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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brenda K 1J » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:12 am

Two atoms are walking together.
One of the atoms starts panicking. "I think I lost an electron!" He cried. "Are you sure?" Said the other. "Yes! I'm positive!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brenda K 1J » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:21 am

Argon walks into a bar. The barman says, “We don’t serve noble gases in here!" Argon doesn’t react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:39 pm

what kind of dogs do chemists have?

laboratory retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:40 pm

what is the chemical formula for banana?

BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:42 pm

I have many chemistry jokes. I'm just afraid they wont get a good reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:45 pm

what was the charge when nacl was arrested?

a salt

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:47 pm

a chemistry lab is like a big party. some drop acid. others drop the base

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:48 pm

Are you a carbon sample?

Because i want to date you

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andy Nguyen 1A » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:27 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jesus Rodriguez 1J » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:51 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

A: He's 0K now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elizabeth Ignacio 1C » Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:24 pm

A u! Did you take my gold?

A g, never mind, it's just silver.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:22 pm

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:22 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:23 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caitlin Mispagel 1D » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:19 pm

Don't tell jokes to noble gases... you'll get no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:32 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:33 pm

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sun Jan 28, 2018 1:14 pm

If a king farts,
is it a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christy Zhao 1H » Sun Jan 28, 2018 1:46 pm

What do hungry chemists eat?
Gram (Graham) crackers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:38 pm

Technically speaking...

Alcohol is a solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:40 pm

You disagree with my hypothesis?

Well Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:41 pm

Everyone keeps saying all the good chem jokes argon...

But I don't zinc so.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Wax 1G » Sun Jan 28, 2018 3:15 pm

Girl, do you like salt?

Why?

Because you're so-dium fine.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:03 pm

Valentine’s Day is coming up, so here’s a cute science love song filled with a bunch of puns. ;)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pocNl2YhZdM

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:15 pm

Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:20 pm

Q: How did Carbon propose to Hydrogen?
A: With a "carbonkneel"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Meghna2A » Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:34 pm

What kind of dogs to chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Meghna2A » Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:35 pm

What is one element not there on the periodic table?
The element of surprise.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Meghna2A » Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:38 pm

Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Realist: The glass has water.
Chemist: The glass contains 50% H2O (l), 39%N2 (g), 10.5% O2(g), 0.44% Ar (g) and 0.06%CO2 (g)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:57 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kennedy Moore 1D » Sun Jan 28, 2018 9:22 pm

What's the difference between chemistry and physics?


Physics always wants to be the big man !!!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:32 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:32 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:32 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariane Sanchez 1E » Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:21 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariane Sanchez 1E » Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:24 pm

Neon was cracking up so much he was like
"That was sodium funny. I slapped my neon that one!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariane Sanchez 1E » Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:24 pm

im running out of chemistry jokes i should zinc of new ones :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:04 am

An ion dropped an electron on the street, his buddy asked him if he was sure
"Yeah, I'm positive"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:07 am

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one orders "HIJKLMNO." The second chemists asks him what the [censored] does he mean. The first says, it's h to o, yah dingus.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:08 am

Which fish is also an element?
Tuna -- 2Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:54 pm

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-breeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:55 pm

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:56 pm

What is it called when Queen farts?
A noble gas

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Patricia Macalalag 2E » Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:45 pm

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby torieoishi1A » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:45 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:11 pm

Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?


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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:08 am

When will a girl enjoy a date the most? When G < 0!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:09 am

Who did the amino acid cheat on his girlfriend with?
His side chain

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:11 am

What did a father tell his son when he woke him up?
Up 'n atom, son!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:13 am

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
It becomes daytrogen

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:15 am

Why was the chemist arrested?
He was charged for a salt and battery at the store

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:17 am

What do you call a measuring device with degrees?
A graduated cylinder

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:12 pm

Chemists make really bad DJs. They take extra care not to drop the base.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:14 pm

Helium walks into a bar. Argon hits him with a bar stool. Helium doesn’t react.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:16 pm

What is the difference between sea lion and a seal?

An electron.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:37 pm

Hydrogen atom trying to flirt: The names Bond, Hydrogen Bond!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:37 pm

I would make another chemistry joke but all the good one ARGON

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:38 pm

I would make another chemistry joke but all the good one ARGON

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Ar

Postby Hyein Cha 2I » Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:33 pm

I would tell another chemistry joke, but all of the good ones Argon...

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carbon tetrafluoride

Postby Hyein Cha 2I » Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:37 pm

"Look mom! a Carbon tetrafluoride!"

Report card:

Math: C

History: F

English: F

Chemistry: F

PE: F

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby andrewr2H » Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:44 pm

Credit my awesome (single) cousin (818)-963-3909

WHAT ELEMENT IS THE PROFESSOR MADE OUT OF?

BORON

LMAO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Paula Dowdell 1F » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:07 pm

What Do You Get When You Cut An Avocado Into 6X10^23 Pieces?
Guacamole

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:15 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 C and still be 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:18 pm

I think I left the Bromine and Boron in the cabinet...

BrB

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:19 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brenda K 1J » Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:52 am

What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brenda K 1J » Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:55 am

How many moles are in a bowl of guacamole?
Avocado's number

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brenda K 1J » Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:57 am

What is "HIJKLMNO"? H2O

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shreya Ramineni 2L » Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:26 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shreya Ramineni 2L » Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:26 pm

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shreya Ramineni 2L » Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:27 pm

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jesus Rodriguez 1J » Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:29 am

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jesus Rodriguez 1J » Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:32 am

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany 1B » Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:05 am

What type of dog do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arjun Sharma 1D » Sun Feb 04, 2018 1:41 pm

Never trust an atom, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Curtis Wong 2D » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:33 pm

A line I used with my boyfriend:

"You know, I usually hate chemistry, but I love having chemistry with you."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:48 pm

Image

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nisarg Shah 1C » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:50 pm

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

I heard it went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:08 pm

what kind of dogs do chemists get?

a LABrador retriever

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:09 pm

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

Because it was polar

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:10 pm

I Heard Oxygen And Magnesium Were Going Out

And I was like OMg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:34 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:34 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bansi Amin 1D » Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:58 pm

Fun fact: Josiah Gibbs was a Swiftie.
Haters gonna hate Taylor Swift=> ΔG=ΔH−TΔS

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Joshua Hughes 1L » Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:15 pm

honest question here, does posting in the chem jokes section count as a weekly post that we can get credit for?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:33 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:34 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:38 pm

When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:10 pm

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:11 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:11 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:41 pm

When I'm with you I feel like unsaturated butter because you make my heart melt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:43 pm

Are you *oxo* because you're the -one for me <3 <3 <3
live love lavelle

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:51 pm

Are you a high intensity photon? Because you put me into an excited state. <3 <3 <3
live lovelle laugh

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:06 am

Q: What does the leader of an electron army say when they go to war?
A: CHARGE!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:10 am

Me: My favorite jokes are about Cobalt, Radon, and Yttrium.

Person: Why's that?

Me: Because I love CoRnY chemistry jokes.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:47 pm

Joke: “What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:48 pm

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? A: SWAG


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