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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate!
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Ah! The element of surprise every time I understand something in chem.
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More reasons to love trader joe's....."Avogadro makes mole and avocados make guacamole."
More reasons to love trader joe's....."Avogadro makes mole and avocados make guacamole."
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this thread is too long :((( and all the good chem jokes Argon(e).
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What does a trendy, basic chemist eat for breakfast?
Avogadro Toast.
Avogadro Toast.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
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Cations are the best because they're just so Paws-itive... get it... CATions... no? Okay.
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Q: What's a show that cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
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Why was the basic girl so salty? Because someone dumped acid on her!
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I was on the phone with my brother giving him directions on how to set up his new gaming system and all he would reply was "oxygen potassium". I asked over and over why he would not say anything else. He later on texted me a picture of a periodic table of elements. I replied "oxygen potassium" and promptly hung up. (OXYGEN "O" POTASSIUM "K"... OK)
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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a factory worker? Ask them to pronounce the word "unionized."
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Scientist: I just boiled water
Me: solid
Scientist: no
Me: I just mean that's cool
Scientist: WRONG AGAIN
Me: solid
Scientist: no
Me: I just mean that's cool
Scientist: WRONG AGAIN
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Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
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It's pretty basic stuff.
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It's pretty basic stuff.
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Q: What did the thermometer say to the Graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."
A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."
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"Ah! The element of surprise!"
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All these jokes were noble attempts, yet I didn't really react to any of them.
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What do you call a glass of water with a tooth in it?
1 molar solution.
1 molar solution.
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Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero?
I heard he's 0K now.
I heard he's 0K now.
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"Susie, these past two years have been amazing, but recently, I just feel like I've been living a half life..."
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Did you hear about Oxygen and Magnesiym getting together?
I was like OMg!!!
I was like OMg!!!
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Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Because you're BeAuTi-ful ;)
Because you're BeAuTi-ful ;)
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out...
And I was like, OMg!
And I was like, OMg!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state!
Because it's in the ground state!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
A: H2O cubed
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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"I have many chemistry jokes. I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction".
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A: He got Avogadro's number!
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You must be made of Uranium and Iodine...
because all I can see is U and I
because all I can see is U and I
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"oh my gosh, I've lost a neutron"
"Don't worry; you can get a new one "free of charge."
"Don't worry; you can get a new one "free of charge."
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
A: SWAG
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Q: What is a Ochem students favorite kind of plant?
A: A chemistree
A: A chemistree
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Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They all have solutions.
A: They all have solutions.
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Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
HARHARHAR
A: Laboratory Retrievers
HARHARHAR
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What Happens To Nitrogen When The Sun Rises:
It becomes Daytrogen
When Nitrogen Goes to Bed:
"Good nitrogen! Sleep tightrogen! Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen!"
It becomes Daytrogen
When Nitrogen Goes to Bed:
"Good nitrogen! Sleep tightrogen! Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen!"
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Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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Q: What did sodium tell chlorine when they met?
A: I've got my ion you.
A: I've got my ion you.
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Q: What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces?
A: Guacamole
A: Guacamole
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"I have many chemistry jokes. I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction".
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"OMG
Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium or a couple? "
Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium or a couple? "
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