Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Jessica_Chang_1G · Postby **Jessica_Chang_1G** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:32 pm

Organic Chem joke :P

Makenna Vulgas 1G · Postby **Makenna Vulgas 1G** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:32 pm

What was Avogadro’s favorite sport?
Golf – because he always got a mole-in-one

KoSiOg · Postby **KoSiOg** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:45 pm

Why is the pH of Netflix so stable?

Because it constantly buffers.

Matthew_Vargas_2G · Postby **Matthew_Vargas_2G** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:46 pm

KoSiOg · Postby **KoSiOg** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:46 pm

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

Valeria Quintana 1G · Postby **Valeria Quintana 1G** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:19 pm

StephZou_2G · Postby **StephZou_2G** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:26 pm

Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.

Faizal_Mamani_1F · Postby **Faizal_Mamani_1F** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:35 pm

That Organic Chemistry Test......

was ALKYNES of trouble!!!!

Anya_Alag_3J · Postby **Anya_Alag_3J** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:42 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

Diane_Zhao_3I · Postby **Diane_Zhao_3I** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:00 pm

alvitaxiao · Postby **alvitaxiao** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:34 pm

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

SWAG

alvitaxiao · Postby **alvitaxiao** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:35 pm

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze

Vanessa_Nguyen_1I · Postby **Vanessa_Nguyen_1I** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:56 pm

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Niveda_Tennety_1H · Postby **Niveda_Tennety_1H** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:06 pm

Alkane joke

Niveda_Tennety_1H · Postby **Niveda_Tennety_1H** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:08 pm

Alkene joke

Adam Perez · Postby **Adam Perez** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:24 pm

Natalie_Hardiman_3C · Postby **Natalie_Hardiman_3C** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:47 pm

Tara_Shooshani_3N · Postby **Tara_Shooshani_3N** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:17 pm

Why do aromatics belong in the nuthouse?

Because they’re all CYCLO.

Alyssa Chan 3B · Postby **Alyssa Chan 3B** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:47 pm

Philline_Tumbaga_1F · Postby **Philline_Tumbaga_1F** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:49 pm

Sarahi Garza 3k · Postby **Sarahi Garza 3k** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:17 am

The thing that killed Nicki Minaj...

*This meme regards the current rap battle between two female rappers: Remy Ma and Nicki Minaj. Remy named the dis-track "Shether," which is inspired by rapper Nas' dis-track to Jay Z.*

Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K · Postby **Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:37 am

Why did Carbon and Hydrogen get married?

They bonded well from the minute they met.

Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K · Postby **Chiemeka Ezechukwu 3K** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:39 am

Why are Chemists great at solving problems?

Because they have all the solutions

Julia_Wenzel_1E · Postby **Julia_Wenzel_1E** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:02 am

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.

Yi Ying Chen 3N · Postby **Yi Ying Chen 3N** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:11 am

ATTENTION! A new element has been discovered!

Jeffrey_Huang_2K · Postby **Jeffrey_Huang_2K** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:24 am

Ariana_Kermani_2G · Postby **Ariana_Kermani_2G** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:26 am

The Periodic Table as seen by an Organic Chemist

Frank_Smith_3L · Postby **Frank_Smith_3L** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:38 am

HAha!

Shushanna S 3F · Postby **Shushanna S 3F** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:01 pm

I never knew CH₃CH₂CH₃ enjoyed pain.

(Propane... Pro-pain. Ha)

Felicia Zhang 2J · Postby **Felicia Zhang 2J** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:55 pm

What's the name of a pirate chemist?

Arrrrrrrrrhenius.

What's his favorite element?

(Assuming that they guess arrrrrgon)

Gold, he's a pirate.

Julia Stinnett 2N · Postby **Julia Stinnett 2N** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:34 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Cindy Ngo 1E · Postby **Cindy Ngo 1E** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:44 pm

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.

Greta Tobin 2F · Postby **Greta Tobin 2F** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:45 pm

Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?

A: its CoRn Y

Greta Tobin 2F · Postby **Greta Tobin 2F** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:48 pm

Greta Tobin 2F · Postby **Greta Tobin 2F** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:58 pm

Q: What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

A: Febreeze!

Greta Tobin 2F · Postby **Greta Tobin 2F** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:58 pm

I am out of chemistry jokes.. I need to zinc of a new one!

Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D · Postby **Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:03 pm

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Shelley Pi 1K · Postby **Shelley Pi 1K** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:15 pm

Shelley Pi 1K · Postby **Shelley Pi 1K** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:16 pm

ChristinaN1L · Postby **ChristinaN1L** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:55 pm

Ashley_Lok_3M · Postby **Ashley_Lok_3M** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:21 pm

Gus_Guinto_2F · Postby **Gus_Guinto_2F** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:38 pm

Brandon Han 3H · Postby **Brandon Han 3H** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:49 pm

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?

It's in a ground state.

Irene Ramos 1F · Postby **Irene Ramos 1F** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:50 pm

Reaction to bad chemistry jokes!!!

Amanda Salgado 3D · Postby **Amanda Salgado 3D** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:15 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Toby Lin 1J · Postby **Toby Lin 1J** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:40 pm

Alcohol is a solution...

Sharlene Reyes 2N · Postby **Sharlene Reyes 2N** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:43 pm

204639491 · Postby **204639491** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:49 pm

I would tell you a good chemistry joke but all of them [Ar]gon.

Jana_Lang_2B · Postby **Jana_Lang_2B** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:06 pm

804780590 · Postby **804780590** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:34 pm

I don't trust atoms. I heard they make up everything.

