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Postby katherine_r » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:26 pm

It's that time of year when the bank account starts getting low...
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Postby Avery_E » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:30 pm

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Postby Lexy Swenson 1F » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:34 pm

A small furry animal walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is only 6.00 x 1023. We can't serve a mole."

Cole's law: Thinly sliced cabbage

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?

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Postby E_Villavicencio 2N » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:47 pm

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Postby 604746385 » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:57 pm

I would tell a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby GregoryPolyakov_1H » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:59 pm

Why is Ochem so difficult?

Those who study it have alkynes of trouble!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StephZou_2G » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:04 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StephZou_2G » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:10 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby gingy 1K » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:21 pm

Hmmm...
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Serena Patel 2H » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:27 pm

Organic Chemistry is difficult.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kane_jajieh_3F » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:33 pm

Bob: Hey Chris have you heard about this new band called endothermic reaction?
Chris: Ya I've been a fan of them since before they were cool

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sylvia_Cai_3D » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:43 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Lin 3M » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:01 pm

what kind of dogs to chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby RitaChang_2C » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:08 pm

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Postby 104733309 » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:22 pm

Are you made up of copper and tellurium? Cause you're CuTe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 104733309 » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:23 pm

Do you have 11 protons? cause you're sodium fine

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arianna_Mandelli_3C » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:31 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:42 pm

You must be made of Uranium and Iodine because all I can see is U and I!

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Postby Jaz_Y_1H » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:44 pm

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Postby Christian Hardoy 3F » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:45 pm

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory retrievers.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasleen Kaur 1J » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:49 pm

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and i was like "OMg"

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Postby Marissa Stinnett 1E » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:50 pm

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Postby Tamara_Torosyan_1J » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:55 pm

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Postby sboutros2B » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:02 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cowasjee_Sanaea_3E » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:03 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar!

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Postby Rodri_Karla_1J » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:19 pm

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Postby Drishti_Jain_1D » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:34 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?



A: First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if that fails, then you have to barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmin_Morales_3J » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:36 pm

I cringed so hard but here it is

If H20 is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H20 cubed

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Postby JoAnna Yortiss 2G » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:39 pm

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Postby DhirajR_3F » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:42 pm

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Postby Jessica_Nakahira_1G » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:44 pm

Proof.
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Postby Jessica Chern 1H » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:44 pm

Prostitute Teacher: Describe hydrogen.
Student: It is a prostitute element.
Teacher: Who taught you that?
Student: You said it does not belong to a particular group and it reacts with almost all the elements in the periodic table.

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Postby Zhiyong Xie 3K » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:10 pm

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Postby Teja_Kadali_3A » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:13 pm

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Postby wesley hardin » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:25 pm

Want to Hear a joke about sodium?

Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aleena_Sorf_2A » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:27 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexxa_Vasquez_3B » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:29 pm

what in tarnation titration

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Postby Melissa Ledesma 2B » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:36 pm

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Postby Grace Pu 3E » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:37 pm

What's the formula for water?

HIJKLMNO!

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Postby Aneet_2A_ » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:45 pm

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aneet_2A_ » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:47 pm

Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

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Postby Aneet_2A_ » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:49 pm

Q: When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
A:C over lambda.

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Postby Aneet_2A_ » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:51 pm

Q: When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
A:C over lambda.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexandria_Leaf_2F » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:52 pm

Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down!

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Postby Aneet_2A_ » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:52 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond

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Postby Aneet_2A_ » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:54 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aneet_2A_ » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:55 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Raj Susarla 3I » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:56 pm

Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aneet_2A_ » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:56 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Postby Aneet_2A_ » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:00 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Postby Aneet_2A_ » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:04 pm

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Postby Aneet_2A_ » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:04 pm

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lei Wena Herme 1O » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:06 pm

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material!

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Postby Emily_Vilshtein_3B » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:11 pm

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Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:25 pm

Q: Why are you lazy? >:(

A: I'm not lazy. I'm just full of potential energy :D

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Parsia Vazirnia 2L » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:26 pm

What in tarnation!
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Postby Deanna_Nguyen_3L » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:27 pm

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

Q: When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly. What was his reply?

A: “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

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Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:30 pm

From the ground, anti-aircraft guns fired at the bomber pilot as he emptied his load of Hydrochloric Acid over enemy territory. As the plane flew away, the pilot smiled, with satisfaction at the voice over his radio. “Congratulations, you’ve just neutralized a dangerous base!”

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Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:32 pm

Q: Why did the chemist help the kid who was being bullied?

A: He didn’t want to watch the kid sulfur.

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Postby Rhea Kundan_2G » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:35 pm

I love puns
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Postby Mindy Zhang 3F » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:36 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other:
“Are you alright?”
“No, I lost an electron!”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah, I’m positive!”

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Postby Samya Konda 2I » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:40 pm

Did you hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory? His business went insolvent.

How many atoms in a guacamole? Avocado's number.

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Postby Esteban Espinoza » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:51 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby David Sung 2H » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:52 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Postby Zaamin Khwaja 3D » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:02 pm

Electrophile: I came out to have a good time but I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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Postby Timothy Yu 2M » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:06 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
Well...

He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:12 pm

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arshia_Sabir_3E » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:26 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Postby Geovanni_Suarez_3A » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:33 pm

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Postby Frankie Escobedo 3E » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:34 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium

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Postby SarahTian3k » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:44 pm

i miss you when you argon

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Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:47 pm

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frank_Smith_3L » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:52 pm

So hydroiodic acid walks into a bar right,..., "HI!!!" it screams

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Postby Austin Gee 2N » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:01 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Ethan_Wilson_1E » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:12 pm

You must be made of uranium and iodide, because all I can see is U and I ;)

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Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:16 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Delour Haj 3J » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:25 pm

Chemistry is like cooking- just don't lick the spoon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaspreet_Nagra_2I » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:31 pm

Hey! Oxygen is in a relationship with Magnesium!... OMg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Raul Garcia 3I » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:37 pm

A little narrative:
Helium walks into a bar
The bartender says "We don't serve Noble Gases here"
....helium doesn't react.

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Postby Shivali_Raja_3K » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:45 pm

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022 x 10^23 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Postby Jasmine_Wong_2K » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:54 pm

What element is a girl's best friend? Carbon!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Huongly Do 3D » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:11 pm

Organic chemistry is so difficult.........

People who study it have alkanes of trouble!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jackyboy 1C » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:13 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


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Postby Felicia Zhang 2J » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:16 pm

H2O is the formula for water. What is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.

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Postby Eljie_2F » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:19 pm

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What in sublimation?!?

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Postby Andrew Zhong 2H » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:30 pm

Head's up everyone.
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Postby Ana_Andrade_1A » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:32 pm

Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
A: It becomes daytogen

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Postby Jagmeet_Arora_1G » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:32 pm

Great joke or bad joke??
Q:What do dipoles say in passing?
A:Have you got a moment?

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Postby lilyjustine_1G » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:32 pm

Wot in activation
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ERIKTORRESDisc3C » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:34 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ian Brown 1K » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:38 pm

What's a pirate's favorite element?

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