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Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:48 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0K now.

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Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:50 pm

Q: How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A: A sulfone

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Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:50 pm

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? A: Febreeze.

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Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:50 pm

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

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Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:51 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry? A: Because all his friends argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:51 pm

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym? A: To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:15 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:16 pm

Organic chemistry is difficult.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:17 pm

What do you call a scientific plant?
Chemis-tree

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:17 pm

Why do you go to jail for throwing Sodium Chloride at somebody?
Because it's a salt

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 904940852 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:43 am

Your a 10? Maybe on a pH scale because your basic

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:49 am

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:51 am

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:55 am

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:19 pm

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:20 pm

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:21 pm

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
It went OK!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:21 pm

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:21 pm

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:22 pm

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:22 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:22 pm

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:29 pm

What did the Fe2+ say to the H+ that turned into H2?

"I'm sorry I reduced you! I swear it was an oxidant!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:31 pm

I try to tell chemistry jokes, but sometimes there's just no reaction.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:03 pm

My teacher threw sodium chloride at me...

That's a salt!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:05 pm

What did element 29 say to the police?

I Cu copper!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:08 pm

True story
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jesus Rodriguez 1J » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:12 pm

Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jesus Rodriguez 1J » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:15 pm

Since, Valentine's Day is coming up, here's a nice Chemistry Pick-Up Line

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Connor Kelligrew 2D » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:37 pm

Thermodynamics:

First Law: You can't get anything without working for it.

Second Law: The most you can accomplish by work is to break even.

Third Law: You can't break even.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Connor Kelligrew 2D » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:38 pm

The first rule of thermodynamics is you don't talk about thermodynamics

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Connor Kelligrew 2D » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:40 pm

What is the show cesium and iodine were watching together?

CSI

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Postby Oscar Valdovinos 1I » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:40 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:56 am

Did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are totally going out. It's like, OMg.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:57 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:57 am

Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:05 pm

Q: What do you do if you can't helium or curium?

A: You BARIUM!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:56 pm

What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:57 pm

why do chemists like nitrates so much?

because its cheaper than day rates

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:59 pm

What substance has the formula HIJKLMNO?

WATER

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Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:11 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:12 pm

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:42 pm

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they would be alloys

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:30 pm

Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:31 pm

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:31 pm

you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:04 pm

what do you call a wheel made of iron?

a ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:05 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:09 pm

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:11 pm

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:45 pm

All the good chemistry jokes ARGON

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:49 pm

All the good chemistry jokes ARGON

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brenda K 1J » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:15 pm

What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brenda K 1J » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:16 pm

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Brenda K 1J » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:31 pm

Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!" The husband replied, "Calm down, honey. We'll find a solution."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Wax 1G » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:42 pm

It's so exciting when multiple electrons gather in the bar.
Why?
Because it's so charged with energy.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:50 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:51 pm

A photon goes through a hotel. They offer to take his bags. He says he has none, he's traveling light.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Meghna2A » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:51 pm

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0[i][i][i]K?[/i][/i][/i]

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Meghna2A » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:52 pm

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Meghna2A » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:52 pm

Q:What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:59 pm

What happened to the man who froze to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:42 am

Electron: I have a problem man. I think I might be a compulsive liar...
Proton: Are you positive?
Electron: Yeah.
Proton: I guess you are a liar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:49 am

"What's the difference between a proton and an electron?"
"I'm not positive, but I think a proton is..."

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Postby Kristin Ishaya 1A » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:55 am

"Want to talk about Sodium?"
----Na.
"Nitric Oxide?"
----NO.
"Oxygen, Magnesium, Phosphorous, Iodine, Sulfur, or Fluorine?"
----OMg PIS OFF.
"...Potassium?"
----K.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby juchung7 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:18 am

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
It becomes daytrogen :3
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Postby Clara Rehmann 1K » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:29 pm

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Postby Yashaswi Dis 1K » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:48 pm

Disclaimer: A Corny Acid-Base joke
What did H2PO4- say to H2O?

"Why you gotta be so BiPoLaAr!"

Water: "As an amphoteric molecule, I like to have multiple affairs!"

H2PO4-: "Can't believe I am dating a weirdo."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Yashaswi Dis 1K » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:56 pm

I heard O-chem is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arjun Sharma 1D » Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:40 am

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arjun Sharma 1D » Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:44 am

f H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:33 am

What did one charged atom say to the other?
I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:34 am

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:13 pm

Some guy tried to sell me sand for a thousand bucks yesterday...

It was such a silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:14 pm

Chemical jokes are boron…

However, physics jokes have potential.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:17 pm

Gold walks into a bar, but the barman wasn't having it.

"Au", he shouts, "get outta here!"

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Postby Annie Lieu-1H » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:53 pm

NUMBER 5 ON THE MID TERM AMIRITE LADIES??

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krupa Prajapati » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:07 pm

All the good chemistry jokes Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krupa Prajapati » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:11 pm

Aha! The element of surprise.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krupa Prajapati » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:13 pm

Are you a carbon sample? Cuz I want to date you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:58 pm

friend: "does you know any good chem jokes about sodium?"

me: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:59 pm

why are chemists great for solving problems?

a: they have all the solutions.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:00 am

I think i've lost an electron... in fact i'm positive.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:17 am

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:17 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:17 am

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jesus Rodriguez 1J » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:33 am

Old Chemists Never Die, They Just Reach Equilibrium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caitlin Mispagel 1D » Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:54 pm

You would think atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons. How ionic

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Caitlin Mispagel 1D » Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:55 pm

You can freeze yourself at -273 degrees celsius and still be 0K

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:33 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:49 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:50 pm

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:18 pm

What kind of dogs would chemistry teachers have?
Laboratory retrievers!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katie Blann 1E » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:27 pm

Did you know you can your cool yourself to -273.15C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany 1B » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:56 pm

Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone?
-He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:19 pm

Once I told a chemistry joke
There was no reaction

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:22 pm

If a tornado picks up an iron, is it Febreeze?


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