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What is activation energy?
The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee
The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
OH SNaP!
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I would tell another chemistry joke, but all of the good ones Argon...
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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You must be full of beryllium, gold, and titanium because you are BeAuTi-FULL!
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you must be made out of uranium and iodine
because all I see is
U and I
because all I see is
U and I
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A mother bought her teenage son a chemistry set, but he threw it on the floor.
If he thinks he’s going to get a reaction that way, he has got a lot to learn.
If he thinks he’s going to get a reaction that way, he has got a lot to learn.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO!
He said NaBrO!
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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made up of Alkynes of people
Because it's made up of Alkynes of people
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
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Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basically material!
A: Because it's basically material!
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A Chemistry lab is like a party...
Some drop acid.. while others drop the base.
Happy Friday (:
(not original content)
Some drop acid.. while others drop the base.
Happy Friday (:
(not original content)
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How did the chemist survive the famine?
By subsisting on titrations.
By subsisting on titrations.
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Ethel Alcohol married Fatty Acid. They had a daughter and called her Ester.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.
Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.
Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon
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Have you heard about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
its CoRnY
its CoRnY
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
a: He's 0K now
a: He's 0K now
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How Did The Chemist Survive The Famine?
By subsisting on titrations
By subsisting on titrations
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Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint"
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint"
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Q: What is the definition of a cation?
A: A positively charged cat!
A: A positively charged cat!
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What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
Febreze
What do dipoles say in passing"
"Have you got a moment?"
Febreze
What do dipoles say in passing"
"Have you got a moment?"
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
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A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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I can never understand organic chemistry
It has alkynes of problems
It has alkynes of problems
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Why does a hamburger yield lower energy than a steak? Because it's in the ground state...
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What's a good way to study for chem tests? Chemistream Lavelle's lectures. (and do hw problems.)
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What happens to nitrogen when there's sunlight?
It becomes daytrogen!
It becomes daytrogen!
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What do you call a man who stares creepily at Jacob's ladder?
An electrophile.
An electrophile.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
"OH SNaP"
"OH SNaP"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
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A ferrous wheel
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A ferrous wheel
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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Are you an activation energy?
Because you are a barrier in my life.
Because you are a barrier in my life.
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