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what do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon?
HeYSeXe :*
HeYSeXe :*
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
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I would tell a chemistry joke but I'm scared I won't get a reaction
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What did the detective base say during a difficult crime with little evidence?
"We need to go back to the bas(e)ics"
"We need to go back to the bas(e)ics"
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Posted a chem joke on another section because I barely found this section. Sorry for the misplaced chem joke.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
A: A one molar solution.
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Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
A: "Au revoir"
A: "Au revoir"
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what did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"Hehe"
"Hehe"
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
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What did the detective base say during a difficult crime with little evidence?
"We need to go back to the bas(e)ics"
"We need to go back to the bas(e)ics"
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much a drink.
The bartender replies "For you, no charge."
The bartender replies "For you, no charge."
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i'd tell you a chemistry joke, but i know i wouldn't get a reaction
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how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
Ask them to pronounce "unionised"
Ask them to pronounce "unionised"
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Q: What is the TV show that cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
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Q: What did the student say when she heard that Oxygen and Magnesium went out on a date?
A: OMg!
A: OMg!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
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Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
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What do lone pairs have to be in order to be left alone?
Repulsive!
Repulsive!
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Calcium likes to serenade Iron with Christina Aguilera's song "Bound to You"
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
A: SWAG
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Q:Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state
A: Because it's in the ground state
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0K now.
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What do you call a fish that is only made up of two sodium atoms?
-2 Na
-2 Na
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
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A guy went to a bar with his friend and he said to the bartender, "may I have some H2O" and the other guy said, "May I have some H2O too." Then he dies.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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"HCOONa...Matata, what a wonderful phrase" -The Lion King & Chemistry
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My friend asked me if I know any good jokes about sodium.
I said, "Na."
I said, "Na."
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You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
How ionic.
How ionic.
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As part of our chemistry coursework, everyone in my class had to create a glue strong enough to stick a wooden chair to the wall.
The teacher said my effort was the best.
I nailed it.
The teacher said my effort was the best.
I nailed it.
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