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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Ishan Saha 1L » Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:11 pm

Hey are you made of Curium and Tellurium??
'Cause dang you're CuTe!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jennie Fox 1D » Mon Feb 26, 2018 4:21 pm

what kind of dogs do chemists have?

Labratory retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby K Stefanescu 2I » Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:27 pm

Since we are studying half-life/radioactivity....
Are you Polonium-210?
Because your ambient glow is to die for.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby K Stefanescu 2I » Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:31 pm

Coming up with new material for this thread is difficult... all of the good chemistry jokes Argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany 1B » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:45 pm

What is the chemical formula for banana?

BaNa^2

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Tiffany 1B » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:50 pm

If Avagadro calls, tell him to leave his number.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby andrewr2H » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:44 pm

What do you call a fish that is really salty?

Too Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Adrienne Dang 1B » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:50 pm

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? Hehe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:44 pm

what kind of dog do chemist have? laboratory retrievers

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:45 pm

what kind of car do chemist drive? mercedes benzene

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 504754253 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:46 pm

how come every time i tell a joke there is no reaction?!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:16 am

504754253 wrote:how come every time i tell a joke there is no reaction?!


good one

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:16 am

The noble gases walk into a bar. No one reacts.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:19 am

504754253 wrote:what kind of car do chemist drive? mercedes benzene


That was sodium funny...i slapped my neon that one

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:19 am

The atom asks the electron, "why are you small?" The electron replies, "because I have a low charge!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:18 pm

You Must Be A Compound Of Barium and Beryllium

Because you're a total BaBe

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:18 pm

Why Does Hamburger Yield Lower Energy Than Steak?

Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby mitalisharma2B » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:19 pm

Did You Know Protons Have Mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Garret G 2F » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:58 pm

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arjun Sharma 1D » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:53 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arjun Sharma 1D » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:54 pm

Organic Chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Arjun Sharma 1D » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:56 pm

Why are chemists so great at solving problems?

Cause they work with all the solutions ;)

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Goldberg 2I » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:50 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Nisarg Shah 1C » Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:44 am

What kind of fish is made of 2 Na atoms?
2Na.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Leanne Wong 1H » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:24 am

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0K?

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Riya Pathare 2E » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:39 am

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby JennyCKim1J » Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:08 pm

I have a pick up line instead.
"You must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe :))"

Actually don't use it I don't think it'll work

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 905022356 » Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:05 pm

Image

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby 905022356 » Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:11 pm

If you're not part of the solution,

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You're part of the precipitate.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:01 am

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:02 am

A student comes into his lab class right at the end of the hour. Fearing he'll get an "F", he asks a fellow student what she's been doing. "We've been observing water under the microscope. We're suppose to write up what we see." The page of her notebook is filled with little figures resembling circles and ellipses with hair on them. The panic-stricken student hears the bell go off, opens his notebook and writes, "During this laboratory, I examined water under the microscope and I saw twice as many H's as O's."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:03 am

Q: How did the football cheerleader define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?
A: Fear of utility bills.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:04 am

One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:05 am

Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:05 am

Q: What is the name of the molecule bunny-O-bunny?
A: An ether bunny

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Richard Braun 1I » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:06 am

Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evelyn L 1H » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:23 pm

Chemistry puts the cation in education

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evelyn L 1H » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:23 pm

chemistry jokes are sodium funny

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Evelyn L 1H » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:24 pm

how did avogadro write to his friends?
by e-mole

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krupa Prajapati » Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:28 pm

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krupa Prajapati » Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:28 pm

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Krupa Prajapati » Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:30 pm

What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:52 am

Chemistry doesn't just matter, it is matter.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Swetha Sundaram 1E » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:53 am

Why did the liquid smell good?

Because it didn't past gas.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariane Sanchez 1E » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:08 am

I told a chemistry joke once, but there was no reaction. :(

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Mariane Sanchez 1E » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:09 am

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica Jones 2B » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:48 pm

Na: "That was sodium funny!"
Ne: "I slapped my neon that one!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica Jones 2B » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:49 pm

I told a chemistry joke once, but there was no reaction...

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jessica Jones 2B » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:50 pm

Advice: Never trust an atom, they make up everything.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andy Nguyen 1A » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:34 pm

What did the police molecule say to the suspect molecule? I got my ion you.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:47 pm

Every dipole has its moment.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:48 pm

Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?

