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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Geovanni_Suarez_3A » Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:34 pm

How are oxidation-reduction reactions different than a clothing store?...

At the clothing store, when the price is reduced, it doesn't gain anything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ibukunolabinjo_3J » Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:47 pm

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rhea Kundan_2G » Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:50 pm

I'm the pessimist
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:51 pm

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melanie_Wong_1K » Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:53 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904621096 » Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:56 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904621096 » Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:57 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Postby Jana_Lang_2B » Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:58 pm

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Postby Ian Brown 1K » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:01 pm

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaz_Y_1H » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:03 pm

A little late Valentine's Day post
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Photonic Joke

Postby Ace 3F » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:05 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.....

He replies "No I'm traveling light"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby lilyjustine_1G » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:14 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cerjay_Lugtu_3B » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:15 pm

"Want to hear a joke about potassium?"

"K."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChiragThadaniDis2M » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:18 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nadine_El Fawal_3M » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:20 pm

take all your lame chem jokes and barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:25 pm

q: why did the bear dissolve in water?
a: because it was a polar bear!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brian_Mena_1J » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:26 pm

Jokes..jokes everywhere
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gonzalez_Liliana_1K » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:36 pm

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GabrielaGutierrez2A » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:42 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaspreet_Nagra_2I » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:43 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Taravat_Lakzian_1C » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:45 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby genesis_escobar_2M » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:51 pm

lol
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris Yeh 3D » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:56 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:57 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Gentry 2E » Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:44 am

Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby NicoleDurghalli_1F » Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:49 am

Week 6 post
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby NicoleDurghalli_1F » Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:49 am

Week 7 Post

lol
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tamara_Torosyan_1J » Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:39 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Mon Feb 20, 2017 11:59 am

what did one ion say to the other ion?
A: I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tania_Torres_3O » Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:00 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504829531 » Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:08 pm

Why does a hamburger have a lower energy than a steak? It's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Meera McAdam 1C » Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:11 pm

Why did the electrode go to jail?

He was charged with a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:20 pm

How do you make a 24 molar solution? Put your artificial teeth in water.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:52 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia_Wenzel_1E » Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:02 pm

How does a gas laugh?

He He He

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anya_Alag_3J » Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:02 pm

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race. When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anya_Alag_3J » Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:04 pm

Chemistry pick-up lines:
Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anya_Alag_3J » Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:11 pm

Three Laws of Thermodynamics (paraphrased):
First Law: You can't get anything without working for it.
Second Law: The most you can accomplish by work is to break even.
Third Law: You can't break even.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anya_Alag_3J » Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:13 pm

The subatomic particle store had a sale last week.

Electrons: $0.10
Protons : $0.10
Neutrons : free of charge

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Neha Nibber 3H » Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:18 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine_Bagnas_1D » Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:26 pm

Enjoy the joke
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alex Phu 2c » Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:45 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Lee 2D » Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:57 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexxa_Vasquez_3B » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:00 pm

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

FeBreeze!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonathan_Hu_2C » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:03 pm

Taveling Photon Joke!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ryan Doyle 3E » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:09 pm

Q: Why can't you trust an enthalpy pirate?
A: Because he'll steal all your joules matey

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katie_Ho_1M » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:13 pm

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gus_Guinto_2F » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:24 pm

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Postby Grace 3G » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:55 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris Liddicoat » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:01 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ann Zhang_1M » Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:03 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GevickSafarians_14B » Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:14 pm

CASH ME WITH THESE CHEMISTRY JOKES!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hanan_Kashkoul_1O » Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:20 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Terry1A » Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:22 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hyun Young Lee 2H » Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:33 pm

Q:Why did the polar bear dissolve in water?

A:Because Polar compounds dissolved in water.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hyun Young Lee 2H » Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:34 pm

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?

A: Fe breeze.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hyun Young Lee 2H » Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:37 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StephZou_2G » Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:52 pm

Q: What kind of bear dissolves in water?
A: A polar bear.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karishma_Patel3E » Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:08 pm

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender: "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him and says: "For you, it's no charge".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N » Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:13 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jeana Wei 3C » Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:24 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krishil_Gandhi_1D » Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:28 pm

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6022-1023.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ben maryamian » Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:31 pm

Why does hamburger have less energy than steak? It’s in the ground state

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:49 pm

cation
cat-i-on
pronunciation: kat-ahy-uh n
noun

1. an ion with a paws-itive charge

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Helen 3C » Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:50 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AndyL3I » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:03 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

ChristinaN1L
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristinaN1L » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:25 pm

I gave all my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melody Li 2L » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:29 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristinaN1L » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:30 pm

A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Teresa_Duarte_3K » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:31 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby RitaChang_2C » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:42 pm

Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sahil Sharma 2J » Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:10 pm

Why does a hamburger have a lower energy state than a steak?

It is in the ground state.

Sahil Sharma 2J
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sahil Sharma 2J » Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:10 pm

Chemists are bad at telling jokes...

They lack the element of surprise.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:27 pm

What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.

Lindsey Lill
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lindsey Lill » Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:53 pm

Know any good jokes about sodium?

Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sas_budge_1l » Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:16 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby a_jeny2E » Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:48 pm

H2O is water and H2O4 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking

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Postby em_farag » Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:56 pm

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spreading some positivity
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jared Gao 3G » Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:57 pm

what do you do when a chemist dies? you barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby maria_tamondong_1L » Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:11 pm

Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides... sweet and simple:)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:13 pm

lol
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Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:17 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kgiesch1N » Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:23 pm

A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kevin Bangi 1A » Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:55 pm

Q: What is the chemical symbol for diarrhea?
A: (CO(NH2)2)2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel_Bressler_3I » Mon Feb 20, 2017 11:21 pm

How many atoms in a guacamole?
Avocado's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aya_Elarid_2H » Mon Feb 20, 2017 11:59 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sylvia_Cai_3D » Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:48 am

Q: Do you have any sodium hypobromite?
A: NaBrO

Annie Zhang_ 3C
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annie Zhang_ 3C » Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:56 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexa_Kwang_1D » Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:57 am

If H2O is water, what is H2O4?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn_Nakamura_1B » Tue Feb 21, 2017 2:08 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn_Nakamura_1B » Tue Feb 21, 2017 2:08 am

What is the show Cesium and Iodine love watching together?

CSI !

Iris Feng 2I
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Iris Feng 2I » Tue Feb 21, 2017 2:30 am

What was NaCl arrested for?

A salt.

Joshua Song 2M
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Song 2M » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:52 am

Why do Potassium and rate constant make such a relaxed couple?

They're both K with everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cindy Ngo 1E » Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:02 am

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

304779711
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 304779711 » Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:08 am

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 304779711 » Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:14 am

~What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
~OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 304779711 » Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:14 am

~What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
~Fe-breeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TiengTum2D » Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:44 am

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."


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