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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:29 pm

Why do white bears dissolve in water? Because they’re polar.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:31 pm

Hey professor, how often do you like jokes about elements? Periodically or...?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:31 pm

What did one titration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:32 pm

I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out and I was like, O Mg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:32 pm

all these chemistry jokes are sodium funny lol

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby SantanaRodriguezDis1G » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:11 pm

What did one ion say to the other?
I got my ion you

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Hyein Cha 2I » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:15 pm

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liam Maxwell 2E » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:15 pm

Why was the electrochemical cell arrested?

Because he was convicted of battery.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liam Maxwell 2E » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:18 pm

Two men walk into a restaurant. The First man orders, "I'd like H2O". The second man orders, "I'd like H2O too". The second man died.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Wax 1G » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:57 pm

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Wax 1G » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:58 pm

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Wax 1G » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:58 pm

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:21 pm

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:21 pm

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:22 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anne 2L » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:16 pm

throwback to simpler times
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Josh Moy 1H » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:52 pm

dont trust an atom. Why? they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:10 pm

I asked a guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite.
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:12 pm

What does the leader of the electron army say before battle?
CHAARGE!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:13 pm

Look at her, she must have 11 protons..
because she's sodium fine

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:14 pm

A chemistry lab can be a huge party...
Some drop acid, and others drop the base

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:15 pm

Señor, is Silicon spelled the same way in Spanish?

"Si"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby cbercik » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:16 pm

The hipster chemist burned himself because he put his hand on the beaker before it was cool

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karen Zheng_2H » Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:02 pm

hopefully not this quarter
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:22 pm

Q: What do you call a scientific plant? A: Chemis-tree.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:22 pm

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist? A: Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:22 pm

Q: What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium? A: HeHe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer Ho 1K » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:53 am

Mole Problems?
Don't Worry! Just Call 602-1023!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:36 pm

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

SWAG

(Sorry)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:39 pm

Know any jokes about sodium?

Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sam Smoot 2L » Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:42 pm

How did the college student define hydrophobic on their chemistry exam?

Fear of utility bills.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:55 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:57 pm

what is "HIJKLMNO"?

H20

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:58 pm

What do you call CH20?

Seawater

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Meghna2A » Sat Feb 24, 2018 12:10 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abdullah2I » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:37 am

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krupa Prajapati » Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:01 pm

Forget Hydrogen, you're my number one element

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krupa Prajapati » Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:03 pm

Hey baby, I've got my ion you!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krupa Prajapati » Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:04 pm

I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jesus Rodriguez 1J » Sat Feb 24, 2018 6:49 pm

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sohini Halder 1G » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:27 pm

Are you sharing your electrons with me because I feel a real deep bond with you.

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Re: Post chem jokes here

Postby Kevin Tabibian 1A » Sun Feb 25, 2018 12:06 am

Iron you glad I didn't say copper?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:44 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:44 am

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:46 pm

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:49 pm

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby hojae_lee_1C » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:49 pm

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-breeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:36 pm

What did the man make for his enemy?
A Pb & J sandwich

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:40 pm

Someone told me I have chemistry with a cute guy
But I don't have chemistry until next quarter

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:41 pm

What's the most important part of any relationship?
Organic chemistry

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:42 pm

If a king farts is it a noble gas?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:44 pm

Do you have 11 protons?
Because you're sodium fine

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:46 pm

Why do hamburgers yield lower energy than steak?
Because they're in the ground state

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:48 pm

Who revolutionized chemistry?
Free radicals

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:48 pm

What do dipoles say in passing?
Hey, have you got a moment?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:51 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:55 pm

What did one titration say to the other?
Let's meet at the endpoint

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:56 pm

What do you call a clown in jail?
A silicon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ssthirkannad » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:57 pm

I wish I had more chemistry jokes but I can only come up with them periodically

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennie Fox 1D » Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:17 pm

I don't trust atoms....

I heard they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Suchita 2I » Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:22 pm

chem meme.jpeg

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Li 2E » Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:59 pm

A neutron walked into a bar and asked how much for a drink. The bartender replied, "for you, no charge."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liz White 1K » Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:52 pm

I would tell another chemistry joke, but it appears that all the good ones Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katie Blann 1E » Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:57 pm

A photon checks into hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He replies, "No, I'm traveling light"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:58 pm

What happens to nitrogen as the sun rises?
It becomes daytrogen!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:59 pm

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:59 pm

What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:00 pm

Why is the pH of Youtube so stable?


Because it constantly buffers.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:01 pm

Q: Sulfur and Oxygen are best friends, but they lived far from each other. How did oxygen chat with his friend?

A: He used his Sulfone

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:02 pm

Why did the acid go to the gym?

To become a buffer solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:03 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:04 pm

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:05 pm

You can't trust atoms, gotta keep an ion them.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby ChristineJimenez1J » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:06 pm

What is the scariest element on the periodic table?

Ah, the element of surprise.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annalise Eder 2L » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:20 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennifer Ho 1K » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:29 pm

What do you call a ring of Fe+2 ions?

A ferrous wheel

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Ward 2C » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:08 pm

Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:29 pm

What do you call a scientific plant? A: Chemis-tree.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:32 pm

What element is derived from a Norse [censored]? A: Thorium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:32 pm

How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nishma Chakraborty 1J » Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:16 pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

-because it was a polar bear

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marina Georgies 1C » Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:21 pm

Did you hear about the galvanic cell that went to court?

He got charged with a salt and battery!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marina Georgies 1C » Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:23 pm

If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Marina Georgies 1C » Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:26 pm

how to tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist: ask them to pronounce the word "unionized"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:04 pm

Hey do you like chemistry? Because I've got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Naomi Jennings 2H » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:57 pm

I'm planning to go into a freezing chamber at -273.15 degrees C. My friends were worried but I told them I'd be 0K

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:07 pm

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:08 pm

What is the chemical formula for coffee?
CoFe2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:10 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jason Muljadi 2C » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:29 pm

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:32 am

How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?

a sulfone

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:33 am

Why did the acid go to the gym?

To become a buffer solution!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Phillip Tran » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:39 am

What is it called when Queen of England farts?

A noble gas

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:12 am

What's the chemical formula for a banana?
BaNa_2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:12 am

You wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:13 am

If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arjun Sharma 1D » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:50 am

What did one charged ions say to the other?

I got my ion you ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arjun Sharma 1D » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:51 am

There was once a man who was frozen to absolute 0...
He’s 0K now

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Shreya Ramineni 2L » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:43 pm

Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe


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