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"Hi! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."
Source: https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-good-jokes-about-organic-chemistry
"I'm dead."
"Am I dead, too??"
"No! My name is DiEthyl Azo Dicarboxylate! DEAD for short."
Source: https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-good-jokes-about-organic-chemistry
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Q: What to do when a new lesson sounds like gibberish to your brain?
A: Just slow down and let the idea Zinc in.
A: Just slow down and let the idea Zinc in.
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Why are batteries always happy? Because they prefer acting in a positive manner.
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Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated spirits.
A: Methylated spirits.
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
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Me right now :''''(
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink and the neutron settles down on a stool. After finishing his drink, the neutron asks 'How much for the drink?'
The bartender replies 'For you, NO CHARGE'
The bartender replies 'For you, NO CHARGE'
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.
He's 0K now.
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I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
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Who is the best at making bad jokes about iodine and americium?
I AM
I AM
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"CHEM FINAL QUESTION #2C was doable ..."
-greatest joke of the quarter
-greatest joke of the quarter
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Why do sodium, carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen taste so good together?
- NaCHOs
- NaCHOs
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Once upon a time, mama bear and baby bear went swimming in the ocean. But once they got into the water, the baby bear started to worry because he was scared that he would drown(dissolve). Then mama bear said to the baby bear, "it's ok, we are not polar."
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Two men walk into a bar. The first says I'll get some H2O. The second man says, I'll get Some H2O too..... drinks it and dies!
H2O2 = Hydrogen peroxide
H2O2 = Hydrogen peroxide
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite, he said NaBro
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Two friends went to a bar and one of them said "may I have some H2O", and the other one said "may I have some H2O too" then he died
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.
A: By subsisting on titrations.
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Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
A: One molar solution.
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A photon walks into a hotel and the bellhop asks "Hey, you need help with your bags?" and the photon says "No thanks, I'm travelling light."
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Q: How do your Neutrons feel about Dr. Lavelle's recent exam?
A: Neutral!
A: Neutral!
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Q: Why is electron's favorite part of the day the light?
A: Light excites it!
A: Light excites it!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.
A: Separation anxiety.
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
A: H2O cubed.
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
A: H2O cubed.
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if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate
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"You're a 10? Maybe on the PH scale because you're basic."
I thought this was hilarious xD
I thought this was hilarious xD
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"I would make another chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon." :)
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