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i need all the positivity i can get for the final
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If all the good chemistry jokes argon then we should probably zinc of new ones
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.
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Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff.
It's pretty basic stuff.
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Whats a frat boy's favorite element? BROmine
Whats a frat boy's favorite organic substituent? BROmo
Whats a frat boy's favorite organic substituent? BROmo
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An electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "What are you in for?" To which the latter replied, "For attempting a forbidden transition."
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
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What's the hottest chemistry rap group in the game?
"Bu-tane Clan"
"Bu-tane Clan"
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What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?
The molar system
The molar system
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When Dr. Lavelle talked about vinyl this week, I thought about vinyl car seats.
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104733309 wrote:How do you post a picture to the joke page?
You can attach it if you scroll down below the box that says "I agree." Click on "Attachments" >> "Add files."
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A proton walks up to a hydrogen atom and says, "Man, I think I've lost an electron..." "Are you sure?" his friend asks. "I'm positive!"
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Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the moment they met!
<3
They bonded well from the moment they met!
<3
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Organic chemistry is difficult. People who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak?
Because it's in the ground state.
Because it's in the ground state.
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what did co2 say to co when co passed gas?
That was silent, but deadly. x__X
That was silent, but deadly. x__X
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I don't want to tell jokes in class because I might get NO REACTION
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How can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized"
Ask them to pronounce "unionized"
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Good ole' organic chemistry!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Q:Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
A: They have all the solutions.
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Q: What does the military use acid for?
A: To neutralize the enemy base.
A: To neutralize the enemy base.
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Q:Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was a polar bear.
A: Because it was a polar bear.
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Q: Why is Organic chemistry is hard?
A: People run into alkynes of trouble.
A: People run into alkynes of trouble.
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Q:What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.
A: You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Answer: Drinking
Answer: Drinking
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help carrying his luggage. He says, "No. I'm traveling light."
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Did you hear about oxygen and potassium's date?
I heard it went OK.
I heard it went OK.
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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made of alkynes of people!
Because it's made of alkynes of people!
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
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Q: Why would a chemist play the piano?
A: To hear the different ketones!
A: To hear the different ketones!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed
H2O cubed
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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An optimist sees a glass half full with water.
A pessimist sees a glass half empty.
A chemist sees a glass full with water and air.
A pessimist sees a glass half empty.
A chemist sees a glass full with water and air.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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For all of us entering the last 2 weeks of winter quarter and finals week:
It's good to keep a positive attitude and not have an electron cloud hanging over your head!
It's good to keep a positive attitude and not have an electron cloud hanging over your head!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
-A ferrous wheel!
-A ferrous wheel!
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Why do chemists call Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?
Because, if you can't helium or curium, you barium
Because, if you can't helium or curium, you barium
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