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Hey professor, how often do you like jokes about elements? Periodically or...?
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What did one titration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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Why was the electrochemical cell arrested?
Because he was convicted of battery.
Because he was convicted of battery.
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Two men walk into a restaurant. The First man orders, "I'd like H2O". The second man orders, "I'd like H2O too". The second man died.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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throwback to simpler times
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I asked a guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite.
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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What does the leader of the electron army say before battle?
CHAARGE!
CHAARGE!
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A chemistry lab can be a huge party...
Some drop acid, and others drop the base
Some drop acid, and others drop the base
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The hipster chemist burned himself because he put his hand on the beaker before it was cool
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Q: What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium? A: HeHe.
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What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
SWAG
(Sorry)
SWAG
(Sorry)
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How did the college student define hydrophobic on their chemistry exam?
Fear of utility bills.
Fear of utility bills.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
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Are you sharing your electrons with me because I feel a real deep bond with you.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
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Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met
A: They bonded well from the minute they met
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Someone told me I have chemistry with a cute guy
But I don't have chemistry until next quarter
But I don't have chemistry until next quarter
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What's the most important part of any relationship?
Organic chemistry
Organic chemistry
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Why do hamburgers yield lower energy than steak?
Because they're in the ground state
Because they're in the ground state
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What did one titration say to the other?
Let's meet at the endpoint
Let's meet at the endpoint
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I wish I had more chemistry jokes but I can only come up with them periodically
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A neutron walked into a bar and asked how much for a drink. The bartender replied, "for you, no charge."
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I would tell another chemistry joke, but it appears that all the good ones Argon.
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A photon checks into hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He replies, "No, I'm traveling light"
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Why is the pH of Youtube so stable?
Because it constantly buffers.
Because it constantly buffers.
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Q: Sulfur and Oxygen are best friends, but they lived far from each other. How did oxygen chat with his friend?
A: He used his Sulfone
A: He used his Sulfone
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!
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What is the scariest element on the periodic table?
Ah, the element of surprise.
Ah, the element of surprise.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
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How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.
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Did you hear about the galvanic cell that went to court?
He got charged with a salt and battery!
He got charged with a salt and battery!
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If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.
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how to tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist: ask them to pronounce the word "unionized"
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I'm planning to go into a freezing chamber at -273.15 degrees C. My friends were worried but I told them I'd be 0K
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Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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