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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Chemist on the phone
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Hey girl are you made of Copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe
Because you're CuTe
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any jokes about oxygen and potassium?
I mean they're OK. nothing special.
I mean they're OK. nothing special.
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"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."
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When everything looks like an organic compound to you...
It’s not a stop sign, it’s not an octagon, it’s a cycloctane.
It’s not a stop sign, it’s not an octagon, it’s a cycloctane.
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Studying for Dr. Lavelle's chemistry final? More like stuDYING for the chemistry final.
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804780590 wrote:Potassium went on a date with oxygen, it went OK.
I thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
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How did the football cheerleader define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?
Fear of utility bills.
Fear of utility bills.
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Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Q: What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?
A: Breaking up is hard to do
A: Breaking up is hard to do
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? A: SWAG
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Q: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? A: He just couldn't put it down.
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Q: How did the chemist survive the famine? A: By subsisting on titrations
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Q: What did one titration tell the other? A: Let's meet at the endpoint.
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A: OH SNaP!
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Q.Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A.They're cheaper than day rates.
A.They're cheaper than day rates.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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*Neutron* "How much for a drink?"
*Proton Bartender* "For you? No charge"
*Neutron* "Are you positive?"
*Proton Bartender* "For you? No charge"
*Neutron* "Are you positive?"
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How to remember the difference between Cations and Anions?
A Cat-ion is Paws-itively charged
A Cat-ion is Paws-itively charged
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What dog breed is most suitable for chemists?
Laboratory Retrievers! :-)
Laboratory Retrievers! :-)
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Chem pick up line:
If you were C6 and I was H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
If you were C6 and I was H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
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Dr. Lavelle: Catalyst lowers.... what?
Student: A catalyst lowers the activation energy to speed up the reaction, it basically helps a reaction take a short cut...
Student athlete: Short cut? There are no short cuts on the road to success. We grind all day everyday to make our dreams a reality. There are no breaks for us because the hustle never stops. Faith, family, team.
Student: A catalyst lowers the activation energy to speed up the reaction, it basically helps a reaction take a short cut...
Student athlete: Short cut? There are no short cuts on the road to success. We grind all day everyday to make our dreams a reality. There are no breaks for us because the hustle never stops. Faith, family, team.
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Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?
A: To reduce his carbon footprint.
A: To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down
He just couldn't put it down
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Why did the acid go to the gym?
To become a buffer solution.
If the Queen farts, is it a noble gas?
To become a buffer solution.
If the Queen farts, is it a noble gas?
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Honey, we're a galvanic cell. Can't you feel the electricity flowing between us?
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How do you tell the difference between a train driver and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce Unionised.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution
A: A one molar solution
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
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Q:What's the difference between chemistry and cooking?
A: In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon!!
A: In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon!!
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Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I have many degrees."
A: "You may have graduated but I have many degrees."
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I have a greater chance of reaching absolute zero than getting a girlfriend.
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-Are you the 11th element on the periodic table?
-Because you're SODIUM fine ;)
-Because you're SODIUM fine ;)
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Are you made of Uranium and Iodine?
Because all I can see is U and I ;)
Because all I can see is U and I ;)
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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I couldn't find any good chemistry jokes because all of the good ones Argon.
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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