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Postby Eli Pazol 2F » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:31 pm

i need all the positivity i can get for the final
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Erika Gonzalez 1F » Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:26 am

Oxygen and Potassium?

They're OK. Nothing Special.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TramHo2G » Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:56 pm

If a queen farts, is it considered a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brandon_Phan_3J » Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:00 pm

If all the good chemistry jokes argon then we should probably zinc of new ones

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zaamin Khwaja 3D » Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:35 pm

How often do I joke about chemistry?
periodically

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krishil_Gandhi_1D » Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:52 pm

WHAT IN TITRATION!!
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Postby Laine Gruver 3C » Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:19 pm

lol
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Laine Gruver 3C » Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:23 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Laine Gruver 3C » Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:25 pm

Q: What substance has the formula HIJKLMNO?
A: Water.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachelle_Stark_3H » Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:29 pm

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Frankie Escobedo 3E » Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:30 pm

Do you have 11 protons?
Cause you sodium fine

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 104733309 » Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:32 pm

How do you post a picture to the joke page?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby stuart_key_3E » Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:33 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
because it was a polar bear

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dana_Tran_1L » Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:42 pm

What two elements do sheep yell out when happy?
BaH

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Postby 604805638 » Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:47 pm

Pick up lines
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kiana_Shibata_2G » Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:55 pm

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katherine_Ly_1H » Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:10 pm

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?

It's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby melissasandoval2O » Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:14 pm

Whats a frat boy's favorite element? BROmine
Whats a frat boy's favorite organic substituent? BROmo

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gabriela_2E » Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:23 pm

An electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "What are you in for?" To which the latter replied, "For attempting a forbidden transition."

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Postby Arielle 1I » Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:25 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby emilyharland » Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:39 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Victoria Vu 3L » Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:43 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Justin_Bueno_2O » Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:10 pm

Planes
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kgiesch1N » Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:13 pm

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zara_Joshi_3L » Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:15 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michelle Lin 3M » Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:23 pm

Think like a proton. Always positive!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarahi Garza 3k » Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:28 pm

What's the hottest chemistry rap group in the game?

"Bu-tane Clan"

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Postby Abbey Kerscher 3O » Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:45 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katherine Sung 2I » Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:50 pm

Don't throw sodium chloride at people, that's assault!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arianna_Mandelli_3C » Sat Mar 04, 2017 5:30 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium hydride?
A: NaH

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shivali_Raja_3K » Sat Mar 04, 2017 6:44 pm

"Help! Save me!! I'm diene!"

"I'm triene!!!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:04 pm

What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?

The molar system

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yamilex Velgara 2I » Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:16 pm

When Dr. Lavelle talked about vinyl this week, I thought about vinyl car seats.
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Postby Yamilex Velgara 2I » Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:19 pm

104733309 wrote:How do you post a picture to the joke page?


You can attach it if you scroll down below the box that says "I agree." Click on "Attachments" >> "Add files."

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Postby Tamara_Torosyan_1J » Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:30 pm

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Postby Rory_Grant_3E » Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:51 pm

Simple yet elegant.
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Postby Lillian_Lai_1K » Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:09 pm

A proton walks up to a hydrogen atom and says, "Man, I think I've lost an electron..." "Are you sure?" his friend asks. "I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zoe Robertson 2H » Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:28 pm

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the moment they met!
<3

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sandy_Kim_1K » Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:52 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. People who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SydneyKusumoputro_3K » Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:59 pm

Q: What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A: A salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jonathan Marin Dis3A » Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:36 pm

Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak?
Because it's in the ground state.

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Postby Jennifer Ngo 1M » Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:53 pm

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Postby isabelle ruedisueli 1j » Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:58 pm

what did co2 say to co when co passed gas?
That was silent, but deadly. x__X

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jingyuan_Fu_3E » Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:09 am

I don't want to tell jokes in class because I might get NO REACTION

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aiden_Hsu_1M » Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:15 am

When we're almost done with the quarter
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christina_F_3F » Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:31 am

How can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized"

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Postby Grace 3G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:46 am

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Postby Camille_2G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:48 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JulieLy_3C » Sun Mar 05, 2017 2:24 am

We're all triene our best to understand organic chem

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexxa_Vasquez_3B » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:00 am

my line drawings have really improved, to be honest

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexxa_Vasquez_3B » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:04 am

carbon's kinda important

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Postby Edgar Ramos » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:01 am

What in hybridization?
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Postby Raj Susarla 3I » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:44 am

It's true
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Postby Cobie_Allen_1H » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:42 am

Good ole' organic chemistry!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Keitty_Calderon_1C » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:34 am

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Balint Nagy 3C » Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:21 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Wee 2D » Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:57 pm

What is the chemical formula of a banana?
Ba(Na)2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Javier Portillo 3O » Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:07 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Javier Portillo 3O » Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:08 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Javier Portillo 3O » Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:09 pm

Q:Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Javier Portillo 3O » Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:11 pm

Q:What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
A:2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah Meacham 2A » Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:11 pm

Q: What does the military use acid for?

A: To neutralize the enemy base.

Javier Portillo 3O
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Javier Portillo 3O » Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:11 pm

Q:Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was a polar bear.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Javier Portillo 3O » Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:13 pm

Q: Why is Organic chemistry is hard?
A: People run into alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Javier Portillo 3O » Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:14 pm

Q:What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.

Jonathan Orozco 1A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here (Jonathan Orozco)

Postby Jonathan Orozco 1A » Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:37 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?


Answer: Drinking

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Postby Felicia Zhang 2J » Sun Mar 05, 2017 2:00 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help carrying his luggage. He says, "No. I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bailey_Osborne_3A » Sun Mar 05, 2017 2:13 pm

Did you hear about oxygen and potassium's date?
I heard it went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isaiah Sandoval 1D » Sun Mar 05, 2017 2:48 pm

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Postby AlexandraOsterland_3E » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:20 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made of alkynes of people!

Timothy_Hyun_2K
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:23 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Postby Adam Wojnar 1K » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:27 pm

Makes sense to me
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Postby Desiree Martin 2A » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:32 pm

Chemistry Joke :)
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Postby Anjum Farook 2O » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:04 pm

i know we haven't covered hydrogenation yet but
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Postby ckim_1I » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:09 pm

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Postby Annie_Amundson_1L » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:12 pm

Q: Why would a chemist play the piano?

A: To hear the different ketones!

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Postby David Julfayan 1F » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:15 pm

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Postby 104733309 » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:27 pm

nanananananana baaaatmannn
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kareem » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:34 pm

Most chem jokes are bad since most of the good ones Argon.

Adrienne Johnson 1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:35 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana?

BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:36 pm

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sahil Sharma 2J » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:37 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?


They're cheaper than day rates.

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Postby Andrew Zhong 2H » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:45 pm

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How I'm feeling right now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby TiengTum2D » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:00 pm

An optimist sees a glass half full with water.
A pessimist sees a glass half empty.
A chemist sees a glass full with water and air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kathrin Magdalani 3J » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:16 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:21 pm

What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lei Wena Herme 1O » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:25 pm

For all of us entering the last 2 weeks of winter quarter and finals week:
It's good to keep a positive attitude and not have an electron cloud hanging over your head!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Omeed_Partovi_1L » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:29 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
-A ferrous wheel!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Austin Gee 2N » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:31 pm

Why do chemists call Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you barium


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