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Janet Pham 1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Janet Pham 1B » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:49 am

What is activation energy?

The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:14 am

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kiana_Shibata_2G » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:14 am

I would tell another chemistry joke, but all of the good ones Argon...

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Postby Gus_Guinto_2F » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:23 am

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Postby AllanNicholson2F » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:40 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tina_Keshishian_2F » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:52 am

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
-it was a polar bear

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:31 am

You must be full of beryllium, gold, and titanium because you are BeAuTi-FULL!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby melissapasao1B » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:50 am

you must be made out of uranium and iodine

because all I see is
U and I

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Simran Brar 1J » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:57 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AngelaWang_1F » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:21 pm

How about those chemical workers...are they unionized?

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Postby Alex Phu 2c » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:14 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Park_DoHy_2F » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:17 pm

Bohred? Try Wave function..

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Helena Vervaet 1N » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:19 pm

What we reviewed in class today:
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vanessa_Nguyen_1I » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:37 pm

A mother bought her teenage son a chemistry set, but he threw it on the floor.
If he thinks he’s going to get a reaction that way, he has got a lot to learn.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anika_Desar_3N » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:40 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krishil_Gandhi_1D » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:52 pm

Ochem Joke
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Matt_Coopersmith_4H » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:54 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…

He said NaBrO!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KimberlySalinas_2A » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:44 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made up of Alkynes of people

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Eli Pazol 2F » Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:56 pm

everyone on this page
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katherine Sung 2I » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:33 pm

What did one ion say to another ion?

I've got my ion you!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia_Gordon_2A » Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:11 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kelly Tran 3N » Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:26 pm

Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basically material!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall_Chaffin_3C » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:13 pm

What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:20 pm

Yo mama so ugly not even fluorine would bond with her!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:22 pm

Q: What did the cowboy chemist say to his horse?
A: HIO Ag!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Helen_Lee_1L » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:56 pm

Why can't ammonia get any girlfriends?

Because he's so basic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arsalzaheer2L » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:08 pm

A Chemistry lab is like a party...

Some drop acid.. while others drop the base.

Happy Friday (:

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Postby trase aguigam 2A » Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:54 am

What in hybridization
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nathan Mallipeddi 2H » Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:26 am

How did the chemist survive the famine?
By subsisting on titrations.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChiragThadaniDis2M » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:21 am

OMg
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium are a couple?

Kendall_Islam_3A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall_Islam_3A » Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:04 pm

Ethel Alcohol married Fatty Acid. They had a daughter and called her Ester.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Quynh Nguyen 2H » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:00 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

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Postby Jennifer Ngo 1M » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:37 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby William_Lee_Dis_3H » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:38 pm

Do you have 11 protons?
Cause you sodium fine

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katherine_Ly_1H » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:41 pm

Have you heard about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vandan_Patel_3L » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:46 pm

What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
its CoRnY

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:50 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bola_G_3H » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:59 pm

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Luigivar 2F » Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:03 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tom Notcovich 3B » Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:05 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tom Notcovich 3B » Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:06 pm

q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
a: He's 0K now

Tom Notcovich 3B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tom Notcovich 3B » Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:08 pm

Anybody know any good jokes about sodium??
Na

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Postby Christian_Makar_2D » Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:10 pm

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Yay for complicated Lewis Structures

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kirsten Bermudo 1O » Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:28 pm

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shailyn_Moore_3C » Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:48 pm

How Did The Chemist Survive The Famine?
By subsisting on titrations

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley_Lok_3M » Sat Feb 25, 2017 4:42 pm

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Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:12 pm

Short Joke
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rachel_john » Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:12 pm

Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annie_Amundson_1L » Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:19 pm

Q: What is the definition of a cation?

A: A positively charged cat!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mikaela Gareeb 3G » Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:35 pm

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
Febreze

What do dipoles say in passing"
"Have you got a moment?"

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Postby Trisha Agarwal 1O » Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:54 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amanda_Quintero_1K » Sat Feb 25, 2017 6:23 pm

Q: What two elements do sheep belt when happy?

A: BaH

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Belicia Tang 1B » Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:17 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SydneyKusumoputro_3K » Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:18 pm

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:19 pm

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby harseerat_jajj_3G » Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:24 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonathan Marin Dis3A » Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:32 pm

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"

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Postby Calvin Huang 3D » Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:26 pm

What did the cowboy say to the chemist?

What in titration!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cerjay_Lugtu_3B » Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:35 pm

I saw someone run away with my gold....

So i shouted, "Hey! AU!"

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Enjoy!
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gone fission
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madison Juul 1D » Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:53 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Postby Rory_Grant_3E » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:02 pm

My prediction for the next quiz.
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Postby Kristine_Espinosa_2L » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:17 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Postby Matthew Yeganeh 3M » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:24 pm

I can never understand organic chemistry
It has alkynes of problems

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rielapopp3O » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:41 pm

Why does a hamburger yield lower energy than a steak? Because it's in the ground state...

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Postby Ricardo Munoz 3K » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:42 pm

Any fans of Yu Gi Oh?
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Postby Meera McAdam 1C » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:47 pm

What's a good way to study for chem tests? Chemistream Lavelle's lectures. (and do hw problems.)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:23 am

Why can you never trust atoms?


A: They make up everything!

Jessica_Zeng_3G
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Zeng_3G » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:40 am

What happens to nitrogen when there's sunlight?

It becomes daytrogen!

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Postby Joshua Song 2M » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:46 am

What do you call a man who stares creepily at Jacob's ladder?

An electrophile.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alice Gonzalez 2F » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:50 am

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

"OH SNaP"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samart_Condon_1D » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:54 am

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
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A ferrous wheel

Lindsey Lill
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lindsey Lill » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:31 am

What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree?

A Chemistree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby caitlin_oberman_2G » Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:12 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon_Williams_3E » Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:14 pm

These jokes are getting bad
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Paola_RubioRod_1F » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:01 pm

Are you a carbon sample?
Because I want to date you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Breanna Buhay 2H » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:30 pm

Do you have 11 protons?
Cause you sodium fine

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Dobrin 2F » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:00 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

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Postby Desiree Martin 2A » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:02 pm

Chemistry Joke :)
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:05 pm

Are you an activation energy?

Because you are a barrier in my life.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annie Tagvoryan 3A » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:08 pm

Since we're about to start O-chem
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