Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

[Lillian_Lai_1K]

How many atoms are in a guacamole?
Avocado's number.

[Ashley T 2H]

You can take all your chemistry jokes and barium

[yubin moon 3c]

Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED!!

[JoAnna Yortiss 2G]

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[Libbyfidel_1E]

Um

The atomic symbol for confusion.

[Sonia_Lele_2K]

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you!" said the sodium. The bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

[Camille_2G]

You know what's exciting?
Electrons moving to higher sub shells

[Jennifer_Yee_3I]

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."

[Kit Potter]

Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?

Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

[Eunnie_Lee_3H]

I'm feeling STOICHED for chem.

[Odel Zadeh_2C]

Chemistry Joke

[Jenny2G]

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

[Jenny2G]

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

[Maverick Tan 1F]

I would never try to poison you.

Now, eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.

[sheilaho_1E]

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met

[Delilah Naranjo dis 3j]

This totally makes sense based on what we have been learning in chem.

[David Julfayan 1F]

[AonyaMontoya2B]

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[AonyaMontoya2B]

XD

[Shelley Pi 1K]

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[Jingyuan_Fu_3E]

[Tyler_Vellozzi_3E]

Mindy: "I love you"
Josh: "SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY"
iconic

[Timothy_Hyun_2K]

Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

[Joshua Beristain 2J]

"Wow, you must travel a lot, how many states have you been in?"
"Find my entropy and you'll know!"

[alliedavis]

[Michael_Zhang_1J]

Q: Why are He, Cm, and Ba the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium!

[paulapedrani]

Organic chemistry is difficult... those who study it have alkynes of trouble

[Shivali_Raja_3K]

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

[Shivali_Raja_3K]

Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY

[hafsa_zulfiqar_1j]

[Rachel Caprini 1E]

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

[Theresa_Trieu_2G]

[Jason_Hong_2J]

How did Oxygen's second date with Potassium go?

It went OK2!

[MichelleCarter_1F]

"You should be a chem major."
-quoted from Irene Davila Mejia

[Hector_Gutierrez 1J]

My tendency to always sleep is directly related to the tendencies of the electrons inside of me, they're always trying to be in their lowest energy state.

[Celine_Ngo_3L]

[Jessica_Chang_1G]

cation definition and acid joke :)

[Tiffany Jeng 1L]

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

[helen_bui_2G]

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

[Jasmine_Wong_2K]

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion!

[veeksha25]

Why do scientists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?

Because if you can't helium or curium, you have to barium

[Hannah Liu 2A]

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon! "Diamonds are a girl's best friend". Diamonds are created from extreme pressurization of carbon over a period of time. Therefore, they will be a girl's best friend over time, in the future!

[Julia Stinnett 2N]

Q: What is a chemist's favorite plant?
A: Stoichiome-tree

[saminah_adam]

Grades after the midterm

[Nicholas]

Hey girl are you made of copper and Tellurium?

Because you are CuTe

[Hannah Liu 2A]

Q: Do you know any jokes about sodium hypobromite?
A: Na Bro!

[TramHo2G]

Are you a catalyst?
Cause you increase the rate of my heart.

[Joanne_Park_4C]

[Emily_Bloom_1I]

Don't throw sodium chloride at people!!! thats assault!

[YsabelCheang1H]

[Mirian_Garcia_2G]

[Brandon Han 3H]

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

[Brandon Han 3H]

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

[Brandon Han 3H]

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

[Selina_Han_3I]

Oxygen went on a date with Potassium. It was OK. But I thought Oxygen was with Magnesium! OMG! At first Oxygen asked out Nitrogen, but Nitrogen was all like "NO!" so Oxygen had that double bond with the Hydrogen twins...If I didn't know any better, I'd say someone was a HO, but Sodium Hypobromite always told me "NaBrO! Don't spread rumors!"

[Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K]

What is a Chemist's favorite plant?



Stoichiome-tree

[Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K]

Why do chemist enjoy working with Ammonia?



Because its pretty basic stuff

[Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K]

If The Formula For Water Is H2O?

Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

[Andy Chen 3L]

What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises?

It becomes Daytrogen.

[Raul Hernandez]

Correcting my friends after learning basic thermodynamics: A heated argument.

[Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K]

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?



A: They're cheaper than day rates.

[Mirian_Garcia_2G]

"What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? OH SNaP!"

[Ting Zheng 3L]

How often do I tell chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

[maria_tamondong_1L]

A guy walks in a bar and orders water (H2O)..
another guys also orders H2O too. (this guy dies)

[Adam Perez]

[Andrew Nguyen 3O]

Q: Why aren't chemists ever able to prank their friends?



A: Because they lack the element of surprise.

[Jessica De Anda 2C]

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

[Jennifer_Yee_3I]

Why do white bears dissolve in water?
Because they're polar.

[Jenny_Luu_2A]

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

[Lauren Wong 3K]

A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"

[804780590]

An atom says to another, "I lost my electron."
to which the other replied, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive"

[Alexa_Kwang_1D]

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.

[Katelyn_Nakamura_1B]

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you cannot Helium and you cannot Curiam, you might as well Berium!

[Katelyn_Nakamura_1B]

Last night Sodium and Hypobromite came to my house and asked to borrow some money.

I was like NaBrO

[Katelyn_Nakamura_1B]

A physicist and a biologist went on a date but there was no chemistry.

[Katelyn_Nakamura_1B]

Every time I pot a chemistry joke on this forum there is no reaction

[Irene Ramos 1F]

Is it the friendship love?

[Amanda Salgado 3D]

What is the chemical formula for banana?




BaNa2

[garrett_perozich]

I tell chemistry jokes periodically, but usually there is no reaction.

[004599434]

What is the molecule for bunny-o-bunny?
Ether bunny

[Gus_Guinto_2F]

[stuart_key_3E]

Q: How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?

A: Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

[Bailey_Osborne_3A]

What do you do with the sick chemist?

If you can't Helium, and if you can't Curium, then you might as well Barium

[Emily_Bennett_3C]

Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

[Jorge_Escobar_3L]

Concept: Increase the temperature in test rooms to boost my rate of reacting to the confusingly worded problems on test

[Michelle Lin 3M]

What is a chemist's favorite plant?

Stoichiome-tree.

[Edgar Ramos]

[Matthew_Vargas_2G]

[Philline_Tumbaga_1F]

[Colette Ussery 3L]

Tell me a potassium joke.
-K.

[Kathrin Magdalani 3J]

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[Jocelyn_Limas_2G]

You matter.

Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light, squared.

Then, you energy.

[Jason Slater 3I]

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[Aya_Elarid_2H]

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt.

[Gus_Guinto_2F]

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[JulieLy_3C]

[Mirian_Garcia_2G]