Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

This forum topic is for students to self-organize study groups, etc.

Moderators: Chem_Mod, Chem_Admin

Selene 1K
Posts: 12
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:05 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selene 1K » Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:31 am

"Why does a hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in ground state."
Attachments
why-does-hamburger-yield-lower-energy-than-steak.jpg

Selene 1K
Posts: 12
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:05 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selene 1K » Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:32 am

"The name's Bond, Hydrogen Bond."
Attachments
uL39gtFR.jpeg

VahagnAldzhyan
Posts: 25
Joined: Thu Jul 27, 2017 3:01 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby VahagnAldzhyan » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:42 pm

I can't post any chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Lily Guo 1D
Posts: 64
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:03 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lily Guo 1D » Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:47 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Kendall Schemmer 1I
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:03 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall Schemmer 1I » Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:25 pm

Why is Polonium the grumpiest element?

Because it's always Po'ed!

altaing
Posts: 22
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:07 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby altaing » Wed Oct 25, 2017 8:32 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: One molar solution!

tiffanyteguh1C
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby tiffanyteguh1C » Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:35 pm

I don't trust atoms...

I heard they make up everything.

Abdullah2I
Posts: 41
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abdullah2I » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:25 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0K?

Liam Maxwell 2E
Posts: 53
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:07 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liam Maxwell 2E » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:49 pm

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Posts: 17
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:03 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:29 pm

One guacamole is equal to 6.0221415x10^23 guacas. One might even call it Avocado's number.

Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Posts: 17
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:03 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:42 pm

20993812_1112018582266931_3151348490666281994_n.jpg

ChristineJimenez1J
Posts: 47
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:07 pm

What element derives from a Norse [censored]?
Thorium

ChristineJimenez1J
Posts: 47
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:09 pm

What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together?
CsI

Isa Samad 1L
Posts: 53
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:07 am
Been upvoted: 1 time

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sat Oct 28, 2017 9:49 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?

A: You BARIUM!

Jazmine Salazar
Posts: 25
Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2016 3:03 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Sun Oct 29, 2017 3:51 pm

What did one charged atom say to the other?
I've got my ion you.

Jazmine Salazar
Posts: 25
Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2016 3:03 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Sun Oct 29, 2017 3:53 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Bill Phawn 2C
Posts: 23
Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:14 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:17 pm

You must be Copper and Tellurium because you are so CuTe

704887365
Posts: 49
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:47 pm

Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel.

704887365
Posts: 49
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:49 pm

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

Sam Smoot 2L
Posts: 59
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:06 pm

I asked a friend for some Sodium Hypobromite…

He said NaBrO

Sam Smoot 2L
Posts: 59
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:10 pm

Sorry...

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Sam Smoot 2L
Posts: 59
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:12 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK

Kennedy Moore 1D
Posts: 14
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kennedy Moore 1D » Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:26 pm

What do you get when you have 10^-12 of Gallo?


Pico De Gallo >:)

Phillip Tran
Posts: 54
Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:40 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Phillip Tran
Posts: 54
Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:41 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?


If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Carl Kim 1K
Posts: 39
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:52 pm

Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."

Carl Kim 1K
Posts: 39
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:52 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Veronica Rasmusen 2B
Posts: 49
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:01 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Veronica Rasmusen 2B » Sun Oct 29, 2017 10:38 pm

I try to tell chemistry jokes,
but there is no reaction :(

Veronica Rasmusen 2B
Posts: 49
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:01 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Veronica Rasmusen 2B » Sun Oct 29, 2017 10:38 pm

I don't trust atoms... they make up everything

Nancy 1B
Posts: 24
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Oct 29, 2017 10:59 pm

Q: How come nobody at the kings table laughed when he farted?
A: Because noble gases don't cause reactions.

Nancy 1B
Posts: 24
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:02 pm

Q: What did the cow say to Molybdenum and Oxygen?
A: MoO

Thompson W 2C
Posts: 54
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:07 am
Been upvoted: 5 times

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thompson W 2C » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:23 pm

My teacher threw Sodium Chloride at me.
That's a salt!

