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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AndyL3I » Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:09 pm

What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frankie Escobedo 3E » Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:40 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down. :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby caitlin_oberman_2G » Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:49 pm

I wish your name was Avogadro..... because then I'd already have your number...... 6.02 x 10^23

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:11 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Stinnett 2N » Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:09 pm

When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating I was like O Mg!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:32 pm

This joke is a-bismuth!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nikhita_Jaaswal_2H » Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:53 am

The best thing about learning about equilibrium... is that nothing changes!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason_Hong_2J » Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:46 am

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed

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Postby Janet Pham 1B » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:01 pm

Excluding this joke
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:21 pm

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?

A: Febreeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Greta Tobin 2F » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:42 pm

What do you call a fish made of two sodiums?

Answer: 2na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Greta Tobin 2F » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:43 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

Answer: You try to Helium, you try to Curium, but if all else fails you have to Barium

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Postby Kelly Ortega 1K » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:54 pm

Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because he was a polar bear!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SarahTian3k » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:00 pm

johnny was a chemist
johnny is no more
what johnny thought was h2o was h2so4

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Leo_Navejas_3B » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:03 pm

Q:What do you call an acid with an attitude?



A: A-mean-oh acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby a_jeny2E » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:23 pm

technically alcohol is a solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Susanne_Taavitsa_2J » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:13 pm

When thermodynamics gets fashionable: Kelvin Klein.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kane_jajieh_3F » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:33 pm

A bear from the U.S. named Joe invites his cousin from Antarctica, Jeff, to go swimming.
They both jump in the pool, but Jeff starts freaking because he thinks he's dissolving.
Joe tells Jeff, "calm down bears are insoluble you're fine"
and Jeff replies, "easy for you to say, you're not polar!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 804748473 » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:39 pm

Want to hear a joke about sodium?
Na.

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Postby Odel Zadeh_2C » Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:38 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:45 pm

Q. How often do I like jokes about Chemistry?

A. Periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eliza_Beglari_2L » Wed Feb 15, 2017 10:28 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Duong 1D » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:04 pm

How often do I tell chemistry joke...

PERIODICALLY

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Pauline Tze 3B » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:40 am

When you accept that you won't know for sure if you solved an entropy problem correctly:
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sakina_Qadir_3K » Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:11 am

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Myra Kurani 1L » Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:13 am

I wanted to tell you a joke about the elements but all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jocelyn_Limas_2G » Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:31 am

" Bro 1: Hey do you want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
Bro 1: NaBrO
Bro 2: I slapped my neon that one! "

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Rivas 1F » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:41 am

Did you hear about the man who was cooled to -273.15˚C? He was 0K.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Rivas 1F » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:44 am

A man was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car.
He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Rivas 1F » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:48 am

"Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium,
sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium."

-Blink 182, All the Small Things

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:54 am

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:13 am

Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?
A: A mole of molasses.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:14 am

Q: What is the dullest element?
A: Bohrium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gabriela_2E » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:56 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby stuart_key_3E » Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:25 pm

Two atoms walk down the street. One turns to the other, "I think I just lost an eletron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" The first atom said, "Sure! I'm positive !"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer_Yee_3I » Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:14 pm

What did the cow say to molybdenum and oxygen?
MoO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby isabella_orteza_1I » Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:18 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lauren Wong 3K » Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:19 pm

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: You may have graduated but I've got many degrees.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Taylor_Yamane_2L » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:28 pm

a little late but in the spirit of valentines day
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nick_Ida 1D » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:38 pm

What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
BaNaNa's! :D

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Park_DoHy_2F » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:38 pm

Why do chemist learn about ammonia first?

BECAUSE ITS PRETTY BASIC STUFF

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katherine Sung 2I » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:47 pm

Do you have eleven protons?

Because you're sodium fine.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tara_Hekmati_3B » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:36 pm

Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide?
*(yeah I do)*
NO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby melissasandoval2O » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:57 pm

When people unknowably become subshells
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Postby 004583503_Lupe2E » Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:01 am

Here's a meme for ya'll
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Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:08 am

Is silicon the same in Spanish?

Si

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby heather_carlton_1K » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:15 am

Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine! ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ivy Kwok 2I » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:21 am

You shouldn't drink water when studying because adding water to your system decreases concentration!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ckim_1I » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:31 am

When you graduate with a degree but life just doesn't work out sometimes
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Josh_Zhong_1F » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:51 am

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexandria_Leaf_2F » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:04 am

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MichelleCarter_1F » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:12 am

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sandy_Kim_1K » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:17 am

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arsalzaheer2L » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:27 am

What is cesium and Iodine's favorite TV show?

CSI

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Postby Melissa Ledesma 2B » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:09 pm

If you need help remembering:)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaWang_1F » Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:01 pm

dont trust atoms. They make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:00 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

Jasleen Kaur 1J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasleen Kaur 1J » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:20 pm

How often do I post chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:24 pm

That midterm tho
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kirsten Bermudo 1O » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:47 pm

Q: What do physicists enjoy doing most at sporting events?
A: The wave.

Simon Kapler 3I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Simon Kapler 3I » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:49 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jorge_Escobar_3L » Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:14 pm

Everyone: "Wow that midterm was really chaotic! It was all over the place!!!"
Dr. Lavelle: "You could say it's entropy was pretty high huh ;)"

rachel_john
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachel_john » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:02 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lillian_Lai_1K » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:27 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:27 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Irene Ramos 1F
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Postby Irene Ramos 1F » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:42 pm

Anything can happen!
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Postby Pratyush Kandimalla 2O » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:11 pm

I have many chemistry jokes.
....
I'm just afraid they won't get a good Reaction.

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Postby Pratyush Kandimalla 2O » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:19 pm

Chemistry Lab.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Felicia Zhang 2J » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:21 pm

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A Salt.

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Postby Precious_Li_1D » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:54 pm

Chemists are bad at telling jokes.... They lack the element of surprise.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:57 pm

What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A "gram" cracker!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cindy Ngo 1E » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:14 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:53 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Raj Susarla 3I » Sat Feb 18, 2017 12:03 am

So that's what 'graduated' means!
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Postby alvitaxiao » Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:36 am

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

A πthon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexander Chen 3N » Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:39 am

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Philline_Tumbaga_1F » Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:31 am

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