Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

[Philline_Tumbaga_1F]

[Anya_Alag_3J]

"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."

[Tiffany Jeng 1L]

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

[Hector_Gutierrez 1J]

Are you made up of a 4 carbon chain? Because you're butyl-ful.

[Gigi Ye 2K]

A man walks into a bar. He says "I will have some H2O." The man next to him says "I'll have some H2O too.", then drinks it and dies.

[Jeana Wei 3C]

[Janet Pham 1B]

The "definition" of butyl

Butyl, n. An unpleasant-sounding word denoting an unpleasant-smelling alcohol.

[Aya_Elarid_2H]

Organic Chemistry it difficult, those who study it will have alkynes of problems.

[Natalie Hunt 1E]

[Omer Lavian 2K]

What in titration is organic chemistry?

[Alexa_Kwang_1D]

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze

[Morgan_McMasters_3A]

What in titration is organic chemistry?

[Shailyn_Moore_3C]

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?



Because it's in the ground state.

[yubin moon 3c]

what is a chemist's favorite plant?

stoichiome-tree :)

[Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N]

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

[Winnie Liu 1M]

I'm trying to make more puns...
But the good ones argon

[paulapedrani]

[Hannah Liu 2A]

Q: What is the chemical formula for banana?

A: BaNa2

[Hannah Liu 2A]

[Jessie_Chen_2L]

[Ariana_Kermani_2G]

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

He was a POLAR bear!

[Jessica De Anda 2C]

[Joanne_Park_4C]

[Aiden_Hsu_1M]

[Jane Sin 3A]

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

[Molika Soben_3J]

Me taking Chem 14B

[ChristinaN1L]

[rachel_john]

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

[Irene Ramos 1F]

Cats, cats!

[Joyce Wu 3E]

I'd tell you a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones [Ar]gon

[Paola_RubioRod_1F]

[Melody Li 2L]

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[Sonia_Lele_2K]

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?

A: To become a buffer solution!

[Sahil Sharma 2J]

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

[Mirian_Garcia_2G]

[Mirian_Garcia_2G]

[Mirian_Garcia_2G]

Valentine's day is so last month.... but here's a cute one.

[Jasmine_Bagnas_1D]

jokes!

[Matthew_Vargas_2G]

[Michael_Zhang_1J]

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

[Cindy Ngo 1E]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

[Kevin Bangi 1A]

[YsabelCheang1H]

[david_li3H]

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[Jorge_Escobar_3L]

O-CHEM
OC-HEM
OCH-EM
OH-EM
OH-ME
OH-NO!

Coincidence...i think not!

[Melissa Ledesma 2B]

:)

[Park_DoHy_2F]

Technically, alcohol is a solution.

[StephZou_2G]

Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

[Jasmine Alcantara 3G]

my grade last quarter

[804780590]

What do you do with a sick chemist?
Well if you can't Curium and you can't Helium, you might as well Barium :)

[804780590]

What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
Seawater

[megan_thi_2j]

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

[Natalie_Hardiman_3C]

[Caleb Lim 2M]

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.

[Ivy Kwok 2I]

[Quynh Nguyen 2H]

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

[Amy_Dixon_1I]

Are there any more good chemistry jokes?
I don't zinc so.

[Grace 3G]

[Dianna Grigorian 1C]

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

[Dianna Grigorian 1C]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

[Dianna Grigorian 1C]

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

[Dianna Grigorian 1C]

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

[Helena Vervaet 1N]

Cute cartoon!

[Helena Vervaet 1N]

Lol!

[Helena Vervaet 1N]

Poor Susie </3

[Amanda_Ye_1G]

[Jocelyn_Limas_2G]

One letter makes a difference.

[Gus_Guinto_2F]

Find someone who is as attracted to you as electrophiles are attracted to electrons.

[Valeria Quintana 1G]

everyone after the quiz next week

[Christian Hardoy 3F]

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

[Helen_Lee_1L]

Person 1: Hey, what was on the organic chemistry test?
Person 2: There were alkynes of problems.

[gracehart]

[DanielaWong_2G]

Graduated cylinder

[ssoroush 2B]

[christy_zambrano_2E]

One property of liquid is that it can fit into containers of any shape and automatically takes up all the space.

So...cat is a liquid!!

This gives me so much joy! Such cute little kitties.

[Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K]

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?


Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

[Makenna Vulgas 1G]

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

[Tiffany Wu 1K]

Do you know any jokes about sodium?

Na

[Uisa_Manumaleuna_3E]

[heather_carlton_1K]

My Chem grade :)

[Tanner Baroni 3I]

16 Sodium=BATMAN

[sheilaho_1E]

I initially decided to write jokes about the Periodic Table, but never really felt I was in my element.

[Lauren Wong 3K]

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.

[Tania_Torres_3O]

what is the chemical formula for banana?
-baNA2

[melissasandoval2O]

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

[AllanNicholson2F]

"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."

[Ara Yazaryan 1E]

Thought this was Appropriate:

[Amanda_Quintero_1K]

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

[Dianna Grigorian 1C]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

[Vanessa_Nguyen_1I]

Upon learning about the properties of light, the chemistry student said, "Calculating frequency is so easy it Hertz!"

[Dianna Grigorian 1C]

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff.

[Dianna Grigorian 1C]

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met

[Erick_Hernandez_3L]

Wot in Formation!

Wot in Formation!

[Andreea Voro 3A]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

[Thomas Morgan 1B]

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

[Ricardo Munoz 3K]

When you are drawing Lewis Structures and realize that there was resonance

[Kimberly_Hernandez_3L]

Chemistry can cause alkynes of trouble. Acid what you did there!

[Kelly Tran 3N]

You ether get ochem or you don't.

[Simran Brar 1J]

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

They bonded well from the minute they met.

[Anika_Desar_3N]

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.