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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Wenxin Fan 1J » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:51 pm

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?


A ferrous wheel.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:23 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:36 pm

My teacher threw sodium chloride at me...

That's a salt

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:42 pm

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:44 pm

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:50 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

At least I have a degree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariane Sanchez 1E » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:44 am

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Postby Evelyn L 1H » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:39 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby RohanGupta1G » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:49 pm

If you aren't apart of the solution, you're apart of the precipitate

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904940852 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:05 pm

You can’t trust atoms, they make everything up

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904940852 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:06 pm

Did you hear about the man that got cold down to absolute zero?
He’s oK now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904940852 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:08 pm

I had to make this bad chemistry joke because all the good ones argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:17 pm

What element derives from a Norse [censored] ?
Thorium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:18 pm

What show do Cesium and Iodine love to watch together?
CsI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jesus Rodriguez 1J » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:19 am

Don't tell jokes to noble gases

You'll get no reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jesus Rodriguez 1J » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:23 am

I would never try to poison you...

Now eat your Pb and Jelly sandwich

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Postby Karen Zheng_2H » Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:40 pm

What kind of dog do chemists have?





A laboratory retriever.

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Postby Annie Lieu-1H » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:29 pm

i love chemicals
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Wax 1G » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:39 pm

What did the chemist say to his crush?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:38 pm

Joke: “What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:40 pm

“There’s as many versions of the second law as there are thermodynamicists.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:41 pm

All things, including my room, move from a state of order to disorder...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caitlin Mispagel 1D » Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:44 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:13 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:18 pm

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avocado's number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby juchung7 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:24 pm

What element derives from a Norse [censored]? Thorium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby juchung7 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:42 pm

Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium? A: BaNaNa!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby aTirumalai-1I » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:29 pm

Here's a haiku on Aluminum:

Spent kindergarten
endlessly writing your name.
One i or two i's?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:15 am

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:16 am

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:16 am

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Meghna2A » Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:53 pm

Two chemist walk into a pub.
The first chemist rings for the bartender and says " I will have H2O"
The second chemist asks " Why would you order water like that? We aren't at work anymore"

The first chemist later sits in an empty corner crying. His attempt to kill the other chemist was thwarted.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Meghna2A » Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:57 pm

What did Chloride say when dragged by sodium?
"This is a salt"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Meghna2A » Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:58 pm

I try to tell Chemistry Jokes. But there is no Reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:31 pm

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:32 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:33 pm

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:33 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:34 pm

What's new?
C over lambda

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:35 pm

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Paula Sing 1J » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:28 am

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:18 pm

You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
How ionic...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:39 pm

I'm reading a chemistry book about helium.
I can't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:02 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
Because they're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:54 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:54 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby LMendoza 2I » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:05 pm

If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Connor Kelligrew 2D » Sat Jan 20, 2018 6:25 pm

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train conductor?

Have them read "unionized"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liz White 1K » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:43 pm

The base is under a salt.
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariane Sanchez 1E » Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:09 am

A neutron walked into a bar and asked how much for a drink. The bartender replied, "for you, no charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany 1B » Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:49 am

"Thermodynamics just gets me so q-ed"
-Frustrated chem students everywhere

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arjun Sharma 1D » Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:17 pm

Met this girl in my calculus class; funny thing is we ended up having chemistry

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:43 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for candy?
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:44 pm

Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:45 pm

Q: Where does the German chemistry teacher put the used batteries of an electrolytic experiment?
A: In the zinc.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:04 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A: A-mean-oh acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thompson W 2C » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:34 pm

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

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Postby Thompson W 2C » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:35 pm

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thompson W 2C » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:35 pm

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:18 pm

WHy do Chemists likE niTraTes so MucH?

CUz They'rE cheAper thAn DayRatES!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:30 pm

Party hard in the summer, they said. So I decided to drop the base on them.

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Postby Josh Moy 1H » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:31 pm

An electron went on a date, it was electric

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:53 pm

Chemistry Pickup Line:

Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element. ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:54 pm

Chemistry Pickup Line:

You’re like an exothermic reaction—you spread hotness everywhere.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904940852 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:23 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They are cheaper than day rates

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904940852 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:24 am

What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:26 am

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:27 am

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:32 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:33 pm

What is the chemical formula of coffee? CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:33 pm

What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:33 pm

What should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium!

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Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:34 pm

What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:34 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thompson W 2C » Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:10 pm

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Thompson W 2C » Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:12 pm

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mhuang 1E » Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:34 pm

I'd tell a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a rxn.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JamesAntonios 1E » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:40 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer Ho 1K » Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:14 pm

A neutron walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender smiles and says, "For you, no charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rkusampudi » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:37 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rkusampudi » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:39 pm

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby rkusampudi » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:39 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Paula Sing 1J » Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:56 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer Ho 1K » Fri Jan 26, 2018 1:01 am

"Do you know what Sin City is?"
"Yeah, that's Las Vegas."
"Well, do you know what Den City is?"
"No."
"Mass over Volume."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:57 am

What is the chemical formula of coffee? CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:58 am

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:58 am

What happened to the man stopped for having sodium chloride and a 9-volt in his car? He was booked for a salt and battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brenda K 1J » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:06 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."


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