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Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:41 pm

You R-O-R get organic chemistry, or you don't.

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Postby melissapasao1B » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:54 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?





If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Postby April Z 1K » Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:03 pm

Q: What did the Electrophile say to Benzene?
A: I want some of that sweet pi.

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Postby Jaz_Y_1H » Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:06 pm

This is a little dramatic but I can see it!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AlexSun2L » Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:31 pm

The Official Unabashed Scientific Dictionary defines cation as a positively charged kitten.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby DhirajR_3F » Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:41 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Postby Ryan Petrecca 1L » Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:44 pm

xD
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 004599434 » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:01 pm

Did you here oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Samya Konda 2I » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:02 pm

What is carbon dating? Two diamonds on a night out.

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mihika Sridhar 3H » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:16 pm

This chemistry quiz is going to be alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lexy Swenson 1F » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:31 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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Postby PriscillaMariscal_3F » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:36 pm

mood before chem quiz
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby maria_tamondong_1L » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:42 pm

what did the polar bear dissolved in water?
Polar Bear!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ryan_chowdhury_2E » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:43 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Postby Sarah Sackey_3G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:47 pm

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Postby Brian_Mena_1J » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:51 pm

Cover your basics
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Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:59 pm

Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

A: CoRnY.

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Postby Billy Ngoy 2I » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:04 pm

Q: Hydroxyl, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar. What did the bartender say?

A: "OH SNaP!!!"

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Postby Frank_Smith_3L » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:06 pm

i
love Chem!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:07 pm

What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

CoRnY

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Johnson 1D » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:08 pm

Have you heard the one about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?

He just couldn't put it down

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Postby anatorres1B » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:19 pm

pusheen cat
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Postby gohar_mkrtchyan_2J » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:26 pm

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Postby Precious_Li_1D » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:32 pm

A corny one
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Postby Avery_E » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:37 pm

hehehe
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Postby julia lai 3A » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:43 pm

Q: Where does the German chemistry teacher put the used batteries of an electrolytic experiment?
A: In the zinc.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MaddyMoore3A » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:44 pm

Anyone here yet???
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Postby Grace Pu 3E » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:44 pm

Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jagmeet_Arora_1G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:44 pm

Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?
A: Because she was too attractive!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jane Sin 3A » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:49 pm

Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
A: "Au revoir"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kirsten Bermudo 1O » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:51 pm

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: At least I have a degree.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mikaela Gareeb 3G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:55 pm

Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero ?
He's 0K now

What's a girl's future best friend?
Carbon
C (graphite) -> C (diamond)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby wesley hardin » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:58 pm

What car did the Chemistry Professor buy?
A Mercedes Benzene.
:)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChiragThadaniDis2M » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:08 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, bartender says, "for you, no charge!"

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Postby Rhea Kundan_2G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:18 pm

honestly I laughed
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Postby Aleena_Sorf_2A » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:34 pm

Why are chemists great for solving problems?
- They have all the solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Vandan_Patel_3L » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:35 pm

Why did the electron want to go to the party?

Because it was excited

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Postby alliedavis » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:40 pm

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Postby Mindy Zhang 3F » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:46 pm

Q. How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
A. Ask them to pronounce “unionized”!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madison Juul 1D » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:47 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Jason Duong 1D
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Duong 1D » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:49 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Beristain 2J » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:58 pm

What is a snake's favorite law?
Hesssss's Law!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby RitaChang_2C » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:02 pm

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

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Postby Calvin Huang 3D » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:03 pm

What is Avogadro's favorite type of fruit?

Watermolens.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Noor_Chahal_3G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:08 pm

Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diana_Visco_1l » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:10 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Noor_Chahal_3G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:11 pm

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Fe-breeze

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Postby Noor_Chahal_3G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:15 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution.

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Postby Serena Patel 2H » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:19 pm

What did the chemists say after they heard a funny joke?

"That joke was sodium funny. I slapped my neon on that one."

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Postby Ian Brown 1K » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:21 pm

What was Avogadro's favorite sport?

Golf because he always got a mole-in-one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby HarshiniMuthukumar3N » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:26 pm

Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?
It's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Noor_Chahal_3G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:27 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Noor_Chahal_3G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:30 pm

What was NaCl charged with when he was arrested?
A salt

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Postby Ashley Shirriff 2F » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:38 pm

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Postby swatiperepa » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:42 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marisa_Woo_2G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:45 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sally_Tu_1H » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:46 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, you might as well barium.

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Postby Alexandra_Ivanova_1A » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:48 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Novelpreet_Boparai1N » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:49 pm

My teacher threw Sodium Chloride at me. That's a salt!

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Postby Josh Ku 3H » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:59 pm

How did the hipster chemist burn his hand?

He picked up his beaker before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ethan_Wilson_1E » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:03 pm

I tell bad chemistry jokes periodically

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Postby Breanna Buhay 2H » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:04 pm

If you have mass and take up space, then you matter <3

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Postby Alicia_Kwan_2H » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:20 pm

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
6.0221x10^23
So call me maybe!
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Postby Harmeet_Kaur_2D » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:22 pm

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Postby z_hernandez_loza_3J » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:25 pm

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Postby FaithPigeon_1E » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:27 pm

Chem is so fluorine uranium nitrogen!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby z_hernandez_loza_3J » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:28 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Luigivar 2F » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:29 pm

Q: Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
A: Because the have and make all the solutions!

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Postby Hannah_El-Sabrout_2K » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:32 pm

Criminal Elements:

Cu: I'm taking the two of you in for a salt!

Na and Cl: You'll never catch us alive, copper!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Taravat_Lakzian_1C » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:32 pm

Which biochemicals wash up on beaches?
-Nucleotides

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Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:34 pm

:D
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Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:36 pm

When you can't find good chemistry jokes... This will have to do
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Postby Terry1A » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:36 pm

You must be made of Uranium and Iodine because all I can see is U and I!

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Postby Trisha Kurup 2A » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:39 pm

What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium

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Postby lilyjustine_1G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:39 pm

Austin Gee 2N wrote:Why do chemists call Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you barium



I LOLed so hard at this :)

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Postby Kimberly_Rivera_3K » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:39 pm

I feel you Harold.JPG

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anthony_Sampayo_4I » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:41 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One says to the other, "Hey I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Meera McAdam 1C » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:43 pm

What's the only thing worse than organic chemistry? GMO chemistry.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby lilyjustine_1G » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:48 pm

tbh lavelle said it first
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy Yu 2M » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:58 pm

My TA threw Sodium chloride at me! That's a salt! >=(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sboutros2B » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:59 pm

What Do You Call a Fish Made of Two Sodium Atoms?
2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Faizal_Mamani_1F » Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:00 am

Our Bond is So strong, not even a nucleophile can break it!


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