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Postby Jared Gao 3G » Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:02 am

"Do you want any Sodium, Bromine, or Oxygen?" "NaBrO"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chaoyi_He_3H » Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:11 am

What is a chemist’s favorite plant?
Stoichiome-tree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Delour Haj 3J » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:02 am

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melissa Van Pell 2I » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:05 am

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says, " Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but at least I know where I am"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:16 am

Do You Have Any Sodium Hypobromite?

A. NaBrODo

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evan Gentry 2E » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:22 am

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.

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Postby Kristine_Espinosa_2L » Mon Mar 06, 2017 2:05 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jackyboy 1C » Mon Mar 06, 2017 2:08 am

What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

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Postby Theresa_Trieu_2G » Mon Mar 06, 2017 8:00 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaspreet_Nagra_2I » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:35 am

Organic chemistry is difficult...
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jaspreet_Nagra_2I » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:39 am

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby BiancaDang3H » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:42 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karishma_Patel3E » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:04 am

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek. lt’s Einstein’s turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten.Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein then stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims “Newton! I found you! You’re it!”
Newton smiles and says “You didn’t find me, you found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby paulapedrani » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:20 am

"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby maria_tamondong_1L » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:24 am

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Odel Zadeh_2C » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:27 am

Week 9 Chem Joke
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:06 am

Q: Is Silicon spelled the same in Spanish?

A: Si!

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Postby lorrainerowe_1K » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:08 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maverick Tan 1F » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:24 am

What Did The Angry Electron Say When It Was Repelled?

A. Let me atom!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jasmine_Wong_2K » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:32 am

Chemists are bad at telling jokes...
They lack the element of surprise.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kaitlin_Reeves_1C » Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:46 pm

Did you hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory? His business went insolvent.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Korosh Bahrami » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:01 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason_Hong_2J » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:28 pm

What did the chemist snack on during lunch?

A "gram" cracker.

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Postby Teresa_Duarte_3K » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:31 pm

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Postby AonyaMontoya2B » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:32 pm

True.
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Postby AonyaMontoya2B » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:33 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 304779711 » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:56 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in the water?
It was a Polar Bear!

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Postby YsabelCheang1H » Mon Mar 06, 2017 2:17 pm

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Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Mon Mar 06, 2017 2:58 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mimi_Giang_1F » Mon Mar 06, 2017 3:35 pm

Who's the best at making bad jokes about Iodine and Americium?

I AM!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby gohar_mkrtchyan_2J » Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:03 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alexa_Kwang_1D » Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:07 pm

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I see is U and I

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Franklin Kong 3D » Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:14 pm

Why do hamburgers have a lower energy than steak?
Because they're in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sydniespore » Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:28 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cindy Ngo 1E » Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:37 pm

Q: What do they do with a sick chemist?
A: Well, if you can't curium and you can't helium, you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Timothy_Hyun_2K » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:00 pm

It takes alkynes to make a world.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AllanNicholson2F » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:18 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yi Ying Chen 3N » Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:06 pm

I hate dealing with triple bonds. They cause alkyne-ds of problems.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica_Zeng_3G » Mon Mar 06, 2017 8:01 pm

What is the chemical formula for seawater?

CH2O

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Erika Gonzalez 1F » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:15 pm

Two ions walk out of a bar...

The first says, "I left my electrons inside."
The second says, "Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zaamin Khwaja 3D » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:50 pm

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Postby Alice Jung 1C » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:56 pm

MOOD
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby a_jeny2E » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:28 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarahi Garza 3k » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:29 pm

How to survive the O-Chem part of 14B...

"When in doubt, draw it out!" -Laurence Lavelle

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:28 am

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?


A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JonathanZhu3B » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:36 am

I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:37 am

lol
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Postby AndyL3I » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:39 am

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Postby hfrazer1B » Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:11 am

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Iris Feng 2I » Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:48 am

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Omer Lavian 2K » Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:54 am

A really deep and important question to ponder as you study for quiz 3 and the final.
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Postby Desiree Martin 2A » Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:01 am

Chemistry Joke:)
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Postby Nikki Nguyen 2N » Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:33 am

not for me xD
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Michael_Zhang_1J » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:16 pm

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zaamin Khwaja 3D » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:36 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 304779711 » Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:51 pm

Life is like an organic reaction... the negative energy is always compelled to attack the positive little guys!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ashley T 2H » Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:00 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby yubin moon 3c » Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:02 pm

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ricardo Munoz 3K » Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:20 pm

Lavelle! Here's another Hat meme!
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:41 pm

Old chemists never die.

They just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Melanie_Wong_1K » Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:14 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Libbyfidel_1E » Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:43 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:56 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby NicoleDurghalli_1F » Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:27 pm

Not sure if i posted for week 8 yet but.. lol
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Postby NicoleDurghalli_1F » Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:30 pm

HAHHAHAH
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mirian_Garcia_2G » Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:34 pm

No snapchat, sorry. Homeboy only receives text messages

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bailey_Osborne_3A » Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:49 pm

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avocado's Number

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bailey_Osborne_3A » Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:50 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium and you can't curium, you might as well barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Emily_Bloom_1I » Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:59 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:49 pm

Did you know you can cool yourself to -273.15°C and still be 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nick_Ida 1D » Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:51 pm

What did the bartender say when Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany Jeng 1L » Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:20 pm

laugh
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mackenzie_Lowenstein_2N » Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:40 pm

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Gigi Ye 2K » Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:42 pm

Why do chemists like nitrate so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby AndyL3I » Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:57 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

Because it's a polar bear!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ryan Cerny 3I » Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:58 pm

Why did the bacterium die?
It was invaded by a retro- isopropyl-hexane!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kiana_Shibata_2G » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:09 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris Liddicoat » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:21 pm

Q: Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby sheilaho_1E » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:25 pm

Q: What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?
A: Breaking up is hard to do.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LeontyneHenderson2E » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:54 pm

What did carbon say to uranium before he left?
I'll CU later

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LeontyneHenderson2E » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:59 pm

What kind of bear dissolves in water?
A polar bear!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amber_Candelaria_1D » Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:24 pm

I'm diene
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hfrazer1B » Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:44 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sonia_Lele_2K » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:21 pm

Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?

A: It was polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bryan Vega 2E » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:22 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karan Ishii 3E » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:39 pm

My Father is a Chemist my Mother is a Mathematician. They named me iron59.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby gracehart » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:47 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nikola_Stojcic_3O » Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:29 am

Q: How did the Alkane get to work?
A:It rode its bi-cyclo

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Song 2M » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:29 am

What's the difference between a pedophile and an electrophile?

One has the letter "d" and the other doesn't.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katrina_Galian 1J » Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:28 am

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ryan_chowdhury_2E » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:00 am

Did you say Professor Lavelle listens to Tupac?

No, I said he listens to IUPAC! He loves their recent soundtrack about naming complex hydrocarbons.

Hannah Liu 2A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hannah Liu 2A » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:19 am

Q: Are you a compound of Barium and Beryllium?
A: because you are such a BaBe!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby arsalzaheer2L » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:43 am

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy_Dixon_1I » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:46 am

Actually
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer_Yee_3I » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:38 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. It causes alkynes of trouble!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby stuart_key_3E » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:11 pm

Two chemists go into a bar
The first one says "I think I'll have some H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have some H2O too," and later died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abishek 3K » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:30 pm

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