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I would like to apologize for not adding more jokes, but I only post them periodically
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes out?
It becomes daytrogen.
It becomes daytrogen.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.
H2O cubed.
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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Q.Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A. They bonded well from the minute they met.
A. They bonded well from the minute they met.
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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
A: To become a buffer solution!
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What does one say when they spill nail polish remover?
I must a-ce-tone for my sins.
I must a-ce-tone for my sins.
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now
A: He's 0K now
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Q: What is a functional group's favorite game to play?
A: Aldehyde and seek
A: Aldehyde and seek
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Q: How often do chemistry students study before an exam?
A: Periodically.
A: Periodically.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? — H2O cubed
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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate!
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Gold strolls into a chemical bar. The bartender yells "Ay you! Get outta here!" (Get it, AU?)
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What did one dipole say to another in passing?
Have you got a moment?
Have you got a moment?
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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The Ether Bunny
What is the name of this molecule:
bunny-O-bunny
A: "ether bunny"
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The Ether Bunny
What is the name of this molecule:
bunny-O-bunny
A: "ether bunny"
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help carrying his luggage. He says, "No. I'm traveling light."
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light"
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Why do chemistry professors always teach about ammonia?
Because its basic material.
Because its basic material.
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Did you hear that Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up?
Now they're great alloys against crime.
Now they're great alloys against crime.
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Did you know there are Avocado's number of molecules in guacamole?
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
A: H2O cubed.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material
A: Because it's basic material
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Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people!
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people!
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Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
A: A KNiFe
A: A KNiFe
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Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRnY
A: its CoRnY
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Q: What did you do with Element 43 last night?
A: None of your Bismuth
A: None of your Bismuth
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Q: What is the TV show that cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
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What do you call a tooth suspended in a liter of water?
A 1 molar solution
A 1 molar solution
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