Thompson W 2C
Posts: 54
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:07 am
Been upvoted: 5 times

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thompson W 2C » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:27 pm

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 Sodium atoms?
A: 2NA

Brittnie Tapia 1K
Posts: 10
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brittnie Tapia 1K » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:47 pm

"Don't drink water while studying. Because chemistry says that concentration decreased on adding water".
Attachments
IMG_0404.PNG.png

Brittnie Tapia 1K
Posts: 10
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brittnie Tapia 1K » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:47 pm

"Drop the base".
Attachments
IMG_0403.JPG

Alyssa Parry Disc 1H
Posts: 53
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:01 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alyssa Parry Disc 1H » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:59 pm

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

Alyssa Parry Disc 1H
Posts: 53
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:01 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Alyssa Parry Disc 1H » Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:02 am

Q: I heard oxygen And magnesium were going out
A: And I was like OMg

Derek Waters 1A
Posts: 16
Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Derek Waters 1A » Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:49 am

Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!

Maya Krishnan 3E
Posts: 20
Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:14 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maya Krishnan 3E » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:05 pm

kim k sig fig.png

Amy Zheng 2l
Posts: 57
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Amy Zheng 2l » Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:09 pm

what happened to all the chemistry jokes? they're argon(all gone) hahahah

Liam Maxwell 2E
Posts: 53
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:07 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liam Maxwell 2E » Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:01 am

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

VahagnAldzhyan
Posts: 25
Joined: Thu Jul 27, 2017 3:01 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby VahagnAldzhyan » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:18 pm

I'm a female:
Fe= Iron
Male= Man
Therefore, I am iron man!

VahagnAldzhyan
Posts: 25
Joined: Thu Jul 27, 2017 3:01 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby VahagnAldzhyan » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:20 pm

How sure was that nucleus when he lost that electron?
--- He was positive.

Sam Smoot 2L
Posts: 59
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:41 pm

counter meme chem .jpg
Sorry

Sam Smoot 2L
Posts: 59
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:46 pm

Sorry again
Attachments
DIno chem.jpg

Misa Belser 3C
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:57 pm

Little Johnny ain't going to drink no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Misa Belser 3C
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:59 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers

ChristineJimenez1J
Posts: 47
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:32 pm

Q: What two elements do sheep belt when happy
A: BaH

ChristineJimenez1J
Posts: 47
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:33 pm

Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material.

Jazmine Salazar
Posts: 25
Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2016 3:03 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:18 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na

Jazmine Salazar
Posts: 25
Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2016 3:03 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:19 pm

What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon.

Isa Samad 1L
Posts: 53
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:07 am
Been upvoted: 1 time

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:21 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A one molar solution

Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Posts: 17
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:03 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:57 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Posts: 17
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:03 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:58 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

StephanieDoan3B
Posts: 21
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:07 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby StephanieDoan3B » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:48 am

(Not exactly a joke but a cheeky pickup line)
Can I steal an electron so you can be my +1 to _____?

Isa Samad 1L
Posts: 53
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:07 am
Been upvoted: 1 time

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:16 pm

Q: What do you do if you can't helium?

A: You BARIUM!

Radha Patel 1D
Posts: 25
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Radha Patel 1D » Sun Nov 05, 2017 3:02 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

LOL

Radha Patel 1D
Posts: 25
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Radha Patel 1D » Sun Nov 05, 2017 3:03 pm

Baby, I know chemistry...

and you’ve got one significant figure.

704887365
Posts: 49
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Sun Nov 05, 2017 3:09 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar.

704887365
Posts: 49
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Sun Nov 05, 2017 3:11 pm

I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out.
I was like OMg!

Brittnie Tapia 1K
Posts: 10
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brittnie Tapia 1K » Sun Nov 05, 2017 3:11 pm

"OMG
Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are a couple?"
Attachments
Chemistry-joke-oxygen-magnesium.jpg
Chemistry-joke-oxygen-magnesium.jpg (31.11 KiB) Viewed 3625 times

Brittnie Tapia 1K
Posts: 10
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brittnie Tapia 1K » Sun Nov 05, 2017 3:12 pm

"We have so much chemistry together"
Attachments
11378531_413760288808040_2133638433_n.jpg

Maya Krishnan 3E
Posts: 20
Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:14 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maya Krishnan 3E » Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:09 pm

When you are as stable as a Nobel gas
Screen Shot 2017-11-05 at 5.04.55 PM.png

Kendall Schemmer 1I
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:03 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kendall Schemmer 1I » Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:23 pm

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?

