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Have you heard about the chemist reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
OH SNaP!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules so excited when he left the bar?
He got Avogadro's number.
He got Avogadro's number.
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What does Silver say to Gold after he walks up to him at the bar?
AU, get outta here!
AU, get outta here!
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Why are chemists great at solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
They have all the solutions.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
OH SNaP!
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Q: How did the hipster chemist burn his hand?
A: He picked up his beaker before it was cool.
A: He picked up his beaker before it was cool.
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If a bear in Yosemite and one in Alaska both fall into water, which one will dissolve faster?
The Alaskan one, because it's polar.
Good luck on finals everyone!!
The Alaskan one, because it's polar.
Good luck on finals everyone!!
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If you ever forget how to draw a chair, just remember the Budweiser logo!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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what does a western hat look like?
if you're not in ochem it looks like a normal hat
if you are in ochem then it looks like a free energy diagram
if you're not in ochem it looks like a normal hat
if you are in ochem then it looks like a free energy diagram
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Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: CHoCoLaTe
A: CHoCoLaTe
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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
A: To become a buffer solution!
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
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Q: What does Silver say to Gold after he walks up to him at the bar?
A: AU, get outta here!
A: AU, get outta here!
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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
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Chemists are bad at telling jokes...
They lack the element of surprise.
They lack the element of surprise.
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What do organic chemists sing for around the Christmas tree?
"O CHEMISTREE, O CHEMISTREE"
"O CHEMISTREE, O CHEMISTREE"
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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
A: To become a buffer solution!
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I hope the Final exam went well for everyone! Have a nice Spring Break :)
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what happens to nitrogen as the sun rises?.. It becomes daytrogen! lol
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.
A: By subsisting on titrations.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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All the women, put your hands up!
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Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe
A: A CaNiNe
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Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Says one atom to the other, "Hey I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
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Savage pt2
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A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks "Can i help you with any luggage?" The photon replies "I don't have any. I'm traveling light."
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A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.
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Q: Where does the German chemistry teacher put the used batteries of an electrolytic experiment?
A: In the zinc!
A: In the zinc!
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Q: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was a polar bear.
A: Because it was a polar bear.
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Q: Why is chemistry so hard?
A: Because you have to solve alkynes of problems.
A: Because you have to solve alkynes of problems.
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Person 1: Soooo......what do you do with a sick chemist?
Person 2: You barium?
Person 1: Nooooooo D: That's way too soon. You've gotta try to helium, and then you try to curium.
Person 2: You barium?
Person 1: Nooooooo D: That's way too soon. You've gotta try to helium, and then you try to curium.
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why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they are much cheaper than day rates.
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I tell chemistry jokes periodically but there is usually no reaction lol
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What crime show do cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
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Q:Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0K now.
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Have you heard about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-he just couldn't put it down!
-he just couldn't put it down!
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What's the difference between Chemistry and Cooking?
You should never lick the spoon in chemistry!
You should never lick the spoon in chemistry!
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Why do aromatics belong in the nuthouse?
Because they are CYCLO. hahahahahah rip lol.
Because they are CYCLO. hahahahahah rip lol.
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Q: What is the name of the molecule bunny-O-bunny?
A: An ether bunny
A: An ether bunny
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How to play Draw Something after chem 14b
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