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"Why does a hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in ground state."
Because it's in ground state."
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution!
A: One molar solution!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0K?
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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One guacamole is equal to 6.0221415x10^23 guacas. One might even call it Avocado's number.
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Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
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Sorry...
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Q: How come nobody at the kings table laughed when he farted?
A: Because noble gases don't cause reactions.
A: Because noble gases don't cause reactions.
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"Don't drink water while studying. Because chemistry says that concentration decreased on adding water".
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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Q: I heard oxygen And magnesium were going out
A: And I was like OMg
A: And I was like OMg
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Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!
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what happened to all the chemistry jokes? they're argon(all gone) hahahah
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How sure was that nucleus when he lost that electron?
--- He was positive.
--- He was positive.
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Little Johnny ain't going to drink no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material.
A: Because it's basic material.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution
A: A one molar solution
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(Not exactly a joke but a cheeky pickup line)
Can I steal an electron so you can be my +1 to _____?
Can I steal an electron so you can be my +1 to _____?
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"OMG
Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are a couple?"
Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are a couple?"
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
A: H2O cubed.
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Did you hear about the guy who's temperature got down to absolute zero?
Don't worry, he's 0k.
Don't worry, he's 0k.
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Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
(courtesy of Inorganic Ventures Joke Section)
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
(courtesy of Inorganic Ventures Joke Section)
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na
(courtesy of Inorganic Ventures Joke Section)
2 Na
(courtesy of Inorganic Ventures Joke Section)
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Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Because it's basic material.
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Derek Waters 1A wrote:Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!
Thats so funny!!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? He got Avogadro's number!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K.
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Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met .
A: They bonded well from the minute they met .
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Q: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down
A: He just couldn't put it down
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
(H2O2) get it haha
(hydrogen peroxide)
(H2O2) get it haha
(hydrogen peroxide)
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
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I am a [censored], a planet, and I can measure heat? What am I?
Mercury
Mercury
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?
A: Because he got Avogadro's number!
A: Because he got Avogadro's number!
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Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
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