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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
A: One molar solution.
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Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
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Did you know protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic!
I didn't even know they were Catholic!
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
How Ionic.
A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great day rates, Even better NO3's"
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
Au Revoir
How Ionic.
A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great day rates, Even better NO3's"
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
Au Revoir
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Organic chemistry is so hard, people who take the course go through alkynes of trouble.
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You must be a good benzene ring because you smell pleasantly aromatic.
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You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
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Whats the sluttiest element?
Carbon because it bonds with basically everything
Carbon because it bonds with basically everything
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I have my chemistry jokes.
I am just afraid they won't get a good reaction.
I am just afraid they won't get a good reaction.
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Q: Why did the hipster chemist get burned?
A: Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
A: Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
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Fe Fe
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Fe - Fe
A: A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
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Fe - Fe
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My roommate's name is Gold, Sulfur, Titanium, Nitrogen... AuSTiN lol
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What did bromine say to oxygen after they haven't seen each other in years?
BrO how are you I haven't seen you in years!
BrO how are you I haven't seen you in years!
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Did you know protons have mass? I didn't even know they were religious.
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
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I have many chemistry jokes... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.
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Q: How many physical chemists does it take to wash a beaker?
A: None. that’s what organic chemists are for!
A: None. that’s what organic chemists are for!
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A chemistry lab is like a big party....
Some Drop Acid,
Others Drop The Base!
Some Drop Acid,
Others Drop The Base!
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Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I hate it when people text me 'K'
Like I'm not in the mood to talk about Potassium!
Like I'm not in the mood to talk about Potassium!
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one hydrogen atom says to another, "I think I lost an electron!"
the other states, "Are you sure?"
"i'm positive"
the other states, "Are you sure?"
"i'm positive"
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said "NaBrO"
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
A: One molar solution.
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What did the nitrogen say when it got set up with oxygen for a date?
NO
NO
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Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAg
A: SWAg
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Some simple, yet enjoyable jokes:
Every dipole has its moments.
It takes alkynes to make a world!
Every dipole has its moments.
It takes alkynes to make a world!
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"love is in the air" Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon dioxide are in the air.
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The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The optimist sees the glass as half full. The scientist sees the glass as completely full - half full of liquid, and half full of gas!
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lol and i'm still struggling
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