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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evelyn L 1H » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:01 pm

What do you call a salty fish?
2NA

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariane Sanchez 1E » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:45 pm

"The name's bond. Sigma bond."
-007

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liam Maxwell 2E » Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:56 am

A photon checks into a hotel. The manager at the front desks asks if he will be needing any help with luggage. The photon replies "no thank you I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andy Nguyen 1A » Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:22 pm

I don't trust atoms... they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andy Nguyen 1A » Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:24 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby altaing » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:13 am

Guys, we gotta stop with the puns... We've all sulfured enough...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:58 am

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?


A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:19 pm

Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:22 pm

How does Iron Man freshen up his apartment?
With some Fe-breeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isabella Zizolfi 2F » Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:48 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isabella Zizolfi 2F » Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:50 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
if you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:38 pm

Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:39 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby VahagnAldzhyan » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:32 pm

A chemistry lab is just like a party. Some drop acid, others drop the base.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Minie 1G » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:24 pm

Aren't you all glad we have this chemistry community forum? It makes 14A less of a cheMYSTERY for us all :)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:26 pm

These jokes are sodium funny!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:08 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:10 am

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nanditasundarapandian1D » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:24 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

laboratory dogs ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby nanditasundarapandian1D » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:24 pm

Na: That was sodium funny

Ne: I slapped my neon that one

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:37 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:40 pm

What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
CaNiNe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:48 pm

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are together?

OMg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:50 pm

I want to tell another chemistry joke but all the good ones arsenic.

Did I funny right?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby tiffanyteguh1C » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:14 pm

If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up, they'd be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby tiffanyteguh1C » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:17 pm

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walking into the bar? OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Reyna Alonso 1E » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:33 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evelyn L 1H » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:47 am

@all these jokes

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evelyn L 1H » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:49 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:56 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself down to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:57 pm

why do chemists like nitrates so much?
they're cheaper than dayrates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:56 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:56 pm

What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Madeline Musselman 3H » Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:21 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one Jim says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one Bob says "I think I'll have an H2O too"... and then Bob died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selene 1K » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:12 pm

Q: How often do you joke about the elements?
A: Periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selene 1K » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:27 pm

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sun Nov 19, 2017 9:14 pm

Chemists are just one lab accident away from being a super villain.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Suchita 2I » Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:09 pm

Polar bear: Help! Help! I'm dissolving!
Brown bear: But bears are insoluble...
Polar bear: That's easy for you to say...You're not polar!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Chris Pleman 3E » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:19 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:31 pm

Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:32 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shannee Mak 3F » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:56 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana?

BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:56 pm

I don't trust atoms....they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andy Nguyen 1A » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:59 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:43 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:44 pm

What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yeyang Zu 2J » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:55 am

In Arctic, a bear drop into the lake and looking for help:
"HELP, i'm dissolving"
Another brown bear get there and explains:
"dude, bears are insoluble"
....
"That's easy for you to say, you are not polar....."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mayasinha1B » Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:06 pm

Proton: "I think I lost an electron"

Neutron: "Are you positive?"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:14 pm

What kind of fish is made up of only 2 sodium atoms?
2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:28 pm

Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:00 am

What do you call a clown who's in jail? A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:00 am

What kind of dogs do chemists have? Laboratory Retrievers

Andy Nguyen 1A
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andy Nguyen 1A » Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:26 pm

What fish is made of two atoms? 2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:33 pm

What animal is made up of calcium, nickel, and neon?
A CaNiNe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:34 pm

What would you call a clown in jail?
Silicon (Silly Con)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:23 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:24 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:39 pm

One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:40 pm

Q: What is the name of the molecule bunny-O-bunny?
A: An ether bunny

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:41 pm

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:42 pm

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariane Sanchez 1E » Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:51 pm

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:53 pm

I told a joke to a guy named Helium to get him to share his electrons but he didn't react.

He He He

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:53 pm

What's Uranium's favorite genre of music?

Death metal. (They love listening to it on the radio)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:22 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:22 am

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Maya Krishnan 3E » Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:10 pm

This relationship is as flexible as a sigma bond.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selene 1K » Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:15 pm

Q:Are my jokes too basic for you?
A: Why is there no reaction?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Selene 1K » Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:17 pm

My Chemistry Professor throw sodium chloride at me...
that's a salt!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Derek Waters 1A » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:54 pm

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Naama 1A » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:00 pm

What TV show do Cesium and Iodine love watching together?
CSI!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:20 pm

Roses are red,
Bromothymol is blue.
There is no endpoint,
To my love for you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:02 pm

What animal is made up of calcium, nickel, and neon?
A CaNiNe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 704887365 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:03 pm

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walking into the bar? OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:24 pm

Q: Did you know protons have a mass?
A: I didn't even know they were catholic!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nancy 1B » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:25 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby altaing » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:31 pm

Q: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

A: Because it was polar!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shannee Mak 3F » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:56 pm

Image

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lourick Bustamante 1B » Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:09 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Daniel Vo 1B
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:57 am

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're pretty CuTe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Lauryn Jordan 1F » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:17 pm

What is your LiFe composed of?

-Lithium and iron

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:23 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:24 pm

What is the name of agent 007's Eskimo cousin? Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:23 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:24 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:08 am

Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:11 am

What is the formula for water?

H I J K L M N O.

H2O!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JamesAntonios 1E » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:18 am

I'm out of chemistry jokes. I should zinc of a new one.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariane Sanchez 1E » Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:20 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:31 pm

I made a chemistry joke. It got no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Misa Belser 3C » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:32 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:24 pm

How does a photon avoid paying United economy bag fees?

It always is traveling light.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:36 pm

Me, every time I draw a lewis structure
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andy Nguyen 1A » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:39 pm

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron asks how much the drink was, the bartender replies "For you, no charge".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:38 pm

You're a 10? On the pH scale, maybe.
Cuz you basic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mila Therese Reyes 1E » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:39 pm

When it comes to chemistry puns I'm in my element.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:01 pm

I hated learning about electrons. I got so Bohr'd

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jazmine Salazar » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:03 pm

When cops pull you over, just do what Heisenberg does. When they ask, tell them you don't know how fast you were going, just where you were

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:23 pm

Well, do you want to hear about a sodium joke?
Na.
How about a joke about sodium Hypobromite?
NaBro.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:24 pm

A chemist blew up an experiment, looked at his students, and said, "Well, Oxidants happen!"


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