Lauren Wong 3K · Postby **Lauren Wong 3K** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:42 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H · Postby **Nathan Mallipeddi 2H** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:40 pm

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!

Quynh Nguyen 2H · Postby **Quynh Nguyen 2H** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:46 pm

Silver walks up to gold in a bar and said "Au get out of here"

Divya Kumar 3I · Postby **Divya Kumar 3I** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:43 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Divya Kumar 3I · Postby **Divya Kumar 3I** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:43 am

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Javier Portillo 3O · Postby **Javier Portillo 3O** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:20 am

Q: Why was the electron scared to leave its buddy?

A: The electrophile was waiting for him

Javier Portillo 3O · Postby **Javier Portillo 3O** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:21 am

Q:What is the only reason chemist would take LSD at a Rave?
A:They want to see if the bass could neutralize the acid

Javier Portillo 3O · Postby **Javier Portillo 3O** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:29 am

Q: What's a chemist favorite tv show on Netflix
A: Sulfur, Calcium, Neodymium, Aluminum
(SCaNdAl)

Pratyush Kandimalla 2O · Postby **Pratyush Kandimalla 2O** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:30 am

1st Chemist: "What's new?"
2nd Chemist: c over lambda.

Simon Kapler 3I · Postby **Simon Kapler 3I** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:26 am

Quiz #3 was sodium hard :(

Hannah Liu 2A · Postby **Hannah Liu 2A** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:57 am

Q: do you have 11 electrons?
A: Because you're sodium fine!

emma_arago_3D · Postby **emma_arago_3D** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:46 pm

I'd post a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction

Lily_Dermendjian_2B · Postby **Lily_Dermendjian_2B** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:11 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

Annie Tagvoryan 3A · Postby **Annie Tagvoryan 3A** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:47 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Jasleen Kaur 1J · Postby **Jasleen Kaur 1J** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:59 pm

What is a chemist's favorite fish??
2Na

Amanda_Quintero_1K · Postby **Amanda_Quintero_1K** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:28 pm

Q: What did one ion say to the other?

A: I've got my ion you.

AngelaWang_1F · Postby **AngelaWang_1F** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:06 pm

Want to hear a chemistry joke? Na

Balint Nagy 3C · Postby **Balint Nagy 3C** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:16 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

Dana_Tran_1L · Postby **Dana_Tran_1L** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:58 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

Steven_Liu_3H · Postby **Steven_Liu_3H** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:42 pm

Oxygen went on a date with potassium.
It went OK.

Joanne_Park_4C · Postby **Joanne_Park_4C** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:53 pm

heather_carlton_1K · Postby **heather_carlton_1K** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:06 pm

Every dipole has its moment.

Kimberly_Hernandez_3L · Postby **Kimberly_Hernandez_3L** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:00 pm

I have many chemistry jokes, but im scared i wont get a good reaction.

Karina Amezcua 1L · Postby **Karina Amezcua 1L** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:29 pm

Karina Amezcua 1L · Postby **Karina Amezcua 1L** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:37 pm

Kelly Tran 3N · Postby **Kelly Tran 3N** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:05 pm

MichelleCarter_1F · Postby **MichelleCarter_1F** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:42 pm

Bacteria is the only culture some people have.

Ashley Shirriff 2F · Postby **Ashley Shirriff 2F** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:09 pm

Lillian_Lai_1K · Postby **Lillian_Lai_1K** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:37 pm

Q: If H20 is water what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .

Grace 3G · Postby **Grace 3G** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:25 pm

NicoleDurghalli_1F · Postby **NicoleDurghalli_1F** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:48 am

The captioned cartoons are literally hilarious

((Week 10 Post))

Tiffany Wee 2D · Postby **Tiffany Wee 2D** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:54 am

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

Because it was a polar bear!

Alex Dib 4H · Postby **Alex Dib 4H** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:26 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Alexa_Kwang_1D · Postby **Alexa_Kwang_1D** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 2:17 am

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
It's in the ground state!

Anika_Desar_3N · Postby **Anika_Desar_3N** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:06 am

oh dear

504829531 · Postby **504829531** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:17 am

isabelle ruedisueli 1j · Postby **isabelle ruedisueli 1j** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:45 am

That was sodium funny, i slapped my neon!

Samart_Condon_1D · Postby **Samart_Condon_1D** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:43 pm

What do you call iron particles blowing away in the wind?

Febreeze

ERIKTORRESDisc3C · Postby **ERIKTORRESDisc3C** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:34 pm

Arianna_Mandelli_3C · Postby **Arianna_Mandelli_3C** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:55 pm

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Katelynn Luansing 2B · Postby **Katelynn Luansing 2B** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:01 pm

What was the most stable album of 2016?

ANTI by Rihanna

Katelynn Luansing 2B · Postby **Katelynn Luansing 2B** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:07 pm

I read through this book about helium so fast... I couldn't put it down!

Katelynn Luansing 2B · Postby **Katelynn Luansing 2B** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:11 pm

I asked a friend if they wanted to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide...

She said NO.

Lei Wena Herme 1O · Postby **Lei Wena Herme 1O** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:04 pm

You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! ;)

Justin_Bueno_2O · Postby **Justin_Bueno_2O** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:12 pm

Matthew Yeganeh 3M · Postby **Matthew Yeganeh 3M** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:45 pm

604746385 · Postby **604746385** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:14 pm

what is the chemical equation for a banana?

BaNa2

Melody Li 2L · Postby **Melody Li 2L** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:33 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

msrivastava_ · Postby **msrivastava_** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:36 pm

Organic chem is hard. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Tamara_Torosyan_1J · Postby **Tamara_Torosyan_1J** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 9:34 pm

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