Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

[Hanan_Kashkoul_1O]

[Hanan_Kashkoul_1O]

[Hanan_Kashkoul_1O]

[Hanan_Kashkoul_1O]

[Alex_Wagas_3K]

I would like to apologize for not adding more jokes, but I only post them periodically

[Bailey_Osborne_3A]

What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon

[Bailey_Osborne_3A]

What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes out?

It becomes daytrogen.

[Bailey_Osborne_3A]

[Bailey_Osborne_3A]

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[Amber_Candelaria_1D]

[Grace 3G]

[arsalzaheer2L]

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.

[Laura_funes_1j]

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

[Madison Juul 1D]

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

[alvarado_natalie_2H]

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[Amanda_Ye_1G]

Me last Wednesday :)

[Billy Ngoy 2I]

Words of wisdom ;D

[Abishek 3K]

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[Billy Ngoy 2I]

Q: Did you hear that joke from sodium?

A: Na.

[Raj Susarla 3I]

Get it?

[Hyun Young Lee 2H]

Q.Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

A. They bonded well from the minute they met.

[Hyun Young Lee 2H]

Diene. ha.

[Tamara_Torosyan_1J]

:)

[Sally_Tu_1H]

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

[isabelle ruedisueli 1j]

What does one say when they spill nail polish remover?
I must a-ce-tone for my sins.

[Srishti_Dhawan_2I]

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now

[Annie_Amundson_1L]

Q: What is a functional group's favorite game to play?

A: Aldehyde and seek

[Anika_Desar_3N]

HAHAH

[Samya Konda 2I]

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh Acid

[JoAnna Yortiss 2G]

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Hopefully this isn't our final...

[Shelley Pi 1K]

[Anisha Patel 1G]

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[Diego Cortez 2J]

What's more fire than Drake's new album...
Chemistry Community

[BiancaDang3H]

I wish you were Avogadro so I'd know your number already.

[Billy Ngoy 2I]

Q: How often do chemistry students study before an exam?

A: Periodically.

[Timothy_Hyun_2K]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

[Michael Sparks 2F]

[Aditya Mamtora 2C]

H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? — H2O cubed

[Aditya Mamtora 2C]

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate!

[Aditya Mamtora 2C]

How does an electron sounds when it falls on the ground?


Planck!

[Ian Brown 1K]

What show do Cesium and Iodine like to watch together?

CSI

[Ethan_Kato_1D]

Gold strolls into a chemical bar. The bartender yells "Ay you! Get outta here!" (Get it, AU?)

[Hannah Liu 2A]

Q: What type of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

[Xinyi_Yan_3L]

"This is a favored process, but with a high energy barrier."

[Tiffany Jeng 1L]

b/c K = potassium

[Meera McAdam 1C]

snacking on cyclohexanes while watching lavelle's lectures

[Brandon Han 3H]

What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion.

[marinarosebrock]

What did one dipole say to another in passing?
Have you got a moment?

[Chanvir_Singh_3E]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

[JoseMAvila15]

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

[JoseMAvila15]

Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa

[Rory_Grant_3E]

Thought this one was funny.

[Asha_Isse_1N]

I don't know what to post, all the good chemistry jokes argon.

[JoseMAvila15]

Why do white bears disolve in water?
Because they are polar.

[ryan_chowdhury_2E]

What u call a gang of protein bullies?
Amine group

[JoseMAvila15]

Got mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 602-1023

[Asha_Isse_1N]

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-breeze

[JoseMAvila15]

What do dipoles say when passing by?
"Do you got a moment?"

[F Rios 3E]

[Samantha_Leong_3K]

[Sydniespore]

Tetrafluoride lol

[alvarado_natalie_2H]

[Felicia Zhang 2J]

What is a king's farts?


A Noble gas. :)

[Felicia Zhang 2J]

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

[Sanjay_Kumar_2J]

a joke 4 ur entertainment

[Alexma 3A]

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The Ether Bunny
What is the name of this molecule:
bunny-O-bunny

A: "ether bunny"

[Sanjay_Kumar_2J]

anotha one

[Sanjay_Kumar_2J]

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A Salt.

[Sanjay_Kumar_2J]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help carrying his luggage. He says, "No. I'm traveling light."

[z_hernandez_loza_3J]

Avogadro's Number...

[z_hernandez_loza_3J]

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[Nathan Wise 2C]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light"

[Nathan Wise 2C]

Oxygen and Potassium? They're OK

[Felicia Zhang 2J]

a joke

[Nathan Wise 2C]

Why do chemistry professors always teach about ammonia?
Because its basic material.

[Nathan Wise 2C]

Did you hear that Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up?
Now they're great alloys against crime.

[Nathan Wise 2C]

Did you know there are Avocado's number of molecules in guacamole?

[TiengTum2D]

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

[Jand474]

how about them chemical workers...are they unionized?

[Jand474]

what is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
Polar bond

[Milan M]

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

[syun3c]

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

[Rachel Caprini 1E]

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

[Rachel Caprini 1E]

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

[Rachel Caprini 1E]

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

[Rachel Caprini 1E]

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

[Rachel Caprini 1E]

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

[Rachel Caprini 1E]

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

[Melissa Ledesma 2B]

:)

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people!

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
A: A KNiFe

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRnY

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: What did you do with Element 43 last night?
A: None of your Bismuth

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: What is the TV show that cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

[Anthony_Sampayo_4I]

What do you call a tooth suspended in a liter of water?
A 1 molar solution

[Teja_Kadali_3A]