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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby smuhammad1Section1E » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:07 pm

If a king farts, it is called na Noble Gas

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby smuhammad1Section1E » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:10 pm

What don't you understand about copper? It makes perfect CENTS!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby smuhammad1Section1E » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:10 pm

Hey want to hear a joke about potassium?... K

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby smuhammad1Section1E » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:11 pm

What do you do to dead elements? You barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cynthia Pinedo 1C » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:46 pm

"This is a salt" said the unwilling chlorine atom
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cynthia Pinedo 1C » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:53 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cynthia Pinedo 1C » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:54 pm

Also me in chem lecture
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cynthia Pinedo 1C » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:56 pm

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Cynthia Pinedo 1C » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:57 pm

Ah! The element of surprise every time I understand something in chem.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Salma Quintanilla 1J » Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:26 pm

https://goo.gl/images/1Emecf

More reasons to love trader joe's....."Avogadro makes mole and avocados make guacamole."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby tiffanyteguh1C » Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:27 pm

this thread is too long :((( and all the good chem jokes Argon(e).

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby altaing » Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:33 pm

Q: How did Avogadro get through the desert?

A: He rode a caMOLE!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rachel Min » Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:36 pm

What does a trendy, basic chemist eat for breakfast?

Avogadro Toast.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Saichandra Kalvakota 3F » Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:29 pm

Really, all the periodic table jokes argon?
I don't zinc so.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isaiah Little 1A » Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:31 pm

I was gonna make a funny chemistry joke.
But they argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Dayanara Ruiz » Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:51 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Guillermo Nuno 1J » Tue Oct 03, 2017 11:09 pm

Cations are the best because they're just so Paws-itive... get it... CATions... no? Okay.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Guillermo Nuno 1J » Tue Oct 03, 2017 11:15 pm

By the way, Anions aren't negative... they're just misunderstood.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:10 am

Chemists you have to keep an ion them.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby kaushalrao3F » Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:04 pm

Q: What's a show that cesium and iodine love watching together?

A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 3I » Wed Oct 04, 2017 6:17 pm

What do you do if you can't helium or curium?

You BARIUM!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shannee Mak 3F » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:44 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Catherine Yang 3G » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:04 pm

Why was the basic girl so salty? Because someone dumped acid on her!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mataeo Alvarado 1L » Thu Oct 05, 2017 5:09 pm

I was on the phone with my brother giving him directions on how to set up his new gaming system and all he would reply was "oxygen potassium". I asked over and over why he would not say anything else. He later on texted me a picture of a periodic table of elements. I replied "oxygen potassium" and promptly hung up. (OXYGEN "O" POTASSIUM "K"... OK)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby James Nguyen 3G » Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:11 pm

Technically, Alcohol is a solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez3G » Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:43 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez3G » Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:44 pm

Does anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Thu Oct 05, 2017 11:36 pm

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a factory worker? Ask them to pronounce the word "unionized."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Thu Oct 05, 2017 11:38 pm

Sorry, all the good jokes Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Radha Patel 1D » Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:43 am

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:38 pm

What animal is made up of calcium, nickel, and neon?
A CaNiNe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:43 pm

What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A 'gram' cracker.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:51 pm

Lmao these are pretty good

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Chemistry Jokes

Postby Courtney Cheney 3E » Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:57 am

Atom 1: "I lost an electron!"
Atom 2: "Yeah, you really have to keep an ion them."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Naama 1A » Sat Oct 07, 2017 2:13 pm

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Febreeze.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brittnie Tapia 1K » Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:31 pm

"I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything".
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brittnie Tapia 1K » Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:33 pm

"That was sodium funny"
"I slapped my neon that one" !
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Suchita 1I » Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:07 pm

Scientist: I just boiled water
Me: solid
Scientist: no
Me: I just mean that's cool
Scientist: WRONG AGAIN

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Suchita 1I » Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:10 pm

Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
...
It's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:27 pm

i make horrible chemistry puns, but only periodically

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:45 pm

Q: What did the thermometer say to the Graduated cylinder?

A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:50 pm

"Ah! The element of surprise!"
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Reyna Alonso 1E » Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:00 pm

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julian Krzysiak 3L » Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:25 pm

What's a graduate student's favorite element?

