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When you know Chemistry Jokes

But they all Boron

[Daisy Palomera 3B]

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[Taravat_Lakzian_1C]

What do chemists put up during Christmas?
-A Chemistree

[Priscilla_Molina_3J]

... :)

[Jason Duong 1D]

Dont worry, I have plenty of chemistry jokes for yall...I'm just afraid they wont have a good reaction.

[jillianduffield_2D]

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

[isabelle ruedisueli 1j]

If you've got mole problems, call Avogadro. (602)-(214)-0857

[Terry1A]

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble!

[Faizal_Mamani_1F]

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones ARGON!!!

[John Ly 2I]

what do you call an acid with an attitude?

[gohar_mkrtchyan_2J]

[Alexandra Martinez 3D]

:)

[Alexandra Martinez 3D]

:D second attempt at posting a photo

[Chris Yeh 3D]

[Abigail_Low_1A]

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

[HarshiniMuthukumar3N]

If you've got mole problems, call Avogadro. (602)-(214)-0857!

[Melissa Van Pell 2I]

One good chemistry meme

[Dana_Tran_1L]

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"

[Melissa Van Pell 2I]

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon. Sad life

[Kimberly_Rivera_3K]

[Eugenia Kwon 3O]

Since organics is coming up

[Raul Hernandez]

Oh, no someone dropped water on the floor...

[Ivanna_Tang_3B]

credit to Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes Cartoonist :)

[KylaTenido1G]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k???

Ahh!! Spilled water all over this laptop! Yikes

[Harmeet_Kaur_2D]

Why do you go to jail for throwing Sodium Chloride at someone?

Because it's a salt. *ba-dum-tsss*

[jonathanshi_1A]

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step."

[Chaoyi_He_3H]

What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A silicon

[Rachel_Bressler_3I]

[Sandy_Kim_1K]

My friend threw sodium chloride at me... that's a salt!

[Megan Yabumoto 3K]

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

[ibukunolabinjo_3J]

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

[helen_bui_2G]

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.

[msrivastava_]

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

[GevickSafarians_14B]

Ferrous Wheel.

[BiancaDang3H]

[Korosh Bahrami]

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

[Chris Liddicoat]

Q: What do you get when you complete science class?
A: A graduated cylinder.

[ckim_1I]

Same.

[Theresa_Trieu_2G]

[Nadine_El Fawal_3M]

Did you hear oxygen and potassium went on a date? It was OK

[StephZou_2G]

Q: What is a O-chem student's favorite kind of plant?
A: A chemistree

[Sharlene Reyes 2N]

[Nathan Mallipeddi 2H]

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

[maria_tamondong_1L]

A TA threw a sodium chloride at me!
That's aSalt!

hehe.

[Kaitlin_Reeves_1C]

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

[Elle_Bertuccelli_1B]

[ben maryamian]

"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."

[Teresa_Duarte_3K]

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

[Evan Lee 2D]

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

[Hanan_Kashkoul_1O]

[Ashley T 2H]

Stupid electrons--I'm sick of your negativity :(

[Rachel Caprini 1E]

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

[Franklin Kong 3D]

Sulfur + Tungsten + Silver --> SWAG

[Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D]

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

[Mimi_Giang_1F]

What is a monkey's favorite molecule?
BaNa2!

[Karishma_Patel3E]

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel

[Libbyfidel_1E]

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

[Neha Nibber 3H]

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym
A: To become a buffer solution!!

[Kiana_Shibata_2G]

Q: How can you spot a chemist in the restroom?
A: They wash their hands before they go.

[Paul Sedaros 1B]

When someone says love is in the air on Valentine's Day, you know what to say...

[heather_carlton_1K]

Chemistry is really funny; there are even people who laugh at nitrogen(I) oxide (nitrous oxide).

[Kevin Le 1L]

What types of reactions do they sell at Whole Foods?
Organic ones hahahahahahhahahahaha

[Joshua Beristain 2J]

Brrrrrrromine!
What? Bromine?
Yeah, it's cold! Brrrrrrr.

[Kelly Ortega 1K]

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
Ask them to pronounce "unionised"

[Adam Perez]

[Adam Perez]

[Selina_Han_3I]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."

[Tyler_Vellozzi_3E]

You can never trust an atom, they make up everything.

[Ann Zhang_1M]

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates

[Diondraya_Taylor_1C]

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

[Diondraya_Taylor_1C]

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

[Lindsey Lill]

What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?

Have them both say "unionized"

[Evan Gentry 2E]

My teacher threw sodium chloride at me
That's a salt!

[ChristinaN1L]

Remembering the first four alkanes by learning Monkeys Eat Peanut Butter...

[gohar_mkrtchyan_2J]

[Lily_Dermendjian_2B]

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[Tina_Keshishian_2F]

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
-A salt.

[Josue_Marin_3I]

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[alvitaxiao]

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe

[Evan Gentry 2E]

Got mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 602-1023

[ryan_chowdhury_2E]

What was the crime when NaCl was arrested?
A salt.

[Diondraya_Taylor_1C]

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK

[Diondraya_Taylor_1C]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

[Ting Zheng 3L]

Tell me a potassium joke.

K.

[Timothy_Hyun_2K]

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt.

[Simon Kapler 3I]

Just 14BL things

[Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K]

LOL

[AlexSun2L]

If a bear in Yosemite and one in Alaska both fall into the water, which one dissolves faster?
The one in Alaska, because it is polar.

[rebecca_handler_1B]

[Brandon Han 3H]

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

[Jessica_Chang_1G]

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

[Julia_Wenzel_1E]

If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number.

[Sharlene Reyes 2N]

[saminah_adam]

Organic Chem

[Julia Stinnett 2N]

A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is 6.00 x 10^23. We can't serve a mole." (bc a mole is 6.022 x 10^23)

[Jessica Huang 1M]

[Jonathan_Hu_2C]

Joke

[Tara Ostad 1H]

[Philline_Tumbaga_1F]

[Jason_Hong_2J]

Why did the acid go to the gym?

To become a buffer solution!