He just couldn't put it down.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Seth So » Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:50 pm

Cole's Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Connor Kelligrew 2D » Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:48 am

I don't trust atoms...

I heard they make up everything

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Connor Kelligrew 2D » Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:52 am

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Abdullah2I » Sat Mar 03, 2018 11:36 am

What did C14 do for Valentine's Day?


He went carbon dating.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Andres Reynoso 1J » Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:58 pm

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diane Bui 2J » Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:03 pm

Q: When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
A: C over lambda.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Diane Bui 2J » Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:05 pm

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oscar Valdovinos 1I » Sat Mar 03, 2018 7:08 pm

The only chemistry jokes that haven't been poster yet are the BORON ones,
*Ba Dum tsss*

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oscar Valdovinos 1I » Sat Mar 03, 2018 7:10 pm

Q: What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A:Salt.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Oscar Valdovinos 1I » Sat Mar 03, 2018 7:11 pm

I make bad chemistry puns, but only periodically.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Connor Kelligrew 2D » Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:23 pm

What did C14 do for Valentine's Day?

He went carbon dating!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Annalise Eder 2L » Sun Mar 04, 2018 2:27 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Christy Zhao 1H » Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:09 pm

Why can't chemists prank their friends?
They lack the element of surprise.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:55 pm

You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
How ionic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:55 pm

I know a guy who cooled himself to -273.15C.
He was 0k.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Carl Kim 1K » Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:56 pm

What did the mass spectrometer say to the gas chromatograph?
Breaking up is hard to do.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jesus Rodriguez 1J » Sun Mar 04, 2018 6:41 pm

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Bill Phawn 2C » Sun Mar 04, 2018 6:45 pm

Image

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Jesus Rodriguez 1J » Sun Mar 04, 2018 6:50 pm

Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Julia Ward 2C » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:11 pm

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Grace Han 2K » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:31 pm

I don't trust atoms......




I heard they make up everything.
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Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:50 pm

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:50 pm

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Isa Samad 1L » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:51 pm

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katie Blann 1E » Sun Mar 04, 2018 8:38 pm

Q: What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A: A-mean-oh-acid

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby juchung7 » Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:13 pm

Why do chemistry teachers like to teach about ammonia? Because its basic material.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby juchung7 » Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:26 pm

How many atoms in guacamole? Avocado's number

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Anna Li 2E » Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:52 pm

What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Minie 1G » Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:59 pm

Dang girl you are a 10.

On a pH scale.

Because you are basic.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn B 2E » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:15 pm

What do you do with a sick chemist?

Well, if you can't curium, and you can't helium, you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn B 2E » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:16 pm

Do you remember what happens when metal and oxygen react? My memory is a little rusty.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:16 pm

Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Katelyn B 2E » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:17 pm

"I would tell another chemistry joke, but all of my good ones argon."

"That's sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one!"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:19 pm

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?

Tell them to pronounce "unionized"

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Karissa Newberry » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:21 pm

What do they do with a sick chemist?

Well if you can't curium and you can't helium, you might as well barium.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby veneziaramirez 3I » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:36 pm

Would you like to hear a joke about sodium?
Na

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby veneziaramirez 3I » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:40 pm

I'm having such a hard time staying up late to do homework.
It's sodium hard.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Wax 1G » Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:56 pm

Why did the sodium cross the road?

Because it could not wait N-A longer.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Wax 1G » Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:56 pm

There should be someone who regulates these chem jokes.

They're far too basic for my taste.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Wax 1G » Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:58 pm

I believe that Uraniam Argon Copper Tellurium.

U Ar CuTe.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Wax 1G » Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:58 pm

How many fish are salty?

TuNA

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Wax 1G » Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:59 pm

Stop making electrochem jokes.
They're too charged.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Sarah Wax 1G » Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:01 am

What did one titration tell the other?
Let's meet at the endpoint.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Liam Maxwell 2E » Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:09 am

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elizabeth Ignacio 1C » Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:47 am

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if it needs any help with its luggage.

"No," it says. "I'm traveling light."

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Elizabeth Ignacio 1C » Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:56 am

Why did the hipster get burnt?

Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:31 am

What does a good movie about chemistry need?
The element of surprise!

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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Postby Daniel Vo 1B » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:32 am

what do u call a chemist who throws sodium chloride at students?
a-salt


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