Alumni-um

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julian Krzysiak 3L » Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:55 pm

All these jokes were noble attempts, yet I didn't really react to any of them.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mayasinha » Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:01 pm

What do you call a glass of water with a tooth in it?

1 molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mayasinha » Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:03 pm

If silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madeline Musselman 3H » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:48 pm

Making bad chem jokes because all of them Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Catherine Yang 3G » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:56 pm

Who's a really salty rapper?
NaCl-more

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby altaing » Thu Oct 12, 2017 12:04 am

Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero?

I heard he's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andrea ORiordan 1L » Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:20 pm

Why do white bears dissolve in water? Because they're polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Qining Jin 3A » Thu Oct 12, 2017 5:42 pm

"Susie, these past two years have been amazing, but recently, I just feel like I've been living a half life..."
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MichelleTran3I » Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:45 pm

Argon is tending the bar. Helium walks in.
Neither react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby MichelleTran3I » Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:46 pm

Did you hear about Oxygen and Magnesiym getting together?
I was like OMg!!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:37 pm

Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Because you're BeAuTi-ful ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:29 pm

That was sodium funny.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:29 pm

I slapped my neon that one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby VahagnAldzhyan » Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:49 pm

What's the cutest ion out there?
A CAT-ion

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby VahagnAldzhyan » Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:50 pm

What do you call a King's fart?
Noble Gas

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:08 pm

Helium Helium Helium... That was a great joke
(;

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 3I » Sat Oct 14, 2017 12:44 pm

I don't trust atoms...

I hear they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904940852 » Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:50 pm

Mom when she's mad: "I've got my ion you"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Radha Patel 1D » Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:13 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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Postby Mariya S 3A » Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:24 pm

I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out...

And I was like, OMg!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariya S 3A » Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:26 pm

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:05 pm

Don't trust atoms. I've heard they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:16 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:17 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brittnie Tapia 1K » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:20 pm

"My bank account has 1 sig fig".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brittnie Tapia 1K » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:23 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 3H » Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:07 pm

Chemistry is just like cooking.
Just don't lick the spoon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selene 1K » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:31 pm

"I have many chemistry jokes. I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction".
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Postby Selene 1K » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:34 pm

"I'm a female. Fe=Iron. Male=Man. Therefore, I am Iron Man."
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Postby Shannee Mak 3F » Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:46 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:12 pm

Q: What show do cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:17 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sophia Bozone 3 3B » Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:43 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thompson W 3B » Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:50 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sophia Bozone 3 3B » Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:51 pm

You must be made of Uranium and Iodine...
because all I can see is U and I

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abigail Volk 3 » Wed Oct 18, 2017 2:39 pm

"oh my gosh, I've lost a neutron"
"Don't worry; you can get a new one "free of charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abigail Volk 3 » Wed Oct 18, 2017 2:42 pm

Do you have 11 protons?
Because you are sodium fine ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abigail Volk 3 » Wed Oct 18, 2017 2:45 pm

I am out of chemistry jokes, I should zinc of a new one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:37 pm

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:39 pm

Q: What is a Ochem students favorite kind of plant?
A: A chemistree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez3G » Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:23 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez3G » Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:24 pm

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They all have solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Radha Patel 1D » Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:18 pm

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:19 pm

Did you hear Oxygen went on a date with Potassium? It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:20 pm

What element is a girl's future best friend? Carbon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Riya Pathare 1D » Fri Oct 20, 2017 10:24 pm

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

HARHARHAR

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:33 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh acid.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:35 pm

What Happens To Nitrogen When The Sun Rises:
It becomes Daytrogen

When Nitrogen Goes to Bed:
"Good nitrogen! Sleep tightrogen! Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim » Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:50 pm

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim » Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:51 pm

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Rakhi Ratanjee 1B » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:58 am

Q: What did sodium tell chlorine when they met?
A: I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:23 pm

Q: What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces?
A: Guacamole

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 3I » Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:40 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

A: Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Reyna Alonso 1E » Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:03 pm

What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brittnie Tapia 1K » Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:27 pm

"I have many chemistry jokes. I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction".
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brittnie Tapia 1K » Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:28 pm

"OMG
Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium or a couple? "
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