Because you're CuTe

Derek Waters 1A
Posts: 16
Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Derek Waters 1A » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:04 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

Veronica Rasmusen 2B
Posts: 49
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:01 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Veronica Rasmusen 2B » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:12 pm

Did you hear about the guy who's temperature got down to absolute zero?
Don't worry, he's 0k.

Veronica Rasmusen 2B
Posts: 49
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:01 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Veronica Rasmusen 2B » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:13 pm

Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Selene 1K
Posts: 12
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:05 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selene 1K » Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:32 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

(courtesy of Inorganic Ventures Joke Section)

Selene 1K
Posts: 12
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:05 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selene 1K » Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:34 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na

(courtesy of Inorganic Ventures Joke Section)

Shannee Mak 3F
Posts: 22
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:07 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shannee Mak 3F » Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:41 pm

Why do white bears dissolve in water?

Because they're polar!

Phillip Tran
Posts: 54
Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:49 pm

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?

Because it's basic material.

Phillip Tran
Posts: 54
Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:54 pm

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2Na

Kristina Nguyen 1C
Posts: 29
Joined: Thu Jul 27, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristina Nguyen 1C » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:26 pm

Derek Waters 1A wrote:Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!

Thats so funny!!

JamesAntonios 1E
Posts: 70
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JamesAntonios 1E » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:12 pm

Chemists never die. They just reach equilibrium.

Riya Pathare 2E
Posts: 74
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:01 am
Been upvoted: 1 time

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Riya Pathare 2E » Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:39 pm

Im bad at telling chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Swetha Sundaram 1E
Posts: 59
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am
Been upvoted: 1 time

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:50 am

What did the scientist say when he found 2 atoms of helium?


HeHe

ssthirkannad
Posts: 56
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:22 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Carl Kim 1K
Posts: 39
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:24 pm

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

Carl Kim 1K
Posts: 39
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:25 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

ssthirkannad
Posts: 56
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:26 pm

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? He got Avogadro's number!

Sam Smoot 2L
Posts: 59
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:55 pm

Yup
Attachments
bill nye chem mem.jpg

VahagnAldzhyan
Posts: 25
Joined: Thu Jul 27, 2017 3:01 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby VahagnAldzhyan » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:29 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K.

904940852
Posts: 53
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:07 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904940852 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:55 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory retreavers

Misa Belser 3C
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:56 pm

Did you hear oxygen and potassium went on a date? It went OK.

Misa Belser 3C
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:58 pm

Not even a week later, oxygen and magnesium went out. OMg.

Radha Patel 1D
Posts: 25
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Radha Patel 1D » Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:06 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

ChristineJimenez1J
Posts: 47
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:36 pm

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met .

ChristineJimenez1J
Posts: 47
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:06 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:36 pm

Q: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down

Richard Braun 1I
Posts: 65
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:05 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:02 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
(H2O2) get it haha
(hydrogen peroxide)

Richard Braun 1I
Posts: 65
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:05 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:02 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

Jazmine Salazar
Posts: 25
Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2016 3:03 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:40 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Jazmine Salazar
Posts: 25
Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2016 3:03 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:41 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution

Bill Phawn 2C
Posts: 23
Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:14 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sun Nov 12, 2017 6:17 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o acid

Derek Waters 1A
Posts: 16
Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Derek Waters 1A » Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:06 pm

This is me
Attachments
look-mom-carbon-tetrafluoride.jpg

Swetha Sundaram 1E
Posts: 59
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am
Been upvoted: 1 time

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:45 pm

What can eat a lot of iron without getting sick?

Rust

Swetha Sundaram 1E
Posts: 59
Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 am
Been upvoted: 1 time

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:46 pm

I am a [censored], a planet, and I can measure heat? What am I?

Mercury

Nancy 1B
Posts: 24
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:57 pm

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?
A: Because he got Avogadro's number!

Nancy 1B
Posts: 24
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:58 pm

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:57 pm

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

704887365
Posts: 49
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:33 am

What is the chemical formula for a banana?
BaNa2

704887365
Posts: 49
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:00 am

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:34 am

What do you call an acid with attitude?
a-MEAN-o acid


Return to “Student Social/Study Group”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest