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Postby StevenBieneman_3K » Sat Mar 11, 2017 9:41 pm

1,2-dimethylcyclopropane?

I should wear that to the beach...

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Postby Neha Nibber 3H » Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:19 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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Postby Jonathan Marin Dis3A » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:23 pm

Did you know you could cool yourself to -273.15°C and still be 0K???

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Winnie Liu 1M » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:46 pm

I told a bad joke about Helium one day, but nobody was reactive.

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Postby Brian_Mena_1J » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:49 pm

Oh ok
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Postby Keitty_Calderon_1C » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:56 pm

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrew Nguyen 3O » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:23 am

Q. What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

A. Polar Bond

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Srishti_Dhawan_2I » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:37 am

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Postby ibukunolabinjo_3J » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:41 am

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Postby Tycho_Meimban_2B » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:46 am

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It's true. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sophie_Ahmad_2F » Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:22 am

Anybody know any jokes about sodium?

Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby helen_bui_2G » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:01 am

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby helen_bui_2G » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:03 am

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made up of alkynes of people

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Zhiyong Xie 3K » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:14 am

If H2O is water, what is H2O4?
Drinking, bathing, washing and swimming

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Postby divya_devineni_2E » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:19 am

Think like a proton and stay positive!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jingyuan_Fu_3E » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:28 am

Q: What did thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got numerous degrees"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mikaela Gareeb 3G » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:11 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

What's "HIJKLMNO"?
H2O

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
It's in the ground state

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Postby Melissa Ledesma 2B » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:23 pm

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Postby caitlin_oberman_2G » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:54 pm

O chemistry you make me laugh
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Postby Samya Konda 2I » Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:07 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Postby Amanda_Ye_1G » Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:11 pm

Breaking Bad :)

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Postby JulieLy_3C » Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:11 pm

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Postby Aaron_Trell_2J » Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:29 pm

Q: Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
A: NaBrO

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Postby Katherine Sung 2I » Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:51 pm

What did Na and Ne say after hearing a chemistry joke?

That was sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jackyboy 1C » Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:25 pm

Baby, I know chemistry and you've got one significant figure

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kirsten Bermudo 1O » Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:28 pm

You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K

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Postby Nadine_El Fawal_3M » Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:39 pm

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Postby Thomas Morgan 1B » Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:43 pm

If your'e not part of the solution you're part of the participate.

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Postby Cris Yuan 2I » Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:43 pm

Here's a fun one about hydrocarbons:
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Postby Anisha Patel 1G » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:14 pm

wow
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Postby PriscillaMariscal_3F » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:17 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sahand Fardi 1 » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:50 pm

Organic Chemistry is difficult.... Those who study it will have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Sahand Fardi 1 » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:52 pm

Q: Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero?


A: He's oK now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sahand Fardi 1 » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:53 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Ironman team up, they'd be alloys

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Postby Sahand Fardi 1 » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:54 pm

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Postby Sahand Fardi 1 » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:57 pm

Chemists.....
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Postby Sahand Fardi 1 » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:58 pm

After the final
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Postby Deanna_Nguyen_3L » Sun Mar 12, 2017 4:17 pm

Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

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Postby 004599434 » Sun Mar 12, 2017 4:34 pm

Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."

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Postby MaddyMoore3A » Sun Mar 12, 2017 4:58 pm

Hahaha!
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Postby Tyler_Vellozzi_3E » Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:10 pm

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt? Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Postby Andrew Zhong 2H » Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:11 pm

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Postby Isaiah Sandoval 1D » Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:14 pm

The sun and moon must be jealous of other models because they have eclipsed conformations less often that other models.
(Instead of the normal 120 degrees they need to wait the full 360 degrees.)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Serena Patel 2H » Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:17 pm

What kind of phone did Oxygen buy Sulfur for his birthday?

A Sulfone

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Postby Alex Phu 2c » Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:37 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Taravat_Lakzian_1C » Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:43 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

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Postby Marisa_Woo_2G » Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:47 pm

If a bear in Yosemite and a bear in Alaska both fall into the water, which one dissolves faster?

The one in Alaska, because it's polar. :)

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. :)

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Postby Michelle Lin 3M » Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:14 pm

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KoSiOg » Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:15 pm

Do you have mole problems?
If so, call Avogrado at 602-1023

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KoSiOg » Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:16 pm

When you know Chemistry Jokes

But they all Boron

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Postby KoSiOg » Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:17 pm

Gold walks into a bar. The bartender shouts "Ay you! Get out of here!"

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Postby Anya_Alag_3J » Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:29 pm

How many physical chemists does it take to wash a beaker? None. That's what organic chemists are for!

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Postby Alexma 3A » Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:41 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby Wesley_Rugen_1E » Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:46 pm

Organic chemistry is really difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.




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Postby Quynh Nguyen 2H » Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:56 pm

Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Aleena_Sorf_2A » Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:15 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Postby Jessica_Nakahira_1G » Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:18 pm

Since the final is in a week....
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D » Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:22 pm

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swati_Sharma_2D » Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:23 pm

What is the molecule CH2O called? Seawater!

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Postby jillianduffield_2D » Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:36 pm

Organic chemistry is hard. People who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Postby AlexSun2L » Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:49 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
“HeHe”

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Postby Irene Davila Mejia 1I » Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:51 pm

True story
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Postby Raj Susarla 3I » Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:07 pm

The Chemistry Cat doesn't have 9 lives, but instead has 18 half-lives (he's radioactive!).

This one really cracked me up!!

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Postby Sarah Sackey_3G » Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:10 pm

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Postby Kimberly_Hoh_2A » Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:15 pm

What animal is made of calcium, nickel, and neon?

A CaNiNe! :D

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Postby Timothy Yu 2M » Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:16 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Postby Kelly Ortega 1K » Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:27 pm

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe

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Postby Ting Zheng 3L » Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:28 pm

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized."

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Postby Jagmeet_Arora_1G » Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:37 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

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Postby Evan Gentry 2E » Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:39 pm

Anyone know any jokes about Sodium?
Na

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Postby melissapasao1B » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:27 pm

Why do aromatics belong in the nuthouse?

Because they’re all CYCLO.

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Postby wesley hardin » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:30 pm

"Chemists, man."

"What's wrong with chemists?"

"Well, you just have to keep an ION them."

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Postby Kristen_Power_1C » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:36 pm

A chemist walks into the bar asking for concentrated sodium hydroxide.
The bartender asks, "Why the long base?"

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Postby Yeon Hee Park 3M » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:47 pm

alright
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Postby Katherine_Ly_1H » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:52 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby KimberlySalinas_2A » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:03 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they're cheaper than day rates

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Postby Chem_Mod » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:14 pm

Jessica_Nakahira_1G wrote:Since the final is in a week....
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I hope not! :-)

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Postby Jared Gao 3G » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:19 pm

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces?
Guacamole.

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Postby AndyL3I » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:21 pm

What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree?

A chemistree

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Postby KylaTenido1G » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:33 pm

Every dipole has its moment!

Why did the employer force his employees to walk between high-voltage plates before entering the work place???

--Because he didn't want any unionized workers!!

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Postby katherine_r » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:34 pm

Since it's beach season in California!
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Postby Avery_E » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:35 pm

periodic table jokes
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby katherine_r » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:36 pm

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