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Dont worry, I have plenty of chemistry jokes for yall...I'm just afraid they wont have a good reaction.
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In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"
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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon. Sad life
A: Because all his friends argon. Sad life
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k???
Ahh!! Spilled water all over this laptop! Yikes
Ahh!! Spilled water all over this laptop! Yikes
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Why do you go to jail for throwing Sodium Chloride at someone?
Because it's a salt. *ba-dum-tsss*
Because it's a salt. *ba-dum-tsss*
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When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step."
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Q: What do you get when you complete science class?
A: A graduated cylinder.
A: A graduated cylinder.
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Q: What is a O-chem student's favorite kind of plant?
A: A chemistree
A: A chemistree
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."
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A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.
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Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel
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Q: How can you spot a chemist in the restroom?
A: They wash their hands before they go.
A: They wash their hands before they go.
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When someone says love is in the air on Valentine's Day, you know what to say...
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Chemistry is really funny; there are even people who laugh at nitrogen(I) oxide (nitrous oxide).
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What types of reactions do they sell at Whole Foods?
Organic ones hahahahahahhahahahaha
Organic ones hahahahahahhahahahaha
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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
Ask them to pronounce "unionised"
Ask them to pronounce "unionised"
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates
They're cheaper than day rates
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?
Have them both say "unionized"
Have them both say "unionized"
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Remembering the first four alkanes by learning Monkeys Eat Peanut Butter...
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
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Fe Fe
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Fe - Fe
A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
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Fe Fe
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Fe - Fe
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK
A: It went OK
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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If a bear in Yosemite and one in Alaska both fall into the water, which one dissolves faster?
The one in Alaska, because it is polar.
The one in Alaska, because it is polar.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is 6.00 x 10^23. We can't serve a mole." (bc a mole is 6.022 x 10^23)
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