Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Moderators: Chem_Mod, Chem_Admin
-
- Posts: 14
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 17
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."
-
- Posts: 22
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
-
- Posts: 23
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm
-
- Posts: 9
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A man walks into a bar. He says "I will have some H2O." The man next to him says "I'll have some H2O too.", then drinks it and dies.
-
- Posts: 21
- Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
The "definition" of butyl
Butyl, n. An unpleasant-sounding word denoting an unpleasant-smelling alcohol.
Butyl, n. An unpleasant-sounding word denoting an unpleasant-smelling alcohol.
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Organic Chemistry it difficult, those who study it will have alkynes of problems.
-
- Posts: 38
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
- Been upvoted: 1 time
-
- Posts: 44
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm
-
- Posts: 24
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm
-
- Posts: 14
- Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 21
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.
Because it's in the ground state.
-
- Posts: 10
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 22
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
-
- Posts: 11
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 27
- Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 10
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 28
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm
-
- Posts: 27
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
-
- Posts: 11
- Joined: Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 21
- Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am
- Been upvoted: 2 times
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 11
- Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
A ferrous wheel.
-
- Posts: 51
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm
-
- Posts: 10
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm
-
- Posts: 21
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm
-
- Posts: 14
- Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
-
- Posts: 16
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
-
- Posts: 18
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
-
- Posts: 16
- Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 10
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
-
- Posts: 12
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
-
- Posts: 18
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What do you do with a sick chemist?
Well if you can't Curium and you can't Helium, you might as well Barium :)
Well if you can't Curium and you can't Helium, you might as well Barium :)
-
- Posts: 10
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm
-
- Posts: 13
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
A: They have all the solutions.
-
- Posts: 7
- Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
-
- Posts: 16
- Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 72
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
-
- Posts: 72
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
-
- Posts: 72
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
-
- Posts: 72
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
-
- Posts: 26
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm
-
- Posts: 26
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm
-
- Posts: 26
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm
-
- Posts: 12
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 13
- Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Find someone who is as attracted to you as electrophiles are attracted to electrons.
-
- Posts: 11
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
everyone after the quiz next week
- Attachments
-
- organic-chemistry-jokes-tumblr-215.jpg (10.06 KiB) Viewed 18659 times
-
- Posts: 41
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
-
- Posts: 12
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Person 1: Hey, what was on the organic chemistry test?
Person 2: There were alkynes of problems.
Person 2: There were alkynes of problems.
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
-
- Posts: 11
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm
Re: Chemistry Jokes
Xinjie Su 2J wrote:One property of liquid is that it can fit into containers of any shape and automatically takes up all the space.
So...cat is a liquid!!
This gives me so much joy! Such cute little kitties.
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Wed Nov 18, 2015 3:00 am
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:00 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
-
- Posts: 19
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
-
- Posts: 60
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
-
- Posts: 24
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
-
- Posts: 17
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I initially decided to write jokes about the Periodic Table, but never really felt I was in my element.
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm
-
- Posts: 24
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
-
- Posts: 19
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."
-
- Posts: 44
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 72
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:59 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Upon learning about the properties of light, the chemistry student said, "Calculating frequency is so easy it Hertz!"
-
- Posts: 72
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff.
It's pretty basic stuff.
-
- Posts: 72
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met
They bonded well from the minute they met
-
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 13
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:56 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
-
- Posts: 7
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
-
- Posts: 16
- Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:00 am
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
When you are drawing Lewis Structures and realize that there was resonance
-
- Posts: 10
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:55 pm
-
- Posts: 11
- Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am
-
- Posts: 10
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:57 pm
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met.
They bonded well from the minute they met.
-
- Posts: 21
- Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:00 am
Return to “Student Social/Study Group”
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 27 guests