Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

[Eli Pazol 2F]

trying not to worry about the final

[Kelly Ortega 1K]

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

[Jared Gao 3G]

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

[Ishita_Dubey_2D]

Have you heard about the chemist reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.

[Balint Nagy 3C]

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!

[Ishita_Dubey_2D]

What show do Cesium and Iodine love watching together?

CSI

[Ishita_Dubey_2D]

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules so excited when he left the bar?

He got Avogadro's number.

[Ishita_Dubey_2D]

What's the name of James Bond's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.

[Ishita_Dubey_2D]

What does Silver say to Gold after he walks up to him at the bar?

AU, get outta here!

[Adrienne Johnson 1D]

Why are chemists great at solving problems?

They have all the solutions.

[Adrienne Johnson 1D]

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

[Adrienne Johnson 1D]

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Fe-Breeze

[Tiffany Wee 2D]

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution

[Brian_Mena_1J]

Final Jokes

[katherine_r]

Q: How did the hipster chemist burn his hand?
A: He picked up his beaker before it was cool.

[Avery_E]

happy finals week

[katherine_r]

If a bear in Yosemite and one in Alaska both fall into water, which one will dissolve faster?

The Alaskan one, because it's polar.

Good luck on finals everyone!!

[Anthony Cannizzaro 3J]

A graduated cylinder and a dropout cylinder.

[David Julfayan 1F]

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[ibukunolabinjo_3J]

[Diana_OToole_1F]

If you ever forget how to draw a chair, just remember the Budweiser logo!

[Evan Gentry 2E]

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

[Joshua Song 2M]

You want a joke?

... Well you're not getting one

[Anwar Harb 3H]

what do you call an acid with an attitude?

a mean oh acid

[Helen 3C]

[Anwar Harb 3H]

what does a western hat look like?

if you're not in ochem it looks like a normal hat
if you are in ochem then it looks like a free energy diagram

[Park_DoHy_2F]

I wish I can tell a joke but they argon

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: CHoCoLaTe

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: What two elements do sheep yell out when happy?
A: BaH

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-breeze

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon

[AJ Garalza 2E]

Q: What does Silver say to Gold after he walks up to him at the bar?
A: AU, get outta here!

[Zara_Joshi_3L]

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[wesley hardin]

Biggest joke of Chem 14B: 2C on Chem 14B Final.

[wesley hardin]

Don't tell jokes to noble gases----you won't get a reaction.

[Trisha Kurup 2A]

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

[Timothy_Hyun_2K]

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

[Arianna_Mandelli_3C]

Q: What two elements do sheep yell out when happy?
A: BaH

[Harmeet_Kaur_2D]

Chemists are bad at telling jokes...

They lack the element of surprise.

[dayannaramirez_1J]

What do organic chemists sing for around the Christmas tree?

"O CHEMISTREE, O CHEMISTREE"

[Sascha_Clark_4I]

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

[Jaz_Y_1H]

I hope the Final exam went well for everyone! Have a nice Spring Break :)

[Simran Brar 1J]

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[rachel_john]

what happens to nitrogen as the sun rises?.. It becomes daytrogen! lol

[Eugenia Kwon 3O]

[Jenny_Luu_2A]

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

[Shivali_Raja_3K]

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory retrievers

[Faizal_Mamani_1F]

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

[Jenny_Luu_2A]

Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.

[Jenny_Luu_2A]

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

[Jenny_Luu_2A]

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

[ckim_1I]

All the women, put your hands up!

[Jenny_Luu_2A]

Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe

[Jenny_Luu_2A]

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

[ckim_1I]

YES PLEASE

[ckim_1I]

savage pt1

[ckim_1I]

Savage pt2

[Jasleen Kaur 1J]

A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks "Can i help you with any luggage?" The photon replies "I don't have any. I'm traveling light."

[Sahil Sharma 2J]

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

[Zoe Robertson 2H]

relatable

[Mindy Zhang 3F]

Q: Where does the German chemistry teacher put the used batteries of an electrolytic experiment?
A: In the zinc!

[Eugenia Kwon 3O]

[Emily_Vilshtein_3B]

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[Billy Ngoy 2I]

Q: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

A: Because it was a polar bear.

[Billy Ngoy 2I]

Q: Why is chemistry so hard?

A: Because you have to solve alkynes of problems.

[Billy Ngoy 2I]

Person 1: Soooo......what do you do with a sick chemist?

Person 2: You barium?

Person 1: Nooooooo D: That's way too soon. You've gotta try to helium, and then you try to curium.

[Alexa_Kwang_1D]

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt

[Julianne_Zingmond_1E]

I saw someone run away with my gold, so I shouted "Hey! AU!"

[Geovanni_Suarez_3A]

I ran out of chemistry jokes... I should ZINC of a new one.

[Timothy_Hyun_2K]

What religion are protons?

Catholic, because they have mass.

[Andrew Zhong 2H]

[Alyssa_Wieand_2G]

why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they are much cheaper than day rates.

[Katelynn Luansing 2B]

What in chair confirmation???

[Katelynn Luansing 2B]

Q: What does a teary-eyed Santa say???

A: HOH, HOH, HOH!!!

[004599434]

I don't trust atoms I heard they make up everything

[Sophie_Ahmad_2F]

I tell chemistry jokes periodically but there is usually no reaction lol

[904779609]

My current favorite chem joke:

My final grade!

[divya_devineni_2E]

Chemistry puts the "cation" in education

[divya_devineni_2E]

It takes alkynes to make a world.

[divya_devineni_2E]

Any jokes about sodium? Na

[Katelynn Luansing 2B]

What crime show do cesium and iodine love watching together?

A: CSI

[Aya_Elarid_2H]

Q:Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0K now.

[Michael Sparks 2F]

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A Polar Bear!

[Chris Yeh 3D]

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[Omeed_Partovi_1L]

Have you heard about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-he just couldn't put it down!

[HarshiniMuthukumar3N]

Q: How ugly is your mom? A: Even Fluorine won't bind to her!

[Cris-1C]

What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises?

It becomes Daytrogen!

[Novelpreet_Boparai1N]

If a king farts, is it noble gas???

[Luigivar 2F]

What's the difference between Chemistry and Cooking?
You should never lick the spoon in chemistry!

[KylaTenido1G]

[jonathanshi_1A]

If H2O is water, and H2O2 is peroxide, what is H2O4?
Drinking

[Timothy_Hyun_2K]

If a king farts, is it noble gas???

[KylaTenido1G]

[Arielle 1I]

[Wenqian_Deng_1L]

Why do aromatics belong in the nuthouse?

Because they are CYCLO. hahahahahah rip lol.

[Makenna Vulgas 1G]

Q: What is the name of the molecule bunny-O-bunny?
A: An ether bunny

[Susanne_Taavitsa_2J]

How to play Draw Something after chem 14b

[Brandon_Wu_2L]

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