

Q: How often do you like Chemistry jokes?

A: Periodically ;D

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KylaTenido1G » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:23 pm

Alkali metals are NSFW (not safe for water)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ckim_1I » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:26 pm

I already have a bad romance with chem
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Postby ckim_1I » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:27 pm

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Postby ckim_1I » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:29 pm

anotha one
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Postby ckim_1I » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:30 pm

Basically me
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Postby ckim_1I » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:34 pm

i always slap my neon these cat jokes
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Postby Jagmeet_Arora_1G » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:39 pm

This joke :)
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Postby anatorres1B » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:39 pm

cats and science are my life
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Postby Kelly Ortega 1K » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:58 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Sun Feb 12, 2017 7:13 pm

What do you call a scientific plant?
A chemis-tree!

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Postby John Ly 2I » Sun Feb 12, 2017 7:16 pm

trueeee
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Postby JessenyaReyes_1B » Sun Feb 12, 2017 7:27 pm

here is a joke
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Postby Ana_Andrade_1A » Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:15 pm

Ion-estly can't think of one good joke

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Postby Lexy Swenson 1F » Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:21 pm

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."

We hope your year is very phosphorous.

:)

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Postby Sarahi Garza 3k » Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:40 pm

Valentine's Day is coming up...
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Postby Helen 3C » Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:42 pm

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bloom_1I » Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:51 pm

i have so many chemistry jokes


I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction


*laughter

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Trisha Kurup 2A » Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:53 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.

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Postby Melanie Martinez 1K » Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:56 pm

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends argon.

Ace 3F
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ace 3F » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:00 pm

Let's take all these bad Chemistry jokes........ and Barium! :P

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ibukunolabinjo_3J » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:06 pm

Q: Why don't they galvanize ships to prevent corrosion?
A: That would make them zinc.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aleena_Sorf_2A » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:10 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony Cannizzaro 3J » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:11 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

Well if you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:16 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Keitty_Calderon_1C » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:22 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ryan Petrecca 1L » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:23 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abishek 3K » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:24 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krista Yang 1C » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:32 